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Making Of Halo 2 Video Officially Released

An anonymous reader writes "Halo.bungie.org has made available a video showing a behind-the-scenes look at the making of Halo 2. The video was shown at the X03 event earlier this year but hasn't been officially available on the 'net. It weighs in at 100MB, with both direct-download and BitTorrent links." We previously covered a shakycam version of this movie, but it's now available in hi-res splendor.

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  1. tsarkon reports HALO SUCKS A GREASED YODA ANUS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    9 steps to greasing your anus for Yoda Doll Insertion!
    v 3.95.0
    $YodaBSD: src/release/doc/en_US.ISO8859-1/yodanotes/9steppro cess.sgml,v 3.95.0 2003/12/01 13:25:25 tsarkon Exp $
    1. Defecate. Preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage, pickled eggs, and Vietnamese chili garlic sauce. Defecation could be performed in the Return of the Jedi wastebasket for added pleasure.
    2. Wipe ass with witch hazel, soothes horrific burns. (Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda can use witch-hazel on mouth to soothe the horrific burns from performing so much analingus.)
    3. Prime anus with anal ease. (Now Cherry Flavored for those butthole lick-o-phillic amongst you - very popular with 99% of the Slashdotting public!)
    4. Slather richly a considerable amount of Vaseline and/or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your Yoda Doll , Yoda Shampoo bottle or Yoda soap-on-a-rope and liberally apply the lubricants to the Doll/Shampoo/Soap-on-a-rope.
    5. Pucker your balloon knot several times actuating the sphincter muscle in order to work it in.
    6. Put a nigger do-rag on Yoda's head so the ears don't stick out like daggers!
    7. Make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish Yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because the retrieval mechanism is built in.
    8. Slowly rest yourself onto your Yoda figurine. Be careful, he's big!
    9. Gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Think about snoodling with the Sarlaac pit. Read Slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you don't check the (desired - speaks English) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Get Linux to boot on a Black and Decker Appliance. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that IDE is better than SCSI because you can't afford SCSI. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate Windows but use it for Everquest. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful star wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who aren't fatter than CowboyNeal can't submit. Fondle shrimpy penis while making a Yoda voice and saying, use the force, padawan, feeel the foooorce, hurgm. Yes. Yes. When 900 years you reach, a dick half as big you will not have.

    All in a days work with a Yoda figurine rammed up your ass.

    I HAVE A GREASED UP YODA DOLL SHOVED UP MY ASS!

    GO LINUX!!

    Tux is the result after trimming Yoda's ears off so that Lunix people don't rip themselves a new Asshole

    1. Re:tsarkon reports HALO SUCKS A GREASED YODA ANUS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      ive seen a lot more pussy than youll ever see and frankly, youll never get sex. you see if you read that stroll, you identify with something that made you comment. you are a fat masturbating star wars fan and that troll pissed you off.

      hAHHAHAHAHAHAW.

      you disgusting pig, get the fuck out of here before you sound even more like a fucking rat bitch tool.

  2. responses to va lairIE on pateNTdead PostBlock(tm) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  3. FPS belongs on PCs by superpulpsicle · · Score: -1, Troll

    I am sorry but has anyone tried Halo on the PC?

    From what I researched it's missing at least 1 mode that was exclusive to the xbox even though it was released ages ago. Typical of M$ to protect their console... soon to be kicked off the market by PS2 anyways.

    Mouse, on the other hand, cost a fortune on a console. It's readily available on PC and much needed for any fps.

  4. YYHBT. YHL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    HAND.

  5. OMG LOL Kevin ASKED ME TO POST THIS!!!1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    The area in the front of my house was littered with leaves which had
    fallen from nearby trees during a recent windstorm. I retrieved the leaf
    blower from the garage, plugged it in and began clearing the aforementioned
    leaves. I was close to completion when I found that the electrical cord that
    I was using was of insufficient length. I remedied this by locating an
    extension cord in the same garage. I removed the leaf blower plug from the
    outlet, plugged in the extension cord, and then plugged the leaf blower cord
    into the end of the extension cord. With power thus restored, and an
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    Kevin Costner