Why We See Faces - Everywhere
Berek Half Hand writes "Phil Plait over at Bad Astronomy has a great personal story of a paranormal visitation to his shower. His report explains a lot about human nature and how our brains our wired. Those of you who may be Kate Campbell fans will also immediately think of 'Jesus and Tomatoes' and the famous Nun Bun."
I used to live in an apartment next to a schizophrenic guy. He left his dirty clothes scattered all over his apartment.
One day, he brought me down to his house because he was seeing faces in the wrinkles of the clothes - and he was running around the room whacking his laundry with a stick to kill the faces.
I moved not long after that.
"If you think you have things under control, you're not going fast enough." --Mario Andretti
He doesn't realize that shower curtain is a product the People's Shower Curtain Collective. The curtain is engineered so that when the working-class struggle against the bourgeois fungus and soap scum is exhausted, the face of Lenin reveals itself as a sign curtain is going on strike and should be replaced.
I was in South Dakota last year, and I was just driving through this nice wooded area, when I rounded a bend and...
THERE WERE FOUR FACES, RIGHT THERE IN THE ROCK!
I mean, like, GIANT faces, not small at all. I was pretty freaked out. I turned the car around and high-tailed it out of there!
I can't be sure, but one of the guys looked just like Abraham Lincoln! The other one might have been Stalin, but I'm not sure...
...but it's being eaten...by some...Linux or something...
In Soviet Russia, Lenin showers you!
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My girlfriend once was making pancakes and she discovered an uncanny image of the Virgin Mary in the folds cooked into one. After I confirmed its resemblance we comtemplated whether or not to eat it. Maybe, since we're not religious, we could have at least made some money charging admission to all the crazies out there. In the end though, there was only one sane course of action to take.
She was delicious.
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