WVG : The New Scalable Vector Graphics

jafro_svg writes "While the press has discussed Microsoft's upcoming 'Sparkle' as a potential Flash-killer - the technology arena on which Microsoft's new technology is having the most impact is SVG. SVG (now a W3 standard for 3 yeras) was itself billed as a Flash-killer some years ago, and speculation about how it might be accepted into the mainstream for developers (i.e. incorporated into IE) now seems inevitable -- you see, Sparkle's real name is WVG and is 90% identical to SVG." Jafro_svg also points out this online SVG tutorial.

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1. Defecate. Preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage, pickled eggs, and Vietnamese chili garlic sauce. Could be done in the Return of the Jedi wastebasket for added pleasure.
2. Wipe ass with witch hazel, soothes horrific burns. (Taco can use Hazel on mouth to soothe the horrific burns from chowing on ass so much).
3. Prime anus with anal ease. (Now Cherry Flavored for those butthole lickers amongst you - oh, that is most of /.)
4. Slather richly a considerable amount of Vaseline or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your Yoda Doll , Yoda Shampoo bottle or Yoda soap on a rope and liberally apply it.
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8. Slowly rest yourself onto your yoda figurine. Be careful, he's big.
9. Gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Think about snoodling with the Sarlaac pit. Read Slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you dont check the (desired - speaks english) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Get Linux to boot on a Black And Decker Appliance. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that IDE is better than SCSI because you cant afford SCSI. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate windows but use it for Everquest. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful star wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who arent fatter than CowboyNeal can't submit. Fondle shrimpy penis while making a yoda voice and saying, use the force, padawan, feeel the foooorce, hurgm. Yes. Yes. When 900 years you reach, a dick half as big you will not have.

All in a days work with a yoda figurine rammed up your ass.

I HAVE A GREASED UP YODA DOLL SHOVED UP MY ASS!

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Quite seriously. I have an analogy. I think its a good one. Over the weekend England won the Rugby world cup. Thats England. Not Britain. England. England is only a part of Britain.

The BBC (The first B stands for British) has a habit of behaving like the EBC. Scottish people get pissed off at this. A typical symptom of this is at the start of the sport coverage during the BBC sports news you will ALWAYS hear speculation about an upcoming England team decision, or an update on wether Becks is still shagging Posh every night before you hear the result of a key Scottish / Welsh / NI game.

This makes many of us scots feel like putting our heads through our TV/Radio on a daily basis.

So far this week the BBC hasn't shut up ONCE about winning the Rugby World Cup. Many of my associates are seriously affected by this coverage - complaining that its further evidence of the bias. However! The won the world cup! Thats a fair old achievement and worthy of praise - ongoing praise - up to a week of it!

The current MS bitching seems to me to be on a similar level to this. Yes MS has fucked us about over the past X years. But really, the minor annoyances of today are only bringing back the pains of yesteryear. Chill out a bit and accept the world for what it is. Your kidneys are crying everytime you flush your body with those nasty feelings! (shit - sounding like a barefoot toss there!)