New Battlestar Galactica Premieres Monday
An anonymous reader writes "In several
news articles, 'Battlestar
Galactica' returns in a new four hour mini-series on the Sci-Fi
channel this Monday. However, there has been fan furor over some
changes to the story. Aluminum Cylon enemies look more like
humans, complete with feelings, including one with rabid sexual
desires, and the quest is not for a mythical Earth, as it no
longer exists. More information at the BattlestarGalactica.com
website, and the Sci-Fi
channel."
All of you stop being gay.
Yes, you. Stop being a homosexual.
I know you dug Starbuck. Tight pants and all. But its time to move on.
Sorry to piss all over your early-adolescent memories, and semi-gay love for joe-cool space-boy -- but Starbuck sucked. He couldn't act, and if he had his choice of roles he most likely would have opted for a gigolo on "Santa Barbara".
Was anyone else in here was honestly looking forward to the experience of some new cheese-dick, no name, b-movie actor (a la "Starship Troopers") swaggering around with a cigar in his mouth and sounding like "Top Gun"?
If so, congratulations: You are also gay.
The writers had obviously come to the very not-gay conclusions that:
a) Metallic walking robots are gay.
b) Fighter jocks are gay.
c) Hot chicks are decidedly not-gay.
In closing I'd like to call you all "Gay" one more time.
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