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Star Wars Battlefront Announced, Detailed
Tim Butler writes "Official Playstation Magazine has a few initial details regarding Star Wars Battlefront, a newly-announced online PS2 multiplayer game that borrows a lot from Battlefield 1942." The game, reminiscent of the previously covered Galactic Conquest mod for BF1942, has been confirmed for Xbox and PC as well, and is described as: "SOCOM's online-multiplayer experience, only with a wide variety of characters to choose from and a bunch of cool Star Wars vehicles to operate. You can play in the Galactic Civil War or the Clone Wars, meaning you can choose one of four armies to command (Rebels vs. Imperials or Republic vs. Separatists). [It] includes pretty much every major ride you've seen in a Star Wars flick." Update: 12/03 05:58 GMT by S : GameSpy adds that the developer is Pandemic Studios, creator of Star Wars:Clone Wars and the forthcoming Full Spectrum Warrior.
On a dark butt-soaked highway
Jedi jizz in my hair
Warm smell of anal grease
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a frigthening sight
My head grew heavy, and my anas grew slim
I had to stop for the night
There he stood in the doorway
Smelled jedi ass juice smell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then he lit up a candle
And he showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Greased Up Yoda Doll
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room in my anus at the Hotel Greased Up Yoda Doll
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find him there
You can find him there
His jedi mind is Tiffany twisted
he's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty faggot boys
That he calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer glory hole
Some grease their anus to remember
Some grease their anus to forget
So I called up the Captain
Please bring me my lube
He said
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
Welcome to the Hotel Greased Up Yoda Doll
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (background)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel Greased Up Yoda Doll
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Bring your alibies
Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
And he said
We are all just prisoners here
Yodas stuffed up our ass
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
Plunge it up there with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember
I in ecstasy
Greased up yoda doll shoved right up my ass
Relax you anus said the nightman
We are programed to recieve
You can put that yoda doll up your anus
But you can never leave