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Will TiVo Destroy Ad-Supported TV?

windowpain writes "According to a column in Television Week, the increasing popularity of digital video recorders will actually cause a decline in ad revenues in the next few years. 'The rollout of DVR-type technology ... will reach critical mass with 11 percent penetration of U.S. television households by 2005 and 15 percent by 2006...As a result, five-year earnings growth for TV station groups could fall from as much as 10 percent to as low as 4 percent.' Why? DVR users skip at least two-thirds of commercials and the 'collective impact represents a threat to revenue and cash flow growth that cannot be offset ... Fifteen percent DVR penetration implies that 9.1 percent of all ads would not be watched and that advertisers would be overpaying by 9.1 percent, or $6.6 billion as calculated from projected 2006 total ad revenues of $72 billion.' And another business model goes down in flames."

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  1. Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are other ways to advertise on TV besides commerical breaks, advertisers will just have to adapt.

    1. Re:Nope by leviramsey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And you'll see more of a movement to sports programming where two things come into play:

      • The proportion of viewership watching on a time-skipping basis is likely less (especially when communal viewing (e.g. bars) is taken into account, though current audience measurements do a piss-poor job of that)
      • It's trivial to integrate the advertising into the content (beyond event-produced ads like boards on sidelines and sponsorship patches on clothing); CBS, for instance, was periodically digitally painting AOL 9.0 ads on the field during the Florida/Florida State game Saturday.
    2. Re:Nope by walt-sjc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That works great for brand-name recognition, but it's going to be a little harder for other types of advertising where new products or companies are trying to convince you to buy their products or services. The "why should I buy" part.

      That said, I already pay for NFL Sunday Ticket. The cost for a whole season is less than a pair of tickets, parking, overpriced food, beer, etc. for one game. I don't mind paying for something I enjoy. (Of course, going to a game is fun too, which is why I have season tickets as well...)

      On the flip side, there is not much on regular television (or even most pay stations) that's worth watching anymore. There are only about one or two movies worth watching on HBO a month for example. Netflix is a much better value.

      Regular television? Bah. Nothing there but mindless garbage like "Buffy" and "Friends."

    3. Re:Nope by aug24 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Too right. I use a TiVo and I haven't taking in any advertising for over a year. I assume that we will move more towards one of
      • pay-to-view programmes
      • pay-to-view channels
      • blip-verts
      • embedded advertising.
      Only blip-verts could be more annoying than a traditional ad break.

      Justin.

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    4. Re:Nope by cioxx · · Score: 3, Funny

      Somehow I can't envision how they could manage to place products in sitcoms and miniseries which take place during WWII, 70's, or any other period than present time. But given the desperation of the industry to generate further revenue, integrity of shows would be ruined for the sake of selling crap to viewers.

      Here are some things you should expect from rampant product placement:

      (CBS) Moses Miniseries - Moses comes down the mountain holding a PocketPC 2003 PDA with 10 Commandments, then uses OnStar GPS navigation system to get directions out of the desert.
      (NBC) Hitler Movie - During his final hours in the bunker, Hitler takes 2 50mg Zoloft tablets to make him feel better and deal with depression.
      (ABC) That 70's Show - The gang logs on the internet via AOL 9.0 to find a good deal on mortgage through Ditech.com
      (FOX) Civil War Special - Lincoln delivers Gettisburg Address in GAP jeans.

      As you can see, it's not a catch-all solution. Of course, this could potentially limit programs not concurrent to our time or boost the number of futuristic sci-fi shows. Either way, product placement isn't the answer to everything.

      Current model of advertising just isn't efficient enough, and horribly outdated on top of that. There is no godly reason, why I, a single 20-something male, should endure barrage of commercials dealing with vaginal hygiene products or senior life insurance plans. The TV advertising is reminiscent of e-mail Spam. Throw enough crap out there and something will stick with the target demographic which is likely to consider purchasing those products.

    5. Re:Nope by KDan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe advertisers will be forced to think up *gasp horror* interesting adverts that people will actually want to watch! What a concept... Brainwashing could maybe not be as easy to achieve anymore??...

      Daniel

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    6. Re:Nope by iantri · · Score: 4, Funny
    7. Re:Nope by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Besides,

      Viewers evidentally skip at least 2/3 of commercials anyhow. The Tivo (or ReplayTV) statistics simply make people more aware of that fact.

      I know that before I got my ReplayTV, I didn't sit in rapt attention during every commercial break.

      Even WITH the Replay, I see enough of a given commercial to know if it applies to something I'm interested in buying, ir is in any way entertaining. I tend to watch a commercial if its of use to me.

      Maxi-pad commercials and FTD Florist shilling, I skip.

      I did it before Replay, I'll continue to do it.

      No one's business model is being destroyed here.

      Nothing has changed to any appreciable degree. People are able to make more efficent use of their TV watching time, and still get exposed to commercials. They just don't have to waste time on commercials that would NEVER RESULT IN A SALE ANYHOW.

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    8. Re:Nope by zerocool^ · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Am I the only person who views ads as a valuable barometer of pop culture?

      Seriously - I go months at a time without watching TV, but when I do, I'm usually interested in watching ads - to see what's been going on in the world around me.

      Also, ads will always have a place in live TV, as someone pointed out above, i.e. sports, news, etc. I think they'll also have a place whenever multiple people are watching TV together, sports or not.

      ~Will

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    9. Re:Nope by bjpirt · · Score: 5, Funny

      (CBS) Moses Miniseries - Moses comes down the mountain holding a PocketPC 2003 PDA with 10 Commandments, then uses OnStar GPS navigation system to get directions out of the desert.


      Surely it would be a tablet pc
    10. Re:Nope by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What's really unfourtunate is that I might not only watch, but 'want' to watch comercials if they were trying to sell me on the basis of what the product can actually do. But these days that's a rarity, instead companies sell image and hype, with little to no information about what it actually does. And that kind of rot I'm going to skip by whenever possible. Thankfully in a way, there's little enough left on tv that just recording the few shows left I like is little effort - and the freedom to just skip the comercials very satisfying.

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    11. Re:Nope by lone_marauder · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Maybe advertisers will be forced to think up *gasp horror* interesting adverts that people will actually want to watch!

      That's the rule of Tivo as I see it personally. I find that I will often forget to FF the commercials if they are interesting and/or entertaining enough. But, inevitably, a Carrot-Top or similar ad, designed deliberately to be annoying, comes along. Now I am fast forwarding the rest of the commercial break. Advertisers should start to think of these ads as break killers. Sustaining interest should be of paramount importance, not just to the individual advertiser, but to the programming director as well.

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    12. Re:Nope by 91degrees · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seriously - I go months at a time without watching TV, but when I do, I'm usually interested in watching ads

      A lot of ads are quite good the first time you see them, but they get very wearing when you get them every single day. Even the briliiant funny ones get tedious.

    13. Re:Nope by portnoy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Due to FDA regs, you can only make two kinds of TV advertising for pharmaceuticals that aren't sold over-the-counter. You can either make a vague ad that uses the tag about "see your doctor about...", that tries to imply what the drug is for; or a seriously specific ad that says what it's for, but also lists the side effects.

      On one side, you have things like Levitra, which airs during football games, and shows a guy throwing a football through the hole on a tire swing...repeatedly. With his wife smiling and clearly pleased. Does anyone NOT know what this is for? :-)

      On the other, you have things like last year's ads for Propecia, which briefly stated that how it was for combating hair loss in men, but then had to follow it with lines like "women who are pregnant or who MIGHT be pregnant should avoid handling broken tablets", and had to mention the "risk of certain sexual side effects". Supposedly, the manufacturers were rather confused why their multi-million dollar ad campaign wasn't going well.

  2. Ironically by ObviousGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find that skipping the programs to get to the commercials to be more interesting than the other way around.

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  3. I don't get it? by cablepokerface · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When it's conventionally taped, don't you skip the commercials as well?

    1. Re:I don't get it? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In the UK, a lot of adverts on the ad-supported channels are deliberately shot and cut to make more sense when you fast-forward past them.

    2. Re:I don't get it? by thynk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly! I own a TiVo with my dish (week 2 - still the newest toy in the house).

      Skipping over the commercials works great for stuff that's been recorded, but isn't very effective on live tv (you *could* pause it for 2 mintues then skip over them). About the only time I'll do any skipping on "live tv" is to play catch up if I needed to pause the program for some reason or another (potty break, g/f talking about something, feeding the little one, etc).

      Few nice features are the pause and slow motion buttons. They get as much use duing the victoria's secret commercials as the ff button gets during the rest of them ;-)

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    3. Re:I don't get it? by kramer2718 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, I even skip the commercials when watching live TV without a DVR.

      It's called changing the channel until the commercial is over!

    4. Re:I don't get it? by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 5, Funny
      It's called changing the channel until the commercial is over!

      Don't you know that you're essentially stealing that programming by not watching the commercials? Just like copyright infringement is theft, so is skipping commercials. See, in our new enlightened society dominated by our mass-media overlords, anything that fails to generate revenue for them is called theft.

  4. The only TV i watch is in DVD form. by heldlikesound · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If people are talking about a show, and saying it's really good, I ussally just rent the first season on DVD, if it's good, me and my girlfriend rent the next, and so on. We've watched all 4 seasons of the Sopranos, as well as the first two seasons of 24, Simpson I don't worry about, becuase i buy those box sets anyway. We also tune in for the occasional Discovery Channel feature, or some good college football, other than that TV is shite, but hopefully I didn't have to tell you that.

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    1. Re:The only TV i watch is in DVD form. by malignatus · · Score: 5, Funny

      I ussally just rent the first season on DVD, if it's good, me and my girlfriend rent the next, and so on.

      That's exactly what I do, except I "borrow" them from a friends I suddenly met over the Internet.

  5. Is this a good thing? by Glyndwr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now, I don't like advert breaks and I don't like the rampant commercialism they imply, but seriously: isn't this going to make a lot of TV unprofitable? So what happens now? Will less TV be made? Will good shows magically suceed and only bad shows not get made (fat chance)? Or will the overall proportion of "World's Blankiest Blank" shows increase (seems likely)?

    Perhaps DVD box sets are the answer.. but then again, if the only money was in the DVD release, why do TV at all? And anyway, Futurama sells by the truckload and that still got cancelled. I suspect the real answer is "new and insidious advertising methods". Hurrah for FCC-approved "cannot skip" bits, coming soon to a digital TV adbreak near you! And hurrah too for product placement! You must buy Pepsi, because Joey Tribbiani does!

    Not that I can see a way to put this genie back in the bottle, admittedly. Ah well, I guess we'll just have to wait and see what whacky adventures come next.

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    1. Re:Is this a good thing? by Wanderer2 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Hurra for reality; You can leave the room and get a snack and there is no fscking thing they can do about it!

      "Open the living room door, HAL."

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    2. Re:Is this a good thing? by akuma(x86) · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ...but then again, if the only money was in the DVD release, why do TV at all

      Nobody is going to shell out hard earned dollars on DVD box sets of content they have never seen or know nothing about. You could think of the television shows as advertisements for the DVDs. Perhaps this will cause the quality of shows to improve because if the show sucks, nobody is going to buy the dvd. This is a pretty strong incentive.

      Or perhaps this will lead to the pay-per-view system dominating the ratings. This has worked for HBO quite well.

      The Tivo/DVR watchers are skipping the commercials because for the most part they are annoying. This should be seen as a strong feedback signal to the advertisers that their methods do more to annoy than to inform.

      Perhaps Hollywood isn't entitled to the gravy train that has been going on for the past 40 years or so and they might have to *gasp* INNOVATE, like everybody else to maintain a healthy profitable business.

    3. Re:Is this a good thing? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Don't forget that only around half of the license fee goes to the BBC, and not all of that gets spent on TV.

      I would like to see a more direct marketing approact to TV broadcasting. Living in the UK, I often don't see shows until as much as a year after they were released stateside. I then see them on channels like Sky One, which are 25% advert. Alternatively I could download them from the 'net in SVCD quality within a week of release and watch them ad-free. If I could download the shows directly from the studios, in a known quality, then I would be more than happy to pay for this, even with some kind of `only watch 2-4 times' kind of DRM (if I want to watch it more, I can buy the DVD, although I should possibly be given a discount on the DVD if I've paid for it once already), and even if I could only watch it on a closed-platform set-top-box.

      I would also be prepared to pay in advance for a second season of a show I liked, so that the creators would have enough funds to extend popular shows, free of the whims of the networks.

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    4. Re:Is this a good thing? by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's very simple. When technology renders a business model obsolete, the obvious answer is to make using that technology a crime!

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    5. Re:Is this a good thing? by croddy · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The Tivo/DVR watchers are skipping the commercials because for the most part they are annoying. This should be seen as a strong feedback signal to the advertisers that their methods do more to annoy than to inform.

      oh, for a mod point.

    6. Re:Is this a good thing? by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You were rated funny, but given the behaviour of the industry to date, I'd actually say you're more insightful than funny...

    7. Re:Is this a good thing? by Kombat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Perhaps Hollywood [...] might have to *gasp* INNOVATE, like everybody else to maintain a healthy profitable business.

      I'm sorry, but frankly I'm getting a little tired of this line. Plenty of industries have been doing essentially the same things for decades, and the tried-and-true models are still working. But some of the more IP-based industries are suffering due to digital proliferation.

      It seems to me that the "innovate" demand is often used as an excuse to justify copyright infringement. Now that we've finally found a way to circumvent your traditional business model and access your content without paying for it, you tell them to "innovate," rather than suggest that they might rather try to convince us to stop taking things without paying. They should "innovate" and find a way to block us from stealing again, until we find away around that roadblock too, at which point we'll simply advise them to "innovate" some more.

      Failing that, people will say, "well they should stop making such crap then." Sure, the new Nikelback CD isn't good enough to pay for, but it's good enough to spend time and effort downloading it for free though, isn't it. Ditto for Hollywood movies. "Matrix Revolutions sucked," they'll say, "I'm glad I didn't pay to see it in the theatre." They say it sucked, yet they spent how much time (and money) downloading it? They'll bitch about the $0.001 in connection charges it costs them to download a 40kb spam, but have no problems downloading a 700MB movie, as long as they don't have to pay for it.

      I guess they should just "innovate" (as long as it doesn't involve any technology to restrict your computer, car, DVD player, CD-ROM, or anything else, eh?), and stop making shows/movies that everybody else likes, and instead make more movies YOU like, right?

      Sorry, that's one of my hot-buttons. Mods, do your worst.

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    8. Re:Is this a good thing? by chthonicdaemon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Imagine a patent free world. Rather, imagine a world where the automobile does not consist of only patented parts. Now imagine having an easy way of making automobiles at home for a fraction of the price asked by automobile manufacturers. This would make the automobile industry decidedly nervous, but would have nothing to do with copyright infringement. It would have to do with supply and demand.

      You mention that the IP based companies are suffering. This might be not because they are being screwed over, but because they were doing well in the first place due to lucky coincedence which procected their 'right' to profit. Unfortunately, people will always try to pay less for the same product. They will buy cheap imitation breakfast cereal that costs less than the original if it is not significantly different. They will buy cheap clothes if they are not significantly inferior to expensive clothes. This is the way of the consumer. This is why people go to sales and bargain-hunt.

      It seems that your respect for so-called intellectual property goes so deep that you are exhorting people to buy the expensive stuff, because of some moral obligation to repay the creators of their wares. This has never been the way of the consumer. A hard-working but unskilled woodworker could not charge more for his product because it took him longer to make, just as a skilled musician is not expected to ask less for his music which he composes for fun. They are forced to ask what the market will pay or not be payed at all.

      Where this is all going is that you need to innovate to make money from any endeavor. It is becoming more difficult to rely on the difficulty of obtaining alternatives in the entertainment industry, and they will go under if they do not respond. However, people will continue to seek out good deals and pay as little as possible for as much as possible. It's just human nature. Deal with it.

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  6. Is this a bad thing? by thesupraman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So, 72 BILLION a year just for TV advertising, of which 90% is trying to convince consumers to spend as much as possible on things that they very probably hadn't even imagined they would ever want - and then to replace those with the newer model ever 6 months.

    Will anyone really lose too much sleep over this?

    Of course there will be a fight - how DARE consumers want to avoid being hearded like so many sheep! the very thought of it.

    Would it really be that bad to pay for the entertainment you want, rather than simply being fed the entertainment, and advertising, that they want to give you?

    Then again I work in TV, but very rarely watch it. Maybe I'm just plain wrong.

  7. Being Screwed by mphase · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The consumer is currently being screwed for television so cry me a river. Cable television was supposed to be ad free, that's why the consumer would pay. The additional cost of HBO and similar services illustrates that the dream of commercial free television is attainable. Television providers should stop shafting us long enough for us to pay for content we want without commercials, I'm sure that would offset PVR based losses.

  8. About time they get rid of ads! by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It really makes me sick watching some of the older shows in re-runs due to the re-editting in order to squeeze in more commercials. Twilight Zone and Warner Bros cartoons come immediately to mind. And forget trying to watch movies on ad-supported stations, damn "Compressed for Time" and "Editted for Content" can bite me.

    Jonah Hex

  9. How do they tell? by OutRigged · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How can they tell if you're skipping the ads or not? For that matter, how can they tell that you're even using a Tivo?

    Also, why does this not apply to VCR's? I've always fast-forwarded through commercials with a VCR. I don't see advertisement companies crying.

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    1. Re:How do they tell? by Stubtify · · Score: 4, Informative
      How do they tell? Well your PVR keeps track of things like this and the data is then fed back to the PVR company as long as you do not opt out. This was done to see which superbowl commercials were reviewed the most or what play a few years back was rewatched most often. Of course it is sent anonymously, with at most your zip code attached. If that failed they could always do a study with people in a room being watched and taking note as to how they watch PVR television. As a tivo user I feel that this number is about right, I watch almost zero commercials in recorded shows and probably as little as 50% in live shows through the use of "caching" of live shows so I don't have to be bothered by ads.

      To answer your second question, this differes from a VCR for two real reasons. One is that it is effortless to set and record sometimes up to 100 or more hours of programming. Even realistically speaking I probably tivo between 5-10 hours of programming a day. This could not be done with one single VCR and one tape, and even doing so with multiple tapes/VCR's it would never be anywhere near as easy. Second, while watching live tv a tivo user is able, automatically, to pause and then resume anything they are watching. This is the caching I spoke of above. I pause the show I want to watch live for seven minutse while I prepare dinner, shave, shower, etc. and then come back and resume the show 7 minuts behind. Whenever there is a commercial I fast forward. in this way unless its a sporting event or a show which I can't watch delayed because friends are over I rarely even see a commercial in live TV. To do this with a vcr would mean, recording, rewinding and watching the episode after it has completely finished and then missing out on whatever comes next to do so. With tivo you can do this back to back and never miss a "live" show.

  10. Yeah but... by Micah · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wouldn't PVR recorders tend to watch the commercials for products they are interested in and skip the ones that would obviously not apply?

    And if they watched a commercial for a product they're interested in but missed a detail like an address or phone #, they could go back and retreive it.

    So overall, it probably won't be as big a loss as is stated.

    Now, if only advertisers would make commercials we want to see. Does anyone besides me make a mad dash for the Mute button every time Detrol's "gotta go gotta go gotta go right now" commercial comes on???

  11. Will TiVo Destroy Ad-Supported TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh God, I hope so.

  12. Profits are no Constitutional Right by Jesrad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So what ? Television can sustain itself without the revenue from advertising ? Then too bad for the broadcasters, but they don't have a protected right to a profitable state of business. I, for one, am looking forward to the death of advertisement.

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  13. Maybe TV People Will Earn Realistic Pay by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe all the super high salaries pseudo-actors in poorly written popular pabulum like "Friends" will have to adjust to reality and will only make as much as people in other professions. Or, worse yet, they might actually have to work for a living.

    The execs and everyone else are just scared because they have gotten used to being powerful and able to manipulate the rest of the world and they'll have to adjust to making what amounts to fair pay for the work they actually do.

    On the other hand, I like the model PBS uses. I like Nova, the News Hour, and a number of other shows on PBS, so I pledge regularly. The result is well written and well produced TV with quality I can count on every day of the year. Maybe other stations or cable channels will have to count on viewers paying directly in some way.

    I know most shows on the major networks would not be worth paying for, but I have no trouble paying for shows as good as Babylon 5, Farscape, or Monty Python.

  14. Remote control and VCR's didn't harm ad-based TV by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am old enough to remember similar prediction in 1980's. Popularity of IR-based remote control units and taping TV programs was also supposed to harm advertising - but it didn't happen. The TV commercials have changed, they are now much more witty and provocative than in 1970's and earlier (a good example of this evolution are the TV ads of Coca-Cola - they were INCREDIBLY boring in 1960's!). It turned out that people are simply too lazy to bother with switching channels or skipping ads on tape. They will also be too lazy to use TiVo. Besides, if you are not lazy, you are not a good target audience for the advertisers - if you are active enough to put some effort into skipping ads, you are probably also active enough to make your own market research and you generally don't buy something just because you saw it on TV.

  15. Re:Nah... by Sancho · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But there's an ease of use coupled with the ability to record, watch, and fast forward all at the same time that makes TiVo and similar units an order of magnitude more dangerous than VCRs. Most of my friends with TiVos actually wait until about 10 minutes into their television show (20 for full hour shows) to watch, so that they can FF through the commercials. Traditional VCRs can't do that, because they're limited to either recording or playing back, but not both at the same time.

    Also, not having to change out tapes means I'm more likely to record more shows. I already do this on my computer. I almost never watch TV anymore. If there's something I'm interested in, I cap it, edit out the commercials, and then watch it while doing my nightly email/websurfing. Not because I want to steal TV programming, but because those commercials take up precious bits on my CD/DVD. Also, it's easy to set up a batch of encodes and walk away.

    Now a valid argument in place of yours is that people tend to tune out commercials if they even stay in front of the telly during them. But TiVo si a formalization of this process, which is what scares advertisers. Wasn't it some Turner executive that said that technically it was ok to go to the bathroom during commercials, but that having commercial-skip was pushing it too far?

  16. Advertisers Have Largely Done This To Themselves by Maestro4k · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's hard to feel sorry for advertisers or TV channels/groups/companies. They've done this to themselves in a big way. Look at the average commercial time per hour nowadays compared to even just 5 or 10 years ago. I know I can't stand to watch a movie on TV any longer since the commerical breaks are sometimes longer than the segments they show of the movie! (This really happened one night, the channel came back from 3 minutes of commercials to only play 4 minutes of movie, then straight back for 5 minutes of commercials. IIRC, this was The USA Network.)

    With things like that happening, they've created the market for TiVos, and helped expand it. If one of two things (or even both) happened, then TV companies would be fine. 1. Commercials need to be entertaining, not boring as hell, and 2. TV programs need to be worth watching and putting up with commercials (even if the commercials aren't entertaining.)

    I'm really surprised that they haven't figured this out already given that the Super Bowl has more people watching it for the commercials instead of the game. You'd think companies would realize spending more on a commercial that people will actually watch is worth more than spending less on a bunch noone will watch. As a bonus, people remember fun commercials, and the products better. That has to help create more demand for the product, and isn't that what advertising is all about?

    Still, I won't be surprised if this is another industry that'll take the RIAA/MPAA route of trying to get legal protection for their flawed business plan instead of fixing it. Oh joy, I can't wait until congress passes the DMAA (Digital Millienium Advertising Act) making it illegal to skip commercials, and requiring every citizen to watch 2 hours of commercials a week or they lose their cable/satellite connection.

  17. Actually, TiVo has a much more important impact by rcs1000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If everyone timeshifts, then concepts like Prime Time become useless; people watch the program they want, not the one shown at 8pm on a Tuesday evening.

    But there are major advantages to advertisers too. There is much better market segmentation; you *know* exactly how many, and what type of person watched your advert.

    It's not all bad...

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    1. Re:Actually, TiVo has a much more important impact by l-ascorbic · · Score: 5, Informative

      Very good point. In the years since I first got my beloved TiVo, I've grown to really appreciate it when shows are screened at weird times like 4am or 1pm when I'm at work. That way they don't clash with other stuff, and my housemates aren't going to stop the recording (KILL KILL KILL!). A year or so ago I went to a shitty conference in the hell-hole that is Cannes. One of the very few interesting seminars was a discussion involving someone from TiVo, another from the BBC and one from the advertising dept of Proctor & Gamble. The BBC guy was saying how PVRs were making them more likely to do things like repeat whole series in the middle of the night. The woman from P&G actually said she was a big fan of PVRs, as she thinks the 30 second commercial is a terrible format. This coming form one of the world's biggest TV advertisers. She said PVRs encourage new, more imaginative forms of advertisiong. She was essentially saying that they only have the ad format because everyone else uses it and they cant concede any ground in such a comptitive market.

  18. Please give me pay-for-TV by gad_zuki! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have a DirecTivo and am part of the 'bad people' who will help destroy annoying commercials. As a solution, please just sell me the channels/shows I want to watch. Why am I paying for fundie nutcases like Trinity broadcasting when all I watch is 6 different channels?

    This "one-size-fits-all" method of lots of channels for a large amount of money per month is failing, not just commercials.

    I'd rather pay a 20-40 dollar bill that lets me "subscribe" to 20 or so shows with the ability to view *anything* for the first 10 or so minutes (or maybe x amount of episodes). In other words I can channel surf all I want and purchase the stuff I really like. The purchased items would be just like my "Season Pass" items.

    Arguably, this dynamic will force networks to produce decent content instead of filler and better ways to squeeze in an extra half-commercial here and there.

    TV will have to go through 'napsterization,' the genie is simply out of the bottle. A smart cable or satellite company can lead the way and make lots of money, especially targeting the "Cable is too expensive" crowd who just want Comedy Central and 2 or 3 other channels.

    The networks won't like it, but its going to be either this or DRM forced commercial watching.

  19. What, like movies? by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 4, Informative

    • Italian Job == Mini (BMW) advertisment
    • Tomb Raiders == Land Rover then Jeep adverstisement
    • Mission Impossible == Apple advertisment
    • Top Gun == RayBan advertisement
    • The African Queen == Gordens Gin advertisement
    • etc...

    The question is, is it subliminal or not (read illegal)? And does it even work? Personally, I've gotten very good at filtering advertising...

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    1. Re:What, like movies? by CGP314 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Personally, I've gotten very good at filtering advertising...

      And by filtering I'm sure you mean 'I watched the above movies but couldn't tell you what they were ads for'.

    2. Re:What, like movies? by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Italian Job == Mini (BMW) advertisment
      Tomb Raiders == Land Rover then Jeep adverstisement
      Mission Impossible == Apple advertisment
      Top Gun == RayBan advertisement
      The African Queen == Gordens Gin advertisement
      etc...

      The question is, is it subliminal or not (read illegal)? And does it even work? Personally, I've gotten very good at filtering advertising...


      I'd say your filter needs updating - it seems a number of ads are getting by and making an impression on you...

      Seriously, product placement will probably be the next big wave - since one goal of an ad is to get you to remember the product.

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    3. Re:What, like movies? by Chris+Worth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Btw - you may have misunderstood what's meant by subliminal advertising. It's not illegal, nor does it even exist.

      'Subliminal' advertising - in this case, flashing a logo onscreen for too short a time to be consciously perceived - happened once, as part of a carefully-controlled experiment, in one cinema many decades ago. It's never been used since except as a spoof. And no, product placement isn't subliminal - otherwise, walking down the street would count! (Look at all those BMWs and Toyotas driving past! Gotta get me some of that!)

      Chris

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    4. Re:What, like movies? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yes, of course it works. American culture is completely shaped by the movie and TV industries; you think that advertising doesn't seap through?
      Movies and TV have been successfully 'advertising' lifestyles (and their accompanying trinkets and trends) for years and years - much longer than the current "lifestyle" adverts that we've seen in the last 5 years or so (Mt. Dew being a big "lifestyle" brand). Unlike traditional ads (generally), however, TV and movies get you involved in the plot, characters, and situations, thus increasing your desire all the more - unlike most ads, which we tune out (and thus why advertisers try their damnedest to create witty ads). Someone is much more likely to buy a Desert Eagle handgun if Lara Croft is using it in the movie (sweet! a chick with a gun! I want one just like that! maybe it'll make me just like her/find a girl just like her), than if they were to see a subsequent ad on TV or as a trailer advertising the gun itself.

      The most obvious examples that you'll see almost everywhere are: clothing, soda, furniture (if I buy the furniture on The Cosby Show, I'll be witty and have a perfect family), and the like. Some specifics off the top of my head:

      Terminator (and others like it): leather jackets and other things 80's.

      The Matrix - leather catsuits, trenchcoats, sunglasses, technology appeal, etc.

      James Bond - cars, watches, pens, cologne, beer, soda, women (woot!), sex, etc.

      Fast and the Furious (I and II): cars, performance parts, soda, clothing, sex

      Wayne's World I and II: Pepsi, Doritos, etc. (done ingeniously, I might add)

      even LotR: trinkets from the movies, books, soundtracks

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    5. Re:What, like movies? by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, I used the word intentionally.

      Below the threshold of conscious perception. Used of stimuli. is from The American Heritage(R) Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition, and similar definitions are provided by Websters and others.

      When most folks see The Italian Job, they don't realise the Minis are there as advertising. They see a neat little car with cool people driving fast - they are not conscious of being subjected to advertising, compared to say TV where they can consciously "switch off" when the ads come on. That's why I say "subliminal". Sure, it's not Coke ads flashing bewteen frames, but many people are unaware that it is happenning.

      Technically, you are correct about the legality. The FCC said in 1974 only that it was contrary to the public interest.

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    6. Re:What, like movies? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's because the HIV ad likely wasn't portrayed in a positive manner. You'd be considering, though, if it was introduced in this fashion:

      Viciously hot babe in a bikini runs/bounces onto an all-white screen in slow motion

      Hot babe: Hi, my name's Bambi. I've got HIV. Do you know how I got it?

      Bambi pauses

      Bambi: I had mad hot animal sex with an ordinary, greasy geek, just like you, and he gave it to me. *giggle*

      Bambi bounces off the screen

      fade to black

      white lettering appears on the screen:


      HIV: Find A Hot Model and Let Her Give It To You

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    7. Re:What, like movies? by plumby · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Mission Impossible == Apple advertisment

      When was the last time you saw a TV program or movie where they didn't use a Mac? Even my wife, who understands virtually nothing about computers, goes "Oh look, they're using an Apple" on a regular basis (her knowledge extends to identifying them by the big apple on the side).

    8. Re:What, like movies? by Tomun · · Score: 3, Informative

      Subliminal' advertising - [...] happened once, as part of a carefully-controlled experiment, in one cinema many decades ago

      No it didnt.

    9. Re:What, like movies? by ghjm · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Most advertising is not trying to get you to run out and buy a product today. Late-night TV carries "Call Now!" ads, but this type of advertising is not suitable for product placement. (After all, you're not likely to run out in the middle of the movie to buy a Land Rover!)

      Instead, the purpose of most advertising is to create or increase brand equity. The idea is to affect your thinking months or years from now, when you (or someone like you) are actually in the market for a new SUV. If your final choice is between a Land Rover and a Glurnmobile, you will presumably have a sense of familiarity and relative comfort attached to the Land Rover. It's not that you agreed with the points the ad was making, or that you felt particularly attached to the Land Rover at the time you saw the ad - it's that if you keep hearing about Land Rover over and over, through the years you will eventually accept that Land Rover is a longstanding and reputable brand of SUV. But nobody ever heard of Glurnmobile before today, so you will probably want to do a more careful analysis of the Glurnmobile product before you buy it. Which in turn means you're more likely to buy a Land Rover.

      Of course, in the automotive market, there are no Glurnmobiles. It's inconceivable that someone could jump through all the investor and regulatory hoops to bring out a new type of car, and not make sure people knew about it. Nevertheless, brand equity still depends on the amount of advertising and the length of time it has been going on. What do you think of Kia vs. Land Rover? What are your reasons for thinking what you think?

      Note that human beings are wired to defend their conceptual systems against (whatever they perceive as) assault. If you believe X and someone comes along preaching not-X then you attack them, or at least defend yourself. If you believe X and Y and someone comes along preaching that X implies not-Y, the effect is the same. So: Many Slashdotters no doubt believe that (a) Land Rovers are of higher quality than Kias, and (b) that their own thinking is not affected by advertising. I am saying that the major reason to believe that a Land Rover is better is in fact the advertising, particularly the length of time they have been advertising. This challenges (b) unless you can prove that Land Rovers are objectively better. Therefore it is to be expected that many people will jump in and insist that Land Rovers have variable (blurble) with intermittently assisted (gnashing of teeth).

      Instead, consider this: Insisting that you are unaffected by advertising is the same as claiming you have never been had by a troll. This is false: You are a social mammal with fairly predictable responses. This gives the trolls and advertisers their edge. No matter how l33t you may be, there's always a smarter troll (or a better advertiser) who has your number.

      -Graham

    10. Re:What, like movies? by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 5, Funny

      Come on, whenever I want to hack an alien race's navigation, command, & control systems I use the same Mac that I used to hack a Gibson from a pay phone.

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    11. Re:What, like movies? by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Funny

      Someone is much more likely to buy a Desert Eagle handgun if Lara Croft is using it in the movie (sweet! a chick with a gun! I want one just like that! maybe it'll make me just like her/find a girl just like her)

      Dude, seriously, I know we're geeks, but I, for one, do not yet need a gun to get girls to go out with me.

      And I think it might be illegal...
      : )

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    12. Re:What, like movies? by Hard_Code · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Then your experience varies GREATLY from mine. Brand names are a premium. Do you know who created the original "oreo" style cookie? It wasn't "Oreo" brand. It was Hydrox. They are the same damn thing. Oreo had better marketing.

      The VAST majority of commodities almost by definition, have zero distinguishment in quality due to brand. You know what "Windex" is? It's fucking vinegar. But sure, consumers will buy the anti-bacteria this, and orange-fairy-spirits that, because consumers are stupid and like to feel comfortable that they are buying a socially acceptable product (there is even a product on the market that kills "germs in the air"! GERMS IN THE AIR OH MY FUCKING GOD). Do your Nikes make you a better athlete? Probably not. Is your Abercrombie and Fitch wardrobe any more functional than "generic" clothes you could buy at a store like Target or KMart? The trend is actually reverse - now you pay extra for PREWORN clothing! What a deal! Can you really notice any difference whatsoever between butter and milk brands? Are you sure what you think a product tastes like is really what it "should" taste like, or just what you've grown up to accept as correct? (e.g. How did they know that the cereal tastes correct in the Matrix?).

      Feel free to scale your purchases based on quality. That is something to encourage - regardless of brand name. In my experience the case is the opposite - for the vast majority of products the brand name provides NOTHING more than better marketing and more social acceptance among consumer peers. Sure there are some premium brands that are better and get my money, but they are few and far between, and usually not worth the premium even IF they are better (value is the point).

      Unfortunately less and less of America knows how to make a meal from commodity ingredients or make/use commodity cleaning agents (vinegar, laundry bar soap, borax, washing soda, etc.) so they will gladly buy a product marked up %500 if it has a pretty label and includes the fashion ingredient of the day ("orange oil" seems to be popular these days). As a corollary, more and more "generic" products are getting nominal "brand names" just to make the consumer feel more comfortable with them - KMart, Target, and many stores now "brand" their generic clothes with some random name even though they are more or less generic...but they know if there is a "brand" name on it people will be more inclined to buy it (oooh, it's not KMart clothes, it's Route 66 - I feel special now).

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  20. Cable on demand services by weave · · Score: 3, Interesting
    What about cable on demand service? Right now I can watch a lot of stuff "on demand" by flipping through a menu and selecting the show I want. If they offered network shows without commercials, I'd be willing to pay like 50 cents to watch each one.

    Oh, I'm sorry, that would KILL TV advertising industry, but should I care? I get enough advertising crap all the time anyway. At least with on demand, the tv shows would still make money. The networks would just recoup their cost directly from the consumer instead of advertisers and I'd only have to waste 22 or 44 minutes of my life instead of a 30 minutes or an hour respectively.

    Between that and DVD box sets (which I figured I paid almost $1000 last year alone for), I think there's still a profitable world out there for TV production companies.

  21. I'll be back - at Pizza Hut! by Channard · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Or presumably Terminator 4 will have a shoot-out in a Pizza Hut, with a huge Pepsi truck slamming through the wall, the enemy terminator stepping out wearing Gap Jeans and Nike trainers. Lets face it, you couldn't get more shameful than the 'Xanax' or whatever truck in Terminator 3.

    Or maybe advertisers will just make ads that fool Tivo - ramping up informercials, perhaps?

    1. Re:I'll be back - at Pizza Hut! by drdale · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe Papa John's would pay for a shootout scene where everyone in a Pizza Hut gets slaughtered.

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  22. TV kind of did this to themselves by JumperCable · · Score: 3, Interesting

    With the average TV show lasting only 22 minutes * and the rest being filled up with advertisements, the television industry has over time increased the demand for nixing all of the ads. Over 36% of our time is spent watching pure ads alone! If they had fewer ads I bet people just wouldn't bother skipping past them. Instead they would go back to the bathroom/soda/food run & actually watch the ads the other half of the time.

    The other route is to start making the ads entertaining again. The ads used to be the only reason I watched with superbowl in the first place.

  23. British TV by Tomah4wk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You americans might even get the chance to enjoy the utopia of ad free television we have with the BBC over here in the UK. Instead of being advertising funded we have a yearly TV 'license' system but absolutely no commercial advertising, and the BBC still manage to produce most of the best TV shows available, and lots of hardware for the broadcasting industry (another source of funding they have).

  24. Another business model dying, so what? by fruey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Business models change all the time. TV is no exception to that. People are slow to react when their moneyspinning model starts to break down - a lot of people have made that point. The broadcasters still have their heads in the sand, but progress is inevitable. I believe technology will not stifle quality because viewer choice is becoming more and more measurable, marketable, and most of all possible : you can vote with your remote on pretty much any type of content, and really pick what you want to watch.

    Taking on the start of the article -

    ... the scariest part about all of this is the lack of response from broadcasters, which do not share Wall Street's emerging sense of urgency about how DVR-type technology is being adapted more quickly and undercutting their ad-supported economics more quickly than previously expected.

    The economic shift is beginning, we're still with the early adopters but critical mass is about to happen. This might not be such a bad thing. Those broadcasters that learn first will take these viewers with them, and create themselves a nice market out of it.

    Yet the article seems to see doom and gloom, saying quality will be sacrificed, as if the networks care about anything other than their bottom line anyway :

    The "spiral of death" could rapidly lead to a further deterioration not just in viewing and advertising support but also in the quality of programming. If broadcasters are taking in fewer revenues because they deliver fewer viewers, they will have less money to invest in programming.

    I have a less negative take on this. Hopefully advertisers and broadcasters alike will catch on to the fact that the people don't want to be blasted with adverts. Most of us, given the choice, won't watch them, look at them, or download them as part of web sites. The dot com crash had a lot to do with the realisation that ad supported sites would not flourish; few today make revenue purely from advertising - unless their content is astounding.

    So I'd suggest that TV will lose some channels, lose some obscure and niche programming, but just maybe quality will prevail. Because good art, good acting, and good screenwriting will always seek an audience. That audience is getting cleverer, more choosy, and has more tools at its disposal. It can't be that bad if we suddenly choose to really watch stuff we want, and even if we pay a premium for it, that's not so bad. A lot of people have mentioned buying TV stuff on DVD these days, and for me Internet + fixed media (TV on demand) is a much better delivery mechanism than streamed scheduled broadcasting. TV (as defined in the traditional model) will be, and indeed should be, much more centered around live events, sports, debates, etc. I predict that eventually all non-live scheduled content will become time shifted, on demand, and paid for. This model has every chance of success.

    Less content on less channels and more stuff paid on demand just shifts the econmics around. It doesn't mean that quality is lost. Most decent programmes these days rely on DVD sales and syndicated sales to other countries to make a profit. The big networks don't make money on them just on broadcast in the US. Arguably the best shows sell best - nobody buys crap on DVD in bulk all around the world, but most of us watch it on TV if we have no other choice.

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  25. They're already adapting. by mike_lynn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hasn't anyone else been noticing the number of in-show popup animations that push products and other shows during a program instead of during a commercial break? You're not going to see an increase in quality and content, you're going to see an increase in the blurring of advertising and entertainment.

    We started with advertisements that got your attention because they were funny and we're going to end with comedies that have more punchlines that end with " .. and so he went shopping at the GAP!" and " ... so I drank a Coke!"

  26. There are too many ads! by TecraMan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    WARNING: Eurocentric reply

    I'm not surprised that PVRs are so popular in the US, with the amount of ads there are on US channels. Maybe it is not such a problem when you get used to it, but to Europeans visiting the US, the intrusiveness of the ads is overwhelming.

    We're used to privately held channels which show a lot fewer ads, and still produce good programming. Take a look at Britain's ITV or Sky and the Dutch, German and Scandinavian channels to see fairly high-quality programming with at most 2 commercial breaks in a 30 minute programme, versus the four or more seen on some US channels.

    Leaving aside the state/taxpayer-funded channels such as the BBC (which has no ads), the European model shows that reduced advertising still brings in enough revenue for good programming, while being a lot less annoying for the viewer.

    1. Re:There are too many ads! by Dionysus · · Score: 4, Informative

      After moving back to Norway, I find the US advertising model far preferable to the Norwegian one. In the US, the ads are only 30 sec. Even without Tivo, it's not that annoying. Ads in Norway is 5 min.,which reach the annoying state pretty fast.

      Plus we get most of our good programming outside the country (US, France, UK, Germany).

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  27. Oh my god! They killed Transformers! You b**tards! by Channard · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The answer is simple: Produce commercials buyers want to watch, like those 25 minute Pokemon commercials. What? That's a TV series? Fooled me.

    It gets worse. I used to watch Transformers as a kid, and while it clearly was tied into the toy line, it was still a decent well written TV series, with only one annoying kid in it. I caught Transformers: Armada the other day and I was stunned. What the hell? It's Pokemon, for crying out loud! There are kids in it that get more air time than the robots, and even Optimus Prime is going on about catching 'minicons'. Talk about an obvious ad. Jesus..

  28. Colgate Comedy Hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have a great old recording of Abbott and Costello's "Who's on First?" routine. The funny thing is, they're asking about "the players on this here Colgate team." I believe it was performed for the Colgate Comedy Hour.

    The amount of commercial breaks we have now is a recent development. It was a change to go to this model - another change won't kill TV. We'll have end up with the Dr.Pepper Late Late Show, where the host and all guests are always drinking a clearly labeled bottle of Dr.Pepper (or maybe some other Pepsi product).
    In-show product shots, product references and product promos were - and can again become - the norm. Ever watch The Price is Right? Those fabulous product descriptions by the smooth voiced announcer who always used the full slogan of the product.

    A different advertising model won't kill TV. Bad shows and far better alternate forms of entertainment (we've all seen the growth in video game revenues - especially the online games, which often taken up people's "prime time" evening slot).

    No Clue.

  29. Other ways of skipping commercials by xyote · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Skipping commercials is nothing new. What's new is that suddenly the advertizers "noticed" that commercials weren't always being viewed. To fix this "problem" the following will have to occur during commercials: disabling fast forward/skip on DVRs, disabling the remote control, locking the doors on bathrooms and refrigerators, etc...


    What's actually changing is that advertizers are becoming aware of the impact of technology. Their initial reaction is negative but will become positive when they realize the control it will give them, particularly interactive TV. You will have to have viewed the commercial in order to supply the correct prompts to view the rest of the program. Welcome to the future. Welcome to hell.

  30. Adapt - exactly! by mackstann · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The cable companies and television networks will lose out because their business model is ancient. Only in recent years have cable companies slightly innovated with digital cable. But digital cable sucks. Changing channels is laggy, and it's really not *that* much different from normal cable (at least compared to a tivo).

    To keep up with stuff like tivo, the cable companies will need to (gasp) compete with it. Come up with something that meets or beats the functionality, convenience, and price point of PVRs. But unfortunately I can picture what the cable companies will do instead: file lawsuits, use shady business tactics, etc. Oh well. While that might hold them over in the short- to mid-term, I think it would eventually catch up with them.

    1. Re:Adapt - exactly! by ericspinder · · Score: 4, Interesting
      But digital cable sucks.
      I'd have to disagree, digital cable works well for me. The on-screen quide has become very important to my tv viewing, and the on-demand movies and programs are becoming so as well. On related news, Comcast is starting to deploy DVRs included in (or with) their set top boxes, it is what people are pushing for and like any *cough* good company they are deploying what the customer whats (I am really mixed on that last part). Of course they are just adding a service for which people are willing to pay. However, I wouldn't be suprise if the device does some heavy logging/ reporting of your TV viewing patterns.

      Where I see the industury going in the future is more to the "pay TV" standard, with the price of a channel is included in your package. Some cable companys already include "comercial-less" channels in their various packages. It might even get to the point where if you want the history channels package you'll need to pay $2/month, the news package of CNN, FOX News, and MSNBC will be another $2/month. The stations themselves will have more pay-for-placement and inline ads. The cable companies will have in-line flash-like ads for the various menus (static ads are already there for digital cable). Also, I believe that good story-telling ads will become more important, where people even choose to watch the ads because they are funny, interesting or touching. With on demand tuning you might even be tempted to say "hey, man, play the new Subway ads they're side-splitting funny". Ads which the viewer choose to watch are certainly much more effective.

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  31. popups? by matth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Guess it's time to start having popup ads on TV... I can see it now.... in the middle of a TV show, all of a sudden a chevy truck bursts through the screen.. totally obscuring what you are trying to watch and making this horrid crashing sound.. then it drives back and forth for a bit and finally comes to rest in the upper top corner for the remainder of the show.

    Hrmm.. I could swear I've seen this idea some place before!

  32. Advertising destroyed advertising-supported TV by swb · · Score: 4, Funny

    "When I was a kid"(TM) in the early 1970s, there was much less advertising on television and watching television wasn't as obnoxious as it was. Even network-broadcast movies only had a 2-3 commercial breaks per hour, with long stretches of movie in between.

    There's a lot more advertising on TV, and a lot more obnoxious advertising gimmicks. I can't help but think that if TV advertising was the same way it was in the 1960s and early 1970s, the idea of paying for a DVR wouldn't be as appealing as the advertising wasn't as obnoxious, it was more of a fair bargain.

    But then there's some questions about content, too -- broadcast television used to make some weighty programming. Now it sucks, and if you want anything interesting, you need to have HBO or Showtime for drama, and Tivo and 400 other channels for anything else.

  33. The networks already have a solution! by WebGangsta · · Score: 3, Informative
    I don't see what the big deal is. The networks are already handling TiVo in their own way.

    For example, NBC has adjusted the schedule of their Thursday lineup by a minute or two so the Season Passes won't work. (For example, if you have a Season Pass for "ER" which starts at 9:58p, then TiVo will not automatically record "CSI" which runs from 9p-10p.)

    And I recall that one of the networks (NBC or ABC, if I recall correctly -- but I couldn't track down the article) did a study about commercial skipping on TiVo and came to the conclusion that people fast-forwarding through the quick subliminal commercial images that flash on the screen inbetween their shows are just as effected as if the viewer watched the entire commercial at regular speed. The network's thought was that TiVo wouldn't be a problem any more than VCRs were. It's the ReplayTV automatic "skip commercial" technology that the networks had problems with.

    (sidenote: in 1999, NBC invested money in TiVo)

  34. Yes, drive away the TiVo-owning demographic! by phillymjs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't see what the big deal is. The networks are already handling TiVo in their own way.

    Yeah, they're driving away 18-to-34 year-old males, the demographic segment most likely to own a TiVo.

    How? Shitty programming that doesn't interest men. One lame reality show after another. Even the basic cable mainstays are sissifying their shows-- I used to watch Discovery and TLC a lot, now practically all they have are semi-disguised "decorating" shows and junk like "A Dating Story."

    The only network with shows I actually watch is FOX, and even they do dumb shit like "Skin"-- maybe it was an interesting show somewhat aimed at men, but you're not gonna beat Monday Night Football with anything acceptable enough to be run on broadcast television-- and you might not even beat it with Naked Lesbian Jell-O Wrestling.

    Spike TV actually has the right idea-- they ran a James Bond movie marathon during most of the holiday weekend, and unless it was Simpsons time or there was something more interesting on the History Channel, that's what I "watched" if I had the TV on while I was doing something else.

    ~Philly

  35. Ob "History of the World" Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was thinking of 3 tablet PCs, but one of them BSODs.

  36. What is Good in Life by Ranger · · Score: 3, Funny

    Couch Potato: TiVo, what is good in life?

    TiVo: To block commercials, delete them unseen, and hear the lamentation of their advertisers.

    Couch Potato & TiVo: bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! bwa-ha-hA-HA-HA!! BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!

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    "You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
  37. Record the commercials by 56ksucks · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sometimes it's cool to record the commercials. When my family got their first VCR back in 1984 we recorded the Wizard of Oz off TV. Because we were new to VCR Technology we recorded all the commercials. Now I can sit back and watch 20 year old commercials I haven't seen since I was little. Commercials like "where's the beef" and commercials for Pepsi Free, remember that? I think there's even an old Max Headroom commercial for Coke on there. It's also wierd to hear car dealers saying that you don't have to start making payments until 1985. I know it's a strange point of view but recording commercials can be an interesting trip back in time if the recording lasts for 20 years or so.

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    ---- "Excuse me. Where's the children's gun section?"