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So You Think Physics is Funny?
mzs writes "I just found this article in PhysicsWorld by Robert P. Crease detailing some of the 'better' physics jokes that readers sent him in response to an earlier article. Read about why the elements of magnetic flux are hard to understand or about the sexual adventures of Alice and Bob in a bar. Let's use the comments for this article to list more jokes from our technical professions which are funny but not necessarily to those outside of the field. I will close with this gem from the article: 'What's new?' 'E over h.'"
Seriously.
Spirit of America has come loose from its mooring
Gone limp -- deflated
Nosedived into a pile of crap
"Microsoft Works"
Ha! Ha!
OK, now we can all move on and tell REAL jokes instead of just bashing Microsoft.
Oh, and just so the trolls don't beat me to it:
Microsloth
Yeah, I don't find them funny either, but they have to be gotten out of the way.
"Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
yes, like not posting this story about how over-heated Teflon pans cause flu-like symptoms.
Is Physics funny fuckers? NO! It's not. Neither is this story...
1,000,000 dead Iraqis and Iranians. *** Kill Saddam NOW! ***
THE MODS ARE ON CRACK. A STORY ABOUT JOKES AND A JOKE GETS MODDED DOWN OFFTOPIC.
This is so it doesn't look like I'm yelling. Who the hell is getting mod points these days?
Ok, now i understand what they mean by "in jokes"
I don't get it.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know when your gonna get food poisoning.