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Diebold ATMs hit by Nachi Worm

red floyd writes "The Register is reporting confirmation that Diebold ATMs were hit by the Nachi worm back in August. Apparently some Diebold ATMs run XP Embedded, and got hit with a variant of the RPC DCOM worm. Seems that they hadn't yet applied the available patch."

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  1. Propogation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So does this mean that after each transaction, the ATM wires $20 to everyone associated with your bank account?

    1. Re:Propogation by Petronius · · Score: 4, Funny

      This means that after each 'correct' vote, the voting machine wires $20 to your bank account.

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  2. They need a new BIOS by RealProgrammer · · Score: 4, Funny

    A new, secure, manageable BIOSwould fix their problem.

    It's really Phoenix's fault.

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  3. Re:Ain't karma a bitch? by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 2, Funny

    why not OS/2 Embedded? I think that'll fall under the, "Secure-because-no-one-uses-it" model.

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  4. Re:Just goes to show.. by psyconaut · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ahhh....but if you used a proper embedded operating system for an embedded device, you wouldn't be able to hire programmers who have completed a 6-week Visial Basic/.NET programming course at their local community college to write your business critical applications ;-)

    -psy

  5. Re:Ain't karma a bitch? by bmckeever · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah yeah mod me down if you must but I'd feel much better having embedded Linux...

    Have you forgotten where you posted this? Nobody gets modded down for picking Linux over MS.

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  6. Ripe for Conspiracy Theory aka 1,2, Profit.. by freerangegeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    1) Diebold produces ATMs with security holes to skim money
    2) Diebold uses skimmed money to lobby for their electronic voting machines
    3) Diebold uses code in voting machines to fix elections
    4) Government by Diebold, Taxation by Diebold
    5) PROFIT!

  7. Funny banner ad to go with this article by gd23ka · · Score: 3, Funny

    Funny that this banner ad was on the page when I loaded this article... It read: Making the right decision may save you millions... Making the wrong decision may cost your job

  8. That explains it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember thinking how weird it was to have my ATM suggest an exclusive opportunity to increase the length of my penis.

    1. Re:That explains it by spotteddog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Go ahead, just put it in the slot..... :-)

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  9. Re:They wouldn't be allowed to patch it anyways by Valar · · Score: 5, Funny

    We have a new record! Someone didn't even make it all the way through the article TITLE. First, it was rtfa (the linked article). Then it was rtfa (the slashdot article). Now do we need to go to rtft (read the fucking title)? The article is about diebold ATMs, not voting machines.

  10. Just imagine... by Wun+Hung+Lo · · Score: 1, Funny

    if some script kiddie hacks into the voting machines...President Jenna Jameson!!

    That's not necessarily a bad thing...

  11. Re:Diebold ATM (in)Security by alfredw · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oooh... My Machiavellian little mind can't help but suggest:

    1. Root a Diebold corporate server. Access their customer's VPNs for ATMs. If they don't patch their cash machines, you can bet their file-sharing is equally vulnerable.
    2. Insert a worm into the ATMs.
    3. Worm executes simultaneously worldwide. Diebold machines all dump their cash simultaneously.
    4. Worm displays a message on the screen: This hack made possible by vulnerability X that MS patched on Y but Diebold didn't bother to apply. Think this is bad? They make VOTING machines too!
    5. Sit back and watch as multinational banks sue Diebold into oblivion.

    If government is too corrupt to fix the voting machine problem, then perhaps it is better to make it in the interest of someone very rich.

    Disclaimer: If you actually do this shit, you've probably committed a "crime" in the legalistic sense... though ethically and morally you're definitely doing OK.

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  12. Re:Diebold with the voting machines by Sabalon · · Score: 2, Funny

    This really gives me confidence for the upcoming elections.

    Possible Winners:
    1) RPC DCOM
    2) General Protection
    3) MafiaBoy

  13. Used to be banks were concerned about image by Thud457 · · Score: 3, Funny
    "I guess they are trying to make it look so modern and sophisticated instead of a early 80's green mono monitor."

    Used to be that American money was real honest-to-God GREENBACKS, not some funny, furrin looking fruit color with corporate logos on it.

    Use to be that banks were always built, well, like banks, heavy, solid, safe looking hulking stone fortesses.

    That's what the 80's green mono monitor always said to me. "We're interested in what's known and safe and secure, not flashy video ads to sell you stamps while you wait for your cash."

    Now it's all "Did you see this week's twenty? It's got Jessica Lynch and a coupon for Chik-Fil-A on it!"

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  14. Re:Diebold spins it. by Uma+Thurman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Schandenfreude

    Stop it with the intellectual bukkake.

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  15. Re:Diebold ATM (in)Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Oooh... My Machiavellian little mind can't help but suggest:"

    My plan is a little more devious:

    1. Root a Diebold corporate server. Access their customer's VPNs for ATMs. If they don't patch their cash machines, you can bet their file-sharing is equally vulnerable.
    2. Insert a worm into the ATMs.
    3. Worm executes on a specific machine at a specific time/date. Walk up to each machine and wait for it to dump its contents.
    4. Laugh my rich ass off in the Bahamas, while multinational banks sue Diebold into oblivion.

    As a bonus, #4 solves the Diebold voting machine problem as well.

  16. Hmm... by FrankNputer · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess they were too busy not "fixing" their voting machines to worry about that little MS patch...

  17. Re:ATM Horror by ruiner13 · · Score: 2, Funny
    "A few years ago when I was a naive young UNIX programmer I came to the cash machine and got the firght of my life. There, floating over the blocky PIN login screen was a windows Illegal Error box."

    My bank, Purdue Employees Federal Credit Union, has biometrics (i.e. finger scanner) ATMs in several locations. One day I came to make a deposit and BLAMO! Blue screen of death. NT Kernel Protection error. I bet windoze is more widespread than you think in the banking industry (unfortunately), and not always in the somewhat-safer "windows lite" versions. Just wait until the US Navy has battleships and aircraft carriers running windows. Can clippy land an F-14? I doubt it.

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  18. Re:Diebold spins it. by fenix+down · · Score: 2, Funny

    If this word actually existed in the German language, it would mean "joy of shame"...

    I refuse to believe that Germany doesn't have a word for that.

  19. Re:Ahh, yesss! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

    AccuVote results are in:

    Yes: -35,002
    No: 8,667,000,002
    Cowboy Neal: Orangutan

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