Friday Security Fun
rgraham writes "Apple has release a new security update for the Safari cookie bug. 'Security Update 2003-12-05 updates Safari to prevent unauthorized access to a user's cookies.' They also updated the article on how to 'Configure Directory Access to Protect Your Mac From a Malicious DHCP Server.'" We posted that the other day, but this time, pictures!
I am a homosexual. I bought an Apple computer because of its well earned reputation for being "the" gay computer. Since I have become an Apple owner, I have been exposed to a whole new world of gay friends. It is really a pleasure to meet and compute with other homos such as myself. I plan on using my new Apple computer as a way to entice and recruit young schoolboys into the homosexual lifestyle; it would be so helpful if you could produce more software which would appeal to young boys. Thanks in advance.
with much gayness,
Father Randy "Pudge" O'Day, S.J.
Come on, now. There's a REASON for questioning the sexuality of Macintosh users. The general population, contrary to the rantings of professional gay marrriage advocates, are about 0.5% to 1% homosexual. Bisexuals don't count, they're just orgasm-no-matter-how-I-get-it fiends; transgender isn't an orientation at all, it's just a slip of the scalpel. And lesbians aren't really homosexual, they just like making hetero men horny as hell.
ON THE OTHER HAND... fully 75% of the Macintosh-using population are provably doing the butt-hole surfing.
So, Steve "I only stole BSD twice" Job is selling a product that CAUSES homosexuality!
Now I hope this puts the matter to rest.