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Bombardier's Embrio: Sexier Segway?

Ridgelift writes "Articles at Wired News, Popular Science, and Forbes are covering Bombardier's Embrio. It's a single-wheeled, hydrogen fuel cell-powered, gyroscopically balanced concept vehicle. While the Segway tops out at 6 mph, the Embrio 'hits 35 mph in the learning mode alone.' Very cool -- looks like something straight out of 'Minority Report.'"

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  1. meeples. yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    meeples. yeah.

  2. Re:meeples. yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    damn my meeples shenanigans. i definitely missed first post this time. CURSE YOU SNACKS!!!!!!

  3. Slashdot theme song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  4. Captain's Log: My Anus is too Fucking Tight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    One day Captain Kirk was maiming his cock with a horseshoe when suddenly Mr. Spock ran up to him and shoved his pointy ear up his butt. "What is this for!" the fag captain said. "FAGS FOR YOU AALL!L!!!" the ancient alien howled as suddenly he farted and Captain Kirk twirled around in a daze and his foreskin twisted and his kidney stones turned into wooden beads. He pulled out his pistol and shot lasers at his chastity belt and suddenly he hurdled his dick into Captain Kirk"s bellybutton and it tore his flesh while Spock fucked his stomach. Kirk hollered out loud and Mr. Spock threw his shoes to the floor and wrinkled his penis until Kirk bellowed out to make it stop. A maelstom of shit whizzed around the ship and suddenly a giant fag appeared out side and the U.S.S. Enterprise went up his butt. "Oh what the hell have you gotten us into NOW!" Captain Kirk said as he oozed a condom back on his dick and put his panties back on. "OOH!H!!!!!!" Mr. Spock started fucking him again and shoved his phazer up his butt. He dissolved his glands and exploded his turds and finally a queer klingon hurdled through the door and smashed Kirk with his butt hairs. A maniac sucked his dick and suddenly Mr. Spock fagged Kirk so hard that his intestines burst open and he died.

  5. FUCK A HORSE TODAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    yes! thats right folks fuck-a-horse its the only way to ride to work, school, or just plain fun on the weekend. This is it one for one and all Fuck-A-Horse, come on join the fun!

  6. I dupe your dupe claim by corebreech · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    1. Re:I dupe your dupe claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
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    2. Re:I dupe your dupe claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Congratulations on your successful page-widening post!

    3. Re:I dupe your dupe claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Good job moron. I don't see any page widening going on here. But then again I refuse to use web browsers full of security holes that deviate from W3C standards and so should you. Use Mozilla no matter what platformyou are on for a better web browsing experience. Just as an illustration. I disabled IE on my wife's Windows XP machine and replaced it with Mozilla 1.5. After running with it for three months I ran the usuall AdAware and SpyBot searches and found... ZERO spyware! Even though my wife regularly visits sites that install all kinds of crap on her machine, Mozilla just doesn't do it! Long live Mozilla! Down with IE and Microshaft!!!

    4. Re:I dupe your dupe claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I think you are the moron. Your screen resolution is set so high the page will not widen, but if you resize your browser window instead of re-wrapping the text, the text stays and you get a scroll bar. I am using the gecko engine and this happens.

    5. Re:I dupe your dupe claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Did you actually try it? The widening works in Mozilla and Firebird. Moron.

  7. Re:dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Actually it's the cock he smokes to much of.

  8. Re:meeples. yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Heittakaa slashbot-homot voltti!

  9. Re:A Bagatelle by gerardrj · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    While I agree with your arguments, I would like to make a journalistic suggestion to you: check your facts before you publish. You shouldn't just accept the widely held, but wrong conceptions when you write.

    The United States is not a Democracy. The constitution specifically states that the Federal Government shall be that of a Republic. We operate as a Republic (a highbred socialist/capitalist one) and there are (to my knowlege) no plans to change to a Democracy.
    In a Democracy, each and every citizen would have equal say in the running of the government. There would be no politicians or representatives. Ideas would sprout from the people and be voted on by the people.
    This is different from Anarchy, in that Democracy allows for the rule of law and the enforcement of law, Anarchy does not.
    We in the United States are just now beginning to reach a technological level where a Democracy could work from a logistical standpoint. Unfortunately the US media and the US schools are failing to educate/inform people in a manner that allows objective thought based on facts.

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    Article X: The powers not delegated... by the Constitution...are reserved...to the people