Swedish Student Partly Solves 16th Hilbert Problem
An anonymous reader writes "Swedish media report that 22-year-old Elin Oxenhielm, a student at Stockholm University, has solved a chunk of one of the major problems posed to 20th century mathematics, Hilbert's 16th problem.
Norwegian Aftenposten has an English version of the reports."
shes hot? man, us geeks must really have low standards. wait. i dont have standards that low. maybe im not a geek! woot! no...im probably just more out of touch with reality than most other geeks.
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She's nerd cute bordering on normal cute...
I think that about sums it up.
Dad gum it... Hoi probably meant this:
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http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article
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Does anyone notice that her pants are partially pulled down? By this observation, I can conclude that she must have had some....help... from a professor, perhaps? *wink wink*
OK, female genius mathematician, and the word "Hilbert". Anyone else make this free-associative long-jump?
"Why Subscribe?" Good question...
....would be the inappropriate chuckle (he he he). But I suppose few would get it.
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And here I was wondering if you got walloped with a surgical two-by-four if you turned in a wrong answer.
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Shes cute, I wounder if she can solve blanks first problem.....
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$30?!? For that much I'd better get the hot swedish mathematician herself explaining it to me over my shoulder with nice perfume and wearing one of those push-up bras which are visible because she hasn't done up all the buttons on her shirt...
Okay. $50, and that's my final offer.
Fine. $75. But I get her for the whole hour!
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