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NWN - Hordes of the Underdark in Stores

Posted by michael on from the holiday-game-season-now-underway dept.

morcego writes "BioWare has done it again. Another expansion pack for Neverwinter Nights has been released. This time, it's Hordes of the Underdark, in case you haven't been following. Reviews are already available, including it being rated 4.5/5 on GamesDomain. Atari (the publisher) also have a press release about it."

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  1. first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    first post

  2. WARNING: CENSORSHIP AHEAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The successful first post ac was DELECTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Rant, rant, rant. by grub · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    Mod me to hell, you happy lads, but where in Hades is THIEF 3?!?!!?

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    Trolling is a art,
  4. ass gas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    there's something to be said for the stench of a fart. Honestly, who hasn't marvelled at the odor emenating from ones own asshole?

  5. TOASTER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    toaster,toaster toaser, do you have toast in you yet i think
    so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Im not a toaster!!!!!!!!!!And one more
    thing........YOUR A TOASER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND A COOKIE WITH MILK SOAGE
    MILK!!!!!!!!!!AND A BUTT WITH POOP IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. tsarkon reports on MAJOR TOM TO YODA DOLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    9 steps to greasing your anus for Yoda Doll Insertion!
    v 4.00.0
    $YodaBSD: src/release/doc/en_US.ISO8859-1/yodanotes/9steppro cess.sgml,v 4.00.0 2003/12/04 15:25:45 tsarkon Exp $
    New! Version! 4.0! with a USER CONTRIBUTED IMAGE. THANK YOU EVERONE FOR YOUR SUPPORT!!! CLICK HERE TO SEE.
    1. Defecate. Preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage, pickled eggs, and Vietnamese chili garlic sauce. Defecation could be performed in the Return of the Jedi wastebasket for added pleasure.
    2. Wipe ass with witch hazel, soothes horrific burns. (Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda can use witch-hazel on mouth to soothe the horrific burns from performing so much analingus.)
    3. Prime anus with anal ease. (Now Cherry Flavored for those butthole lick-o-phillic amongst you - very popular with 99% of the Slashdotting public!)
    4. Slather richly a considerable amount of Vaseline and/or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your Yoda Doll , Yoda Shampoo bottle or Yoda soap-on-a-rope and liberally apply the lubricants to the Doll/Shampoo/Soap-on-a-rope.
    5. Pucker your balloon knot several times actuating the sphincter muscle in order to work it in.
    6. Put a nigger do-rag on Yoda's head so the ears don't stick out like daggers!
    7. Make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish Yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because the retrieval mechanism is built in.
    8. Slowly rest yourself onto your Yoda figurine. Be careful, he's big!
    9. Gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Think about snoodling with the Sarlaac pit. Read Slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you don't check the (desired - speaks English) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Get Linux to boot on a Black and Decker Appliance. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that IDE is better than SCSI because you can't afford SCSI. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate Windows but use it for Everquest. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful star wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who aren't fatter than CowboyNeal can't submit. Fondle shrimpy penis while making a Yoda voice and saying, use the force, padawan, feeel the foooorce, hurgm. Yes. Yes. When 900 years you reach, a dick half as big you will not have.

    All in a days work with a Yoda figurine rammed up your ass.

    I HAVE A GREASED UP YODA DOLL SHOVED UP MY ASS!

  7. curry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    a delectable mixture of spices.

  8. don't mod this up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I posted this as AC accidentally - go mod up my other post instead so I can gain karma for my own insidious purposes. Thank you.

    Steve 'Rim' Jobs

  9. CEREAL GAMES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This morning I had cereal for breakfast. While pouring the milk over the
    cereal, I was distracted by the kettle boiling and I found that I had poured
    more than the required amount of milk thereby producing a mix which was not
    to my liking. Fortunately, there was still dry cereal remaining in the box,
    and room for it in the bowl. I determined that if I added more dry cereal,
    the desired proportion could be obtained, even if the amount was in excess
    of that which I normally eat. I consequently added the cereal, and although
    I did not consume the entire bowl, I found the resulting proportion of dry
    cereal to milk to be quite satisfactory.

    Kevin Kostener

  10. Re:Note to Linux users! by the_mad_poster · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That's fine. Thanks to Verizon screwing me on line installations and expansion for DSL and the local gubment screwing me on building codes (thick firewalls between each floor) that prevent me from stringing extra cable, the ETA for me getting high speed access that would let me play this game multiplayer is "early next never".

    Not that it's not fun to play with yourself, but I don't wanna go blind.

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  11. Re:Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I posted this from my account accidentally - go mod up my other post instead I don't really need the Karma, just wanted to let people know I'm one of you. Steve 'Rim' Jobs

  12. Prize by grub · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    No bullshit

    $20(US) gift certificate for Amazon to the first non-AC who replies publically to this message.

    For proof throw me an.. MD5 hash of a string of at least 20 characters then email me the hash. That or a PGP message, whatever.

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    Trolling is a art,
  13. You have to admit, he has a point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I mean, come on, think about it.

  14. Yawn by oolon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    An expaintion to NWN personally am playing X2 the threat http://www.x2-game.com/ its got a near elite like experience to it.

    James

    1. Re:Yawn by Cordath · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Good lord. I think I got stupider just reading that.

      (Yes, I know stupider is not a word you bloody grammar nazi's.)

  15. Nice try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    But since AC's start at score 0, you're unlikely to be seen by mods. I suggest creating a trolling/karma whore account that you can use to rack up karma with ease.
    -- Steve