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Bullet-Proof Xbox Wows Police
DocUi writes "The Baltimore Sun is reporting about how a man, upset with his roommates playing videogames late at night, decided to take it out on their Xbox using a gun. He stormed into their living room and fired a round into the offending game console. However, 'The 9mm gunshot did not penetrate the system and did not injure anyone at the scene, police said', although it 'disabled' the machine."
The front of the XBox is vaned, much like a heat sink, so the bars of the grill on the front may have been just lucky enough to deflect the direct impact of the force in different directions, causing the force of the bullet to be dissipated over a larger area.
But I'm no physicist.
I have been pwned because my
cuz they sure can't make any bulletproof software.
Intolerance for ambiguity is the mark of the authoritarian personality.
When you try to shoot an Xbox and fail, it has got to be a sign.
You need to take a deep breath, go out, and get a bigger gun.
Bad XBox Slogans:
1)X marks the Box
2)Sendin' shots out for all the true game playas
3)The wrong consol-igga to fuk wit
4)More durable than Kurt Cobain's dome
5)Doubled vested
kevlar injected
makin' ya
waste da
mags a bullets
forev-a
You aren't free to do anything, until you've lost everything.
The xbox is a pretty thick bit of hardware. A 9mm bullet does not have that much "stopping power" Now a .44 would have done the job right :)
"It's an 88 magnum. It shoots through schools."
"Jeremy, you need to get to an internet cafe and cut and paste some appropriate sentiments about me from the world wide
99% of all Xbox games involve guns. That combined with this incident is sure to rile up a certain segment of the population.
:)
Yeah, I'm sure police stations all over the world will be equipped with a Xbox now...
My cats ate my karma. They also wrote this comment.
In lesser countries we would just crush the thing with large boots and a rigourous kicking action!
They say it was bulletproof, yet it disabled the system...?
Seems to me that bullet did something......
I have no sig yet I must scream.
Folklore says that to truly kill an XBox, you need to use a silver bullet.
There. Will that do?
Yeah, he must be crazy. It's obvious that the tool for the job is a sledgehammer.
Let me give you the flip side: People who care so little about their noise because it doesn't bother them, and they have nothing remotely resembling a clue that it does bother other people, and it's not a "choice" the other people make, it's a deep-seated instinct.
You can't turn your ears off.
These people made my dorm years a living hell, and they couldn't care less.
I would never have brandished a gun, but I sure as hell did fantasize about it.
Xbox owner : Do you mean that when I will own an Xbox, I will be able to dodge bullets?
Bill Gates : No, I mean that when you will own one, you won't have to.
I came up with a solution a long time ago for my ex-roommate who played his NES way too loud constantly. While he was at work, I opened up his TV and disconnected the speaker. When he turned it on, he started smacking the TV and cursing at the "stupid peice of ____". I then asked him what was wrong and said that we should try the NES on my TV. Sure enough, it mad noise. I then "diagnosed" that he had blown the speaker and op amps in his TV by using the NES too loud. The classic line was telling him that the FM synth sounds that the NES made were perfect for blowing out a speaker and spouted some realistic sounding theories. He never did figure it out, but also never did turn it up loud again. Every so often, I would catch him trying to "warn" some of his friends about doing the same - "Dude! That's how I messed up my TV". Heh. If you're reading this, sorry Mike. It was me :)
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The bullet obviously didn't have an authentic Microsoft Signed Security Certificate, so the machine rejected it.