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Redhat Reports 90% Return Subscription Rate

Posted by timothy on from the self-reported-numbers dept.

jasonbowen writes "In this article from ZDnet, Redhat claims a 90% return subscription rate for its Enterprise line. Sounds like Redhat is doing just fine providing a quality product for people that want to pay the money for it." (And for people who don't want to pay money for it, too.)

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  1. This just in: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Sexual Asspussy reports a 90% froost pees rate!

  2. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    fp

  3. you didn't log in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    1. Re:you didn't log in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Actually I'm not S.A. As the D would say, this is just a tribute to the greatest first poster in the world, Mr. (or is it Mrs.?) Sexual Asspussy. Ironically I got the f.p. three minutes after the story went up, partly attributable to S.A.'s 0.90 average. Damn--would've logged in but I'm k'whoring this account so I can start trolling again (in style).

      Dad said "Son, you should be more like Sexual Asspussy. Sexual Asspussy always logs in."

  4. GOBLINS INVADED MY HOUSE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    and are now eating my red hats.

  5. YOU FAIL IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    sucka

  6. So how many people... by Mrs.+Neutron · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ... subscribe to /. just so they can get first post?

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    Pet Peeve: Perscription drug advertising to the general public.

  7. Click awesome link-Not Goatse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    http://rolltidebama.com/bamaarkpics/img0036.jpg

    Wow is she sweet or what?

    1. Re:Click awesome link-Not Goatse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I clicked it and nothing happened. if your gonna troll, at least learn how to hyperlink, luser.

  8. Awesome Link- Not Goatse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    http://rolltidebama.com/bamaarkpics/img0036.jpg

    That is one sweet lady--check out those pantyhosed legs!

    1. Re:Awesome Link- Not Goatse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Let me help you:

      That is one sweet lady--check out those pantyhosed legs!

      Not Goatse!

  9. WOW those are nice legs-nice Pantyhose! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    She is a hottie all right

  10. Re:I guess I'm in the minority. by AchmedHabib · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    PS: Can't get more off-topic than this :)
    Sure you can, here:
    You sir, are worse than Hitler!

    (and by that I have also ended the thread)