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Kurzweil Gets A Patent For Poetic Software
theodp writes "Ray Kurzweil, inventor of the Kurzweil Reading Machine for the blind, has developed what he calls a cybernetic poet, software that allows a computer to create poetry by imitating but not plagiarizing the styles and vocabularies of human poets. A sample: 'Sashay down the page...through the lioness...nestled in my soul.' Impressed? The USPTO, who sponsored the Independent Inventors Conference Mr. Kurzweil spoke at on Nov. 17, seems to be. On Nov. 11, Ray Kurzweil received U.S. Patent No. 6,647,395 for Poet Personalities."
Great, now why don't you go get a patent for something people actually want?
FP BIATCH!
I always knew poetry was a buch of BS =)
chicks in here?
I also want to add that adding a nice line of crazy glue on your penis, will shut the bitch up.
I agree, windows is so yesterday. Any software which runs only runs on windows must be outdated. Everyone knows that modern software runs on modern platforms like Linux, BSD, and/or MacOSX
No. :)
YOU DIRTY FUCKERS!
flask of ripe urine
pressed to dead bsd lips
bsd drink up
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife, loved to beat her
Smacked her twice across the head
Fucked her ass and went to bed
Now thats fucking poetry.
Andrew 'Dice Man' Clay
He's a motherfucking poet.
I am not a lawyer (but I am in law school)?
Twinkle Twinkle little star
Will she blow me in the car
Because I bought her dinner, she had fun
Now my balls are boiling and I'd like to cum
Andrew Clay
Probably the nations greatest poet.
You've got to prefer a Dice Man verse though:
Littly Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider,
Sat down beside her, And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"
Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe
Suck my dick and swallow slow
Little Timmy Horner,
Sat in the corner,
Dredging up up really shit articles.