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20 Years of Virii
DenOfEarth writes "News.com has an article outlining that it was around twenty years ago that a computer security reasearcher coined the term 'virus', and how the things have been running amok. Interestingly enough, when said researcher applyed for research funding to look into a blanket solution to this possible 'virus' problem, he was turned down."
I posted this same damn article yestarday...
Not everything is analogous to cars. Car analogies rarely work.
Penis --> Penii
Yep, my friends and I use that to refer to large groups of idiots.
"I was at the mall, when a group of Penii walked past".
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Somebody get these goddamn page wideners OUT!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING FAGBALL!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TURDBREATH!
Hey, HERE'S A TH0GHT: G0 EAT W1TH Y0UR FaM1LY.
I did. Fuck off. How 'bout some 'leet for you:
D13 b17c#! 1 #473 j00r p#uk1ng p4g3 w1d3n3rz!
MOD ALL PAGE WIDENERS ON HERE DOWN TO -1, AND THAT'S AN ORDER TO ALL MODS!
MOD ALL PAGE WIDENERS ON THIS STORY DOWN TO -1!
I am replying to this post so that the mods will see it. Do not mod my post down - the mods won't see it otherwise. This is an alert to the slashdot moderators that there are page wideners. They have large quantities of the letter W, and all text within them is bold.
I'd post as myself, but I've already accidentally burned two karma points, and don't want to burn any more. So, no anonymous part - I'm bhtooefr, e-mail bhtooefr@NoSpaM.softhome.net, site http://score-1ot.no-ip.com (pointless going there - my server's down right now). Yes, I am a coward, but this is important.
Thanks, mods. Just get some more!
BTW, I'd nail them myself, but I don't have modpoints and I want to participate in discussion.
time for a smoke break! if the "VIRII" posts are still above -1 when I get back I'll just have to WWWWIDEN it some more. lookat this picture MMMMMMMM
Actually, I forgot about the lameness filter - I just wanted to piss you off. Worked, though - didn't it! You need to die, BTW.
you've got to admit, it's nice to have the advertisement column pushed off the screen, eh chap?
I know it's you, but I'm not posting as myself until you widen it one more time.
No, it isn't, because often the ads are on the top, and the tools and comments aren't on the screen.
chill out man, I hit the IP block already. happy thanksgiving! yhbt, hand!
also, if /. used CSS for formatting instead of tables there wwould never be another wwidener !!!
I knew you were trolling me - I just wanted to see what you'd do! Anyway, I thought you said you could post faster than editors could mod. NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA!
I am getting to work on your ridiculous no-ip box, but
ping: unknown host http://score-1ot.no-ip.com ?
wwwweak.
I was having problems with Opera - unless I emulated Lynx using my User Mode CSS stylesheet picker. Interestingly, I didn't get modded down for any of that (AFAIK - it was all AC).
America has no concept of compromise, it just assumes that it is always right.
Only if they're unladen penii.
Haida Manga
Other advice: get a decent web browser, the page widening trick only works on crappy ones.
Um, right.
.NET CLR 1.0.3705)" and "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.6b) Gecko/20031126".
Like both "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; BTopenworld;
== Jez ==
Do you miss Firefox? Try Pale Moon.
Penii?? New spam idea - Not only bigger, but multiple penii
None of those end in an 'us' sound.
Linus -> Linii.