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Friday Security Fun

rgraham writes "Apple has release a new security update for the Safari cookie bug. 'Security Update 2003-12-05 updates Safari to prevent unauthorized access to a user's cookies.' They also updated the article on how to 'Configure Directory Access to Protect Your Mac From a Malicious DHCP Server.'" We posted that the other day, but this time, pictures!

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  1. Dear Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    Dear Apple,

    I am a homosexual. I bought an Apple computer because of its well earned reputation for being "the" gay computer. Since I have become an Apple owner, I have been exposed to a whole new world of gay friends. It is really a pleasure to meet and compute with other homos such as myself. I plan on using my new Apple computer as a way to entice and recruit young schoolboys into the homosexual lifestyle; it would be so helpful if you could produce more software which would appeal to young boys. Thanks in advance.

    with much gayness,

    Father Randy "Pudge" O'Day, S.J.

  2. Re:I hope Fr. O'Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Come on, now. There's a REASON for questioning the sexuality of Macintosh users. The general population, contrary to the rantings of professional gay marrriage advocates, are about 0.5% to 1% homosexual. Bisexuals don't count, they're just orgasm-no-matter-how-I-get-it fiends; transgender isn't an orientation at all, it's just a slip of the scalpel. And lesbians aren't really homosexual, they just like making hetero men horny as hell.

    ON THE OTHER HAND... fully 75% of the Macintosh-using population are provably doing the butt-hole surfing.

    So, Steve "I only stole BSD twice" Job is selling a product that CAUSES homosexuality!

    Now I hope this puts the matter to rest.