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We're Jammin', Hope You Like Jammin' Too

theodp writes "Slate ponders whether a climate where anything can be photographed or surreptitiously recorded means the once-esoteric world of cell-phone jamming will become mainstream. Sites now offer portable cell-phone jammers that can provide you with the same kind of security bubbles used to thwart industrial spies, hostage-takers and bomb detonators. While actively jamming a cell-phone signal is illegal in the US, a distributor reports most of his sales go to US customers, including universities which use the technology to stop students from diddling away on phones during lectures."

422 comments

  1. Signal Jamming? by l3prador · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What? Wouldn't blocking the cell phone signal only prevent the person from sending the picture off? The photograph could still be taken and simply sent later, once the cell phone is away from the jamming signal, right?

    1. Re:Signal Jamming? by mellonhead · · Score: 3, Interesting


      One company, Iceberg Systems, is beta-testing a new technology that will remotely turn off the cameras in cell phones.

    2. Re:Signal Jamming? by l3prador · · Score: 1

      Good catch. It seems to me that turning off the cameras would be a pretty difficult task, wouldn't it? I mean there are many different types of cameras that they would have to block. Would this be something that physically disables the camera or a signal that tells the cell phone to disable the camera or something else?

    3. Re:Signal Jamming? by HeX86 · · Score: 1

      They figured out it works pretty well to put a disclaimer on the door about cell phones and then have a guy walk around with a knife and put on his shirt "cell phone enforcer"

    4. Re:Signal Jamming? by programmeratarms · · Score: 1

      Faraday Cage. Steel case around "magic radio DRM" camera. Problem solved.

    5. Re:Signal Jamming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It seems to me that turning off the cameras would be a pretty difficult task, wouldn't it?

      Actually it's quite easy. Since these cameras are passive devices, you simply removed the ambient EM energy they require to function. I don't think any cell phones have active cameras, but those are pretty easy to detect because of the sudden EM pulse they issue when taking pictures. Of course people prefer rooms with ambient EM, but that's mostly aesthetics.

    6. Re:Signal Jamming? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      It seems to me that turning off the cameras would be a pretty difficult task, wouldn't it? I mean there are many different types of cameras that they would have to block. Would this be something that physically disables the camera or a signal that tells the cell phone to disable the camera or something else?

      Prior art: Thunderbirds' camera detector. I always wonderd how that was supposedd to work -- detecting a film exposed by opeing a shutter remotely seems rather difficult, but if in 2065 only digital camera are commonly available.

  2. Aw man... by OtakuHawk · · Score: 5, Funny

    At first I thought this post had something to do with music!

    1. Re:Aw man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      As a representative of the RIAA we request that you here by cease and desist all usage of the word "music". The word "music" is copyright material of the RIAA.

      Thank you for your cooperation.

  3. Only a matter of time by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1

    The impetus has been there for a while, but camera phones seem to have brought the idea of cell phone jamming out in the open.

    Of course, if all cell phone / radio signals are jammed to protect privacy, perhaps the gold-chain running-suit set will hold meetings in locker rooms rather than doctors / lawyers offices.

  4. Nice. by The_Unforgiven · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wouldn't mind being able to jam phones within, say, 10 feet of me. One of my biggest pet peeves is people on their cell phones. Because, you know, the further away they are, the louder you have to yell into the phone for them to hear you...

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    1. Re:Nice. by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      God, tell me about it. It's enough to make me miss the old cell phones, which, oddly enough, were big enough so that they could reach from ear to mouth, without the user having to practically scream into the receiver.

      Nothing looks stupider then some college jackass with a cell phone the size of a zippo lighter alternating between holding it at his ear and at his mouth.

      Kierthos

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    2. Re:Nice. by The_Unforgiven · · Score: 1

      Hey, maybe with those mini-phones, they could hand out one-person cones of silence?

      More sound kept iin for the phone, less stupid bullshit chatter for us to hear! /me runs to the patent office...

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    3. Re:Nice. by gotw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sometimes when people on the other end have a lot of background noise I find myself struggling to hear them and myself shouting. It's just instinct, you feel like you have to shout over their noise. When I realise I stop, but I bet the people who are doing it don't even realise.

    4. Re:Nice. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I wouldn't mind being able to jam phones within, say, 10 feet of me. One of my biggest pet peeves is people on their cell phones. Because, you know, the further away they are, the louder you have to yell into the phone for them to hear you...

      Yeah, that drives me insane too. The problem with cell phones is that they don't have "sidetone" like regular phone. With regular phones you hear your own voice in your own ear at (roughly) the same volume level as the person you're talking to. Without the sidetone, people end up shouting for some reason. The one's who do it, I think, are slaves to the conditioned feedback response from regular phones and are too oblivious to realize that they're shouting at the top of their lungs.

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    5. Re:Nice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when you walk within 10 feet of someone calling 911 on their cell phone, and they die because YOU disrupted their communication and the EMS can't reach the person, you can feel responsible.

      Ass.

    6. Re:Nice. by Bob+McCown · · Score: 1
      Hey, maybe with those mini-phones, they could hand out one-person cones of silence?

      It's called a trash bag. That, and a roll of duct tape to secure it around the idiot's head, and you wont have to listen him/her on his cellphone.

    7. Re:Nice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know, IHBT.

      If someone "10 feet away" is having an emergency (the only reason to call 911), I think I'd notice and have time to turn off the jammer.

  5. Jammer locator... by ericspinder · · Score: 5, Interesting
    so you can leave it out on a restaurant table and no one will know you're the source of the blissful silence in the room
    Great so now not only will I need to be sure that I only go to (or even pass through) places which don't jam, but I have to worry about random people as well. I suspect next they'll sell, jammer tracking locators, so that I can find out which jerk thought blocking me from my responsabilities was within their rights. I can only imagine what that type of fight will be called... maybe Jamming Rage?
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    1. Re:Jammer locator... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      And then... and then we'd need jammer locator jammers.. and jammer locator jammer locators!

    2. Re:Jammer locator... by pvt_medic · · Score: 1

      Well in 1999 a man in Germany was beaten to death with a beer bottle all because he was too loud with his cell phone. See beer can solve everything.

      Although, according to a report out of Singapore - Drinking beer will not prevent SARS... So i guess it cant solve everything. I feel so disolutioned.

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    3. Re:Jammer locator... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, somehow, I don't think that thing will stand up against my radiation-seeking-missile.... Move away from the jammer now...

    4. Re:Jammer locator... by vigilology · · Score: 1

      If everyone set them to rumble instead of wail, maybe we wouldn't have this problem.

    5. Re:Jammer locator... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Jamming rage is when someone uses their cellphone in an annoying fashion, and you jam it up their ass. I find this is a lot more useful than a cellphone blocker, because rather than just thinking they're in a pocket where they can't get signal, the cellphone user actually gets taught a lesson.

      Your responsibilities do not include being an ass. While some people will abuse these things, they currently run over two hundred bucks, so not many random assholes are going to be jamming your cellphone calls. When they come down to fifty bucks for a tri-mode jammer, I'll probably pick one up, and if you are being a pain in the ass about your cellphone, I will feel not one whit of remorse about shutting you down.

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    6. Re:Jammer locator... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That tri-mode jammer is going to be real helpful when you finally go after the girl you've been stalking.

    7. Re:Jammer locator... by ericspinder · · Score: 1
      No my responsabilties do how ever include being able to carry on a normal conversation about the welfare of my son (and family), my job, and to contact emergency help for myself and others.

      It does look like those systems will find a place in the hands of many self-rightous people such as yourself, not to mention outright criminals. Trust me, when one of you jokers decide that there are too many people using their cellphones (or just for a good "laugh") in a public place and activate your "personal jammer", people will go on a witch hunt and shut you down. Hopefully by just destroying your illegal property.

      A real question for those that might know better is, being illegal (in the U.S.) can I legally destroy someone's jammer, as long as I didn't cause any other damage?

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    8. Re:Jammer locator... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does look like those "cell Phones" will find a place in the hands of many self-rightous people such as yourself Trust me, when there are too many people using their cellphones while driving and killing innocent's by running stop signs
      people will go on a witch hunt and shut you down

    9. Re:Jammer locator... by Tokerat · · Score: 4, Insightful


      If I ever caught a random person jamming my cel phone because they thought cel phones where "annoying", I think I would honestly commit a homicide via severe beating. This anti-celphone crap is really out of control.

      I know, some places like quiet nice resteraunts and the movies are not the time or place, but if I'm walking down the street, you have about as much right to tell me to get off the phone as you do to tell me to shut up when I'm talking to the person next to me.

      Damn easily-annoyed whinny bastards. Probably the same people who are offended when their ATA drive says "Master/Slave" on the jumpers...

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    10. Re:Jammer locator... by dougnaka · · Score: 1
      My right to swing my fists ends where your nose begins.
      I can't even begin to rephrase this quote for applicable use in this arena, because there's no parallel violation of rights that could even occur when talking on a cell phone, as when swinging my fists.

      Is there? Anyone?

      The people of the anti-cell phone community need to realize that their platform is not founded on logic, or reason, or even the social respect they often claim as their main grievance. Their problem is their inability to deal with people who are different from them.

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  6. Illegal in the US? by Trbmxfz · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sorry, but we cannot sell this cell phone jammer to UK customers

    Apparently, it's not very legal in the UK either :)

    1. Re:Illegal in the US? by trystanu · · Score: 1

      It's all good if you have a valid usage warrant issued by the UK Radiocommunications Agency:

      Cell phone jamming equipment is illegal to use in the UK as it violates sections 1 & 13 of the 1949 telegraphy act, we are therefore unable to supply cell phone jammers to any UK customer who does not hold a current & valid usage warrant issued by the UK Radiocommunications Agency. Please note that no exceptions can be made on this policy.

  7. I think by RedHatLinux · · Score: 2, Interesting

    any technology that allows for people to protect their privacy within reason should be allowed and accepted.

    1. Re:I think by grannyknot · · Score: 1

      any technology that allows for people to protect their privacy within reason should be allowed and accepted.

      But cellphone jamming won't prevent people from taking pictures of you with their phones and transmitting them later, or recording what you say in a voice memo. Cellphone jamming isn't about privacy - it's about putting the offensive cellphone talker in the same league with the chain smoker. If they need to partake in their addiction, they're more than welcome to do so outside. If you want privacy from personal communication devices, build a HERF gun.

      On another note, I didn't think that jamming CDMA was possible at such low power. I can understand that GSM (which uses one channel) would be a fairly easy to jam by transmitting noise on the channel, but CDMA uses multiple channels, and the signal gets integrated over time, so random noise should have a nearly negligible effect. I'd imagine that any device that tries to block all of these channels would need to be more powerful and thus far larger and more expensive than its GSM counterpart.

    2. Re:I think by zaphod_es · · Score: 1

      any technology that allows for people to protect their privacy within reason should be allowed and accepted.

      I accept that in theory. On the other hand any use of technology that denies my freedom to communicate freely must be clearly thought out.

      It is now standard for babysitters to have the mobile number of the parents and to text them if there is any sort of problem. Difficulties will arise if that message is going to be jammed because the guy on the next table has unilaterally decided to ban anyone in the room from using their phones.

      If restaurants offer phone free zones in the way that they offer smoking free zones that is fine. Companies might do the same thing openly for security or productivity reasons. Giving anyone the right to block any phone anywhere any time is not the best way of stopping loud voiced showoffs from annoying me.

      ZB

    3. Re:I think by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      It is now standard for babysitters to have the mobile number of the parents and to text them if there is any sort of problem. Difficulties will arise if that message is going to be jammed because the guy on the next table has unilaterally decided to ban anyone in the room from using their phones.

      These are imagined difficulties. For thousands of years humans got by just fine without babysitters needing to text the parents every time Junior starts whining about wanting to stay up late and watch TV.

      If the kid has some serious medical condition, fine, you're a very rare exception and you unfortunately will have to choose a restaurant that does not jam. Or you'll have to delegate an aunt or uncle to take the call.

      Otherwise, hire a babysitter who is responsible enough to deal with ordinary emergencies, and let it go. As for the rest, the minor things that come up in life are actually not emergencies. They are trivial. People have no perspective these days.

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  8. Yes! by Feztaa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Cell phone jamming should be legalized, and it should become more widespread.

    I'd specifically like to see cell-phones jammed in movie theaters, and schools. I'm pretty good about shutting my phone off when I go to these places, but sometimes I forget, and sometimes when I forget, I get calls... it'd be a whole lot easier if the building disabled the phone for me, so I don't have to.

    1. Re:Yes! by agentZ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But what if somebody is expecting a call about a life-threatening situation? I don't begrudge any emergency room doctor from seeing a movie, but I want their phone to ring if they're needed back at the hospital to put me back together.

    2. Re:Yes! by Txiasaeia · · Score: 5, Insightful
      That kind of attitude is pretty lame - "I'm too lazy to remember to turn my cell off; can somebody else do it for me?"

      If people like you actually turned off your freaking phones in theatres and at school, maybe jammers as described in the article wouldn't need to exist...

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    3. Re:Yes! by gotw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I switch my phone on to silent or vibrate, and divert voice calls to my voicemail there's nothing wrong with me sending or recieving SMS text messages, or browsing WAP should I so wish. Why you'd go to a cinema and then use your phone instead of watching the film I really don't know, and maybe I'm lucky but I've never been bothered by anyone doing so. Mobile phone jamming dosn't stop other sorts of antisocial activity. Kids will still make a lot of noise and throw popcorn at each other, and if a group of drunken idiots decide to make a nuisence of themselves then mobile phone jamming won't help that. There are ushers and managers (and god forbid, maybe your good self) to deal with that sort of thing should they need to. If I can use my phone in the cinema (or anywhere else) without bothering people why can't I? Besides, should there be an emergency I may need that phone.
      If people on phones are annoying you, maybe you should tell them.

    4. Re:Yes! by praedor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then perhaps they shouldn't be in the theater. What kind of monster is it that is expecting some important call about some life threatening situation...and still goes to the theater and insists on ruining the experience for everyone else?


      Amazing...how we all got by in life VERY WELL without cell phones. People, they are NOT essentially, they are nothing more than a dispensible luxury item. As such, theaters, restaurants, play houses, and classrooms are not acceptable places to be using them. End of story.

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    5. Re:Yes! by donweel · · Score: 1

      This would be good. Better restaurants could present as a safe haven for a quiet meal. Put a notice on the door and important calls missed at your own risk. Or for a price you could check your phone, and someone will take a message and pass it to you discreetly. I wonder if you could use it to stop those boneheads I see weaving in and out of traffic with a coffee in one hand and cell phone against thier skull.

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    6. Re:Yes! by Brandon30X · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The solution for this is something I remeber reading about some time ago. The solution was to have bluetooth transmitters near the entrance that would command your phone to go into a silent mode, and then return to normal when leaving. Personally I would love to see this develope, but I am sure people will resist. Nobody wants their phone to be controlled by someone else.

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    7. Re:Yes! by donweel · · Score: 1

      Don't they have pagers?

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    8. Re:Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lazy is the new responible.

    9. Re:Yes! by niko9 · · Score: 1

      And tell me, oh bright 100w bulb, what is to happen to the physicians, paramedics, OEM personell (office of emergency management) and other people who rely on their cell phones to save your buttocks in a time of crisis?

      Alot of these folks phone also double as pagers, where they get text messages during times of emergencies. Also, whose to say that these devices won't jam pagers? What about my EMS radio? Will it get jammed when I'm working up a cardiac arrest and I can't call for a backup? What if my psych patient decides to take a stab at me with his machete? Can you gaurantee my LIFE that these jammers won't interfere with my emergency communcations?

      What happens when OEM sets up a command post at an incident and there happens to be several jammers located near by?

      Cell phone jamming by the ordinary citizen should be a crime. And the above said are my reasons.

    10. Re:Yes! by giminy · · Score: 1

      This is what projects like SwitchMe are for. You have to pay a little extra so your phone automatically turns off, but the invasion of your freedom of preference is left intact.

      Me, I'll just remember to switch my phone to vibrate whenever I go out.

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    11. Re:Yes! by RealProgrammer · · Score: 1
      Cell phone jamming should be legalized, and it should become more widespread.

      No. It should become mandatory, especially in:

      • theatres
      • schools
      • sporting events
      • restaurants with no backlit menu (if you're that important, use your precious cell phone to order a pizza)
      • church!
      • public transportation, where no one talks except to people who aren't there

      There's nothing quite so torturous as being at a basketball game and listening to some drunk district sales manager slur his competitors, when he's not saying "What? Speak up, I can't hear you over the crowd noise."

      We can hear you just fine, bub. By the way, you've got mustard on your tie.

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    12. Re:Yes! by DumbSwede · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Lots of things were once luxury items, like land-line phones for instance. But society changes, and what is considered a luxury starts to become a necessity. Also for those of us with cell phones, we begin to rely on them once we have them. We don't wait at home if we are expecting an important phone call, but don't know exactly when it will be coming. I guess people that have loved ones that are sick, and await news should never venture from home or hospital. Granted cell phones allow us to make bad choices at times, or be inconsiderate, but I think the good they allow far out ways the bad.

      A I stated in another reply, I think the FCC should allocate a courtesy zone signal, but not jamming.

    13. Re:Yes! by antiMStroll · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What kind of monster is it that is expecting some important call about some life threatening situation...and still goes to the theater....

      Doctors? What if the life-threatening situation occurs at the theater, like a heart attack? Jam away but it's only a matter of time before someone gets rightfully sued for blocking communication. I'm surprised the cell carriers aren't doing it already.

    14. Re:Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell is a responible?

    15. Re:Yes! by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      No not end of story. Who says restaurants aren't appropriate places for cell phones? If most of a eatery's clients use cells do you think its wise to tell them to take their business elsewhere?

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    16. Re:Yes! by Wanderer1 · · Score: 1

      What did you types do before the invention of the mobile phone?

      It's a convenience, nothing more.

      The doctor-on-call thing is a wash, if you depend on a mobile phone, subject to dead zones simply due to coverage issues and you don't have a backup plan - you're not doing your on-call job. Voicemail will take care of missed calls. Don't sweat it.

      Bill

    17. Re:Yes! by praedor · · Score: 1

      As I think about it, and in order to get past you inconsiderati moronics that think you be important and just HAVE to yak on your cell phones in everyone else's face... In order to still allow IMPORTANT calls to get by, I suggest a design change, both to the phones and to the jammer.


      In theaters, restaurants (say, sit-down dining establishments, no McDs and the like), libraries, etc, a "jammer" be placed. This jammer doesn't really "jam" the phone, but changes the phone into a vibrating pager and prevents it from being switched back into a cell phone within the range of the "jammer". Thus, a "doctor" in a theater still gets to receive (silently) "important" phonecalls but still be unable to disturb, like the typical rude, cell phone-using bastards you all are, eveyone around you.


      There, no more complaints. This is a true solution because there is NO phone call that just HAS to be taken IN THE THEATER or in the nice restaurant right then and there. You can get up, walk to a semi-private location where you can spout inane dribble to your heart's content.

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    18. Re:Yes! by Hypocritical+Guy · · Score: 0

      Cell phone jamming should be legalized, and it should become more widespread.
      I'd specifically like to see cell-phones jammed in movie theaters


      You're a moron, and I'd like to bend you over and fuck you in the ass.

      I occasionally have my cell phone on in movie theatres. I turn off the ringer and all sounds, and leave it on vibrate mode. Then I shove it up my ass. When I receive a call, my prostate gets a nice vibration which usually makes me orgasm. I then simply go to the bathroom and shit out the phone and take the call. I'm not disturbing anyone.

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    19. Re:Yes! by shepd · · Score: 1

      >What if the life-threatening situation occurs at the theater, like a heart attack?

      You know, even those drive in theaters out in the country have land-lines.

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    20. Re:Yes! by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      Many cell phones/pagers can be set to vibrate when a call comes in. Using this option they can be notified in the movie. They SHOULD LEAVE and return the call not talk in the movie. Of course this option requires common sense/courtesy/foresight by the phone user to place the phone in vibrate mode when they enter the movie theater.

    21. Re:Yes! by Hypocritical+Guy · · Score: 0

      Then perhaps they shouldn't be in the theater. What kind of monster is it that is expecting some important call about some life threatening situation...and still goes to the theater and insists on ruining the experience for everyone else? Amazing...how we all got by in life VERY WELL without cell phones.

      I guess you've never been on call have you? When you're on call, you have to carry a cell phone and beeper for the entire weekend (or whenever you're on call). At any point you can be called in. So you don't want to be drunk or leave town. But that doesn't mean you can't go out and do things you normally do on a weekend.

      Do you want pagers to be blocked in addition to the cell phones? I've got a friend who works in an emergency room. I've been to movies with him while he was on call (he's on call most of the time). He does carry his phone and pager and leaves them on during the movie (putting it on vibrate mode with the ringer off, though). He has had to leave the theatre in the middle of a movie before, and often has to at least take calls (he doesn't take the call in the movie, he walks outside, he's not disturbing anyone).

      You are the monster you sick twisted fuck. You want these people whose job is saving lives to be unable to have normal lives.

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    22. Re:Yes! by Hypocritical+Guy · · Score: 0

      Nice backpedelling, asshat.

      You should stick that vibrator right up your ass.

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    23. Re:Yes! by Hypocritical+Guy · · Score: 0

      Kids will still make a lot of noise and throw popcorn at each other

      Goddamn I hate kids. I wish it was legal to beat them. Those fuckers are the biggest disturbances in theatres, far more than cellphones. You tell them to shut the fuck up, and they act like they didn't even hear you. I would smash their faces in with my elbow if I could.

      I say, create a child-jammer, which creates a signal that is only heard by children, so when they hear the signal that are unable to move or talk and just go limp in their seats.

      And also, legalize child-abuse. Although I don't consider it "abuse" more like "discipline"

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    24. Re:Yes! by praedor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not a backpedal, just an adjustment based on what I decided was a valid concern: a DOCTOR or similar needed to be able to receive messages. This can be done without screwing others around him/her. This can be done by even allowing candyassed rude polesmokers that constantly and pointlessly use their cell phones anywhere and everywhere without regards to how rude and obnoxious it is.


      Even such idiots can still receive their precious inane phone calls...they just can't take them in certain areas. They can look at their beeper (there precious cell phone) and decide if it is important enough to warrant leaving the theater or their table and actually return the call. No problem. Doctors and other people with valid reason to NEED to receive calls still do while others who are just fools, idiots, and dorks, get to receive their messages too - they just can't be complete fools, idiots, and dorks by taking the call and blathering on and on right there and then. Better for eveyone.

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    25. Re:Yes! by praedor · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't your sex toy person, whomever, who is on call. The problem are the vast bulk of others who take/make calls anywhere and everywhere irrespective of how rude it is. I have known medical doctors and I myself have been on call. Not a single medical doctor (nor myself) takes or makes calls in theaters or at the dinner table in nice dinning establishments. As a matter of fact, at several universities I have been at and attended a play, they TAKE all cell phones and pagers at the door unless the person is a medical person. Such people are required (usually they don't need to be told) to place their pager or phone on vibrate. They also don't need to be told to leave the room and make their calls elsewhere. This is not the case with the general public.


      The general rude populace leaves their phone on ring, takes their calls in the middle of movies or plays (when allowed to keep their toy). Such people need to be either A) killed; or B) stopped. They have no excuse for rudeness under any circumstance.

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      In Bushworld, they struggle to keep church and state separate in Iraq as they increasingly merge the two in America.
    26. Re:Yes! by jpmkm · · Score: 1

      Then use a god damn phone in the theater. A regular phone. There is no reason to have a cell phone in a movie theater at all. If you are in the situation where you need to be able to receive a phone call or are expecting a phone call, then you shouldn't be going to the movies in the first place. I don't fucking care what technology can do for you. It is fucking inconsiderate. You motherfucking jackoffs.

    27. Re:Yes! by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Such people need to be either A) killed; or B) stopped.

      No. A) Painfully maimed. Killing them leaves a messy body lying there and shortens their suffering.

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    28. Re:Yes! by steelheals · · Score: 1

      That's why doctors are the only people still using pagers.

    29. Re:Yes! by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      If they're 'On Call' they're being paid to be 'On Call'. They can and should have a slightly limited scope of possible activities avaialble to them while they're 'on call.'

      If there are critical emergency needs for communications, they shouldn't be on the same bands as 'general chatter' communications in the first place.

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    30. Re:Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you ever need to dial 911 while you're in one of these 'jamming' zones. Bet you won't want the building to handle it for you then.

    31. Re:Yes! by Hypocritical+Guy · · Score: 0

      On a related note, I think anyone who uses their cellphone in the car should have their car automatically drive off a cliff.

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    32. Re:Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you ever need to dial 911 when in range of a jammer. You fucking ingrate.

    33. Re:Yes! by rascal1182 · · Score: 1

      If a doctor on call was to go to a theater that blocked his/her cell phone or pager from working, I'd wager he/she would quickly be out of a job and a medical license.

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    34. Re:Yes! by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      Cell phone jamming should be legalized, and it should become more widespread.

      I'd specifically like to see cell-phones jammed in movie theaters,


      Personally, I'd rather that people use a simpler technology-- tell them to shut up. If that fails, throw ice cubes at the idiots.

      Phone jammers only jam the phones, but they do nothing to the idiots who gab to each other throughout the movie. Whispering seems to be a lost skill...

      When I was a sysadmin, I had to be on call for many evenings. If I want to see a movie, I kept my phone on vibrate mode, let people leave me a voicemail, and always left the theater to have a conversation. This allowed me to keep my job, and have a life.

      Doctors also need this ability. Many doctors are on call 24/7 for weeks at a time.

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    35. Re:Yes! by Detritus · · Score: 1

      My pager uses the same frequency band as cell phones (800 MHz). How are you going to jam cell phones without also jamming my pager?

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    36. Re:Yes! by Detritus · · Score: 1
      If they're 'On Call' they're being paid to be 'On Call'.

      In many cases, people don't get a nickel for being 'On Call'. If they don't like it, they can quit.

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    37. Re:Yes! by cemaco · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a typical slashdot geek. Since I don't have a life, anyone who wants to have one must be a monster.

    38. Re:Yes! by justins · · Score: 1

      The great thing about PhDs is that they're typically smart enough to make their phones buzz rather than ring. Apparently it takes a PhD, which is fucking sad.

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    39. Re:Yes! by jpmkm · · Score: 1

      I don't think I would be in a situation where there is a jammer around but no landline telephone. I don't have a celular phone and I don't plan to ever get one, so it doesn't matter anyway.

    40. Re:Yes! by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      I've never understood why people want annoying as hell ring tones. I've never had a pocket communication device (cell phone/pager) that wasn't in vibrate mode 24/7. If it's in my pocket I'll answer, if it's not that's too bad. If I'm on call I make a point to keep them in my pocket.

      It's really not that complex.

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    41. Re:Yes! by CGP314 · · Score: 1

      'd specifically like to see cell-phones jammed in movie theaters, and schools.

      And what are you going to do for the people who live near movie theaters and schools? Jamming is done by electromagnetic waves that propagate in a sphere, but we humans have a tendency to build structures as rectangular solids. There is a boundary problem here, you can either not jam the whole the whole school, or jam the school and the surrounding houses.

    42. Re:Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if the life-threatening situation occurs at the theater, like a heart attack?

      Most theaters have payphones in the lobby.

      Sheesh, I wonder whatever did people do BEFORE there were cellphones??

    43. Re:Yes! by BizDiz · · Score: 1

      I have to say, I'm disturbed.

    44. Re:Yes! by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      And what are you going to do for the people who live near movie theaters and schools? Jamming is done by electromagnetic waves that propagate in a sphere, but we humans have a tendency to build structures as rectangular solids. There is a boundary problem here, you can either not jam the whole the whole school, or jam the school and the surrounding houses.

      Must be some remarkably tall schools you're dealing with here.

      How many schools are set off from adjacent buildings by less than their height? I'd wager that outside of the biggest cities, not many at all.

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    45. Re:Yes! by Rich+Klein · · Score: 1

      If you're expecting a call about a life-threatening situation then stay near a land-line! You wouldn't hang out at the bar with a cell phone when your wife is in labor, would you? And besides, how do you know your cell phone will be able to get a signal in any given place even without jamming?

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    46. Re:Yes! by praedor · · Score: 1

      Yes...but I think that happens anyway. Accident rate of cell phone users (while driving) is roughly equivalent to that of alcohol-addeled drivers. Unfortunately, the likelihood of them simply driving off a cliff is infinitisimal vs the likelihood of them striking another motorist/pedestrian.

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  9. Jamming= Illegal by pvt_medic · · Score: 5, Informative

    The operation of transmitters designed to jam or block wireless communications is a violation of the Communications Act of 1934, as amended ("Act"). See 47 U.S.C. Sections 301, 302a, 333. The Act prohibits any person from willfully or maliciously interfering with the radio communications of any station licensed or authorized under the Act or operated by the U.S. government. 47 U.S.C. Section 333. The manufacture, importation, sale or offer for sale, including advertising, of devices designed to block or jam wireless transmissions is prohibited. 47 U.S.C. Section 302a(b). Parties in violation of these provisions may be subject to the penalties set out in 47 U.S.C. Sections 501-510. Fines for a first offense can range as high as $11,000 for each violation or imprisonment for up to one year, and the device used may also be seized and forfeited to the U.S. government

    From
    http://wireless.fcc.gov/services/cellular/operatio ns/blockingjamming.html

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    1. Re:Jamming= Illegal by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 1

      but the idiots in the theatre don't get fined at all.... hrm.

      and flinging popcorn and throwing soda isn't a deterring punishment.

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    2. Re:Jamming= Illegal by pvt_medic · · Score: 1

      Well that is where the fun comes in. Because the FCC rules are enforced by the US Marshalls, so it be amusing to see them go to the movie theater and bust some heads.

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    3. Re:Jamming= Illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It says that in the post. What the fuck were you mods thinking to give this idiot +5?? We KNOW it's illegal, it says so in the post. We don't need morons like you repeating everything in the post, and we really don't need idiot mods modding the morons up.

    4. Re:Jamming= Illegal by Psychic+Burrito · · Score: 1
      I think GSM cell towers can only manage about 50 concurrent calls before they are "filled up". On this premise, the legal way to jam phones would be to take 50 phones with you and let these phones call each other and presto: silence :-)

      And if you're a geek toy fan, maybe some company will jump in an create a small gadget that does this very same thing?

    5. Re:Jamming= Illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then perhaps they should be marketed as "New Age Peace and Wellness(tm)" devices that use electromagnetic energy to cause feelings of peace and wellness for the wearer and anyone in their immediate vicinity. This way, they aren't intentionally jamming the cell phone frequencies, it's just an unfortunate side effect...

    6. Re:Jamming= Illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be an intentional radiator - it deliberately transmits signals.
      It's still completely illegal, as it should be. In fact, defective power company
      equipment can also interfere with radio signals. The power company is required to fix the defective equipment. If they don't,
      they get nasty letters from the FCC, and potential fines, etc.
      Why aren't people complaining about the restaurant owners' refusal to deal with the problem?
      Restaurants and theaters should have a simple, straightforward policy:
      If you try to talk on your phone here, we kick your ass out right away.

  10. Stupid. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Try jamming local storage.

    CF and Memory Stick expansion is beginning to be commonplace in these camera phones. Jamming delays transmission from "100% Live", but does little else.

    You want to shoot X-Rays strong enough to wipe Flash Mem? Be my guest!

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    1. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh yes, brilliant. Then you wipe out every honest digital camera in the vicinity. What if some photo journalist is stopping off for some coffee before heading back to dump the contents of his/her camera and a jerk like you wipes away their day's work? Or a family's irreplaceable snapshots? An artist's day of chasing their hobby?

      Then there is PDAs. I keep hundreds of pages of my writings on a flash card in my PDA.

    2. Re:Stupid. by dattaway · · Score: 1

      If you wanted to circumvent a jammer (yes you can!) just plug in a small concealable yagi antenna into that jack on your phone. Fits in your shirt pocket. Or act like you are bringing along some snacks, like a can of Pringles...

      Directional antennas discriminate signals with high orders of magnitude.

    3. Re:Stupid. by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      Just do this when you think somone is trying to take your picture..

    4. Re:Stupid. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
      ,i>Oh yes, brilliant. Then you wipe out every honest digital camera in the vicinity. What if some photo journalist is stopping off for some coffee before heading back to dump the contents of his/her camera and a jerk like you wipes away their day's work? Or a family's irreplaceable snapshots? An artist's day of chasing their hobby?

      I didn't mean this as a serious suggestion! The X-Rays would amount to a a slow-death, cancer cannon!

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    5. Re:Stupid. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      The X-Rays would amount to a a slow-death, cancer cannon!

      I would like to purchase one of these cancer cannons, as soon as you have one ready.

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  11. Jammer locator...Fallout. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe this problem would never have gotten started if people had been responsible with their phones to begin with? But no, and here are the consequences.

    1. Re:Jammer locator...Fallout. by rascal1182 · · Score: 1

      Do you really think that cell phone jammers wouldn't be an issue if everyone was responsible with their phones (not that that would be possible; you can't get everyone to be responsible and considerate)?

      If only we could get everyone to be responsible with their firearms...

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    2. Re:Jammer locator...Fallout. by seafortn · · Score: 1

      Or, people could just have the guts to tell other people to get off the phone if it's inappropriate, instead of spinelessly hiding behind their cell-phone lookalike pocket jammer...

    3. Re:Jammer locator...Fallout. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure next time one goes off in the cinema I'll grab the perpetrator by the throat and punch them in the face until they apologise for being such an ignorant fuck! A jammer would avoid all this since, s/he's still ruined the film I paid to watch and my actions were still illegal but if it makes you happy...

    4. Re:Jammer locator...Fallout. by jlaxson · · Score: 1

      And a jammer's not illegal?

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  12. Correction: Jamming == Illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good read, but your programming skills need improvement

    1. Re:Correction: Jamming == Illegal by Hayzeus · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. You're making assumptions about which language he's using.

    2. Re:Correction: Jamming == Illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, no. Variable Jamming equals state Illegal. He wasn't testing its validity, he was setting it.

  13. good by Apreche · · Score: 2, Insightful

    preventing diddling on phones during lectures, and cheating during exams I think are perfectly fine uses of cell-phone jammers and should be illegal. I also think all variety of theatres should employ this technology so the asshole who doesn't turn his phone off wont distract/annoy the entire audience when his annoying ring tone blares out 10 times. And rather than turn his phone off he pretends it wasn't him.

    Of course, this can also be used for evil. Big evil. If I had a portable jammer I could bring it to a bank and prevent everyone from calling 911 as I robbed it. I think that's why these things are illegal.

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    1. Re:good by Txiasaeia · · Score: 4, Insightful
      (Lest we forget that banks still have landlines, and hundreds of portable jammers couldn't stop them...)

      Sometimes, though, cell phones are absolutely necessary - my wife is pregnant, right? What happens if I'm at a movie or at school when she goes into labour? Not only would she be royally pissed off once I actually got out of the movie/class (some classes are 3 hours long), but what happens if something went wrong?

      Regulation isn't going to help. Jammers like these aren't going to help. What would help is people all punching out a guy with a live cell phone in a theatre if it wasn't a critical call. Let social engineering do the work.

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    2. Re:good by ericspinder · · Score: 1
      If I had a portable jammer I could bring it to a bank and prevent everyone from calling 911 as I robbed it.
      Very good point, also many auto-theft devices depend on cellular service, so if you are a professional car thief this would be as needed as a slim jim. Also many homes use cellular service for a back-up (maybe even primary) alarm notification. Rapists could find it useful in isolating thier prey, one of the reasons that the guy in North Dakota was picked up was because he was seen in the same area, and about the same time as that woman was on her cell phone.
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    3. Re:good by hethatishere · · Score: 1

      I think your example doesn't work. I would hope in a bank they would have a single land-line phone. Also, if you were robbing a bank most people wouldn't bother pulling out their cell phone and punching in numbers because that would put them at risk. Besides, there are still plenty of issues with 911 and Cell Phones, so much so that most Emergency Response folks recommend finding if possible a land-line to report an emergency from. Cell Phone blocking have more legitimate uses than non-legitimate ones. If they weren't so damn expensive I'd buy one and leave it on all the time as I walked about Boston. I'd feel no guilt robbing rude, loud, obnoxious self-important people of their stimulation for a short while.

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    4. Re:good by JoeBaldwin · · Score: 3, Interesting
      cheating during exams I think are perfectly fine uses of cell-phone jammers and should be illegal


      In the UK, all the major exam boards will drop you from every subject you do with that board if you so much as walk into an exam room with a mobile phone. THis is one of the few decent things AQA and Edexcel have ever done, ever (Jesus christ, they make Standard Oil look like Greenpeace).
    5. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Regulation isn't going to help. Jammers like these aren't going to help. What would help is people all punching out a guy with a live cell phone in a theatre if it wasn't a critical call. Let social engineering do the work.

      All that's going to do is to make everyone answering their phone claim that their wife is pregnant and just went into labor. Kind like how everyone speeding on the highway is doing it because it's a life-and-death situation when the cop stops'em, not because they want to get to the sale at the mall 5 minutes before everyone else.

    6. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If something is going to go wrong, it will go wrong with or without you. I know the sentimental thing to do is to be there, but please try not to kill anyone else with your car in your rush to the hospital.

    7. Re:good by St.+Vitus · · Score: 1

      Sometimes, though, cell phones are absolutely necessary - my wife is pregnant, right? What happens if I'm at a movie or at school when she goes into labour?

      Wow, it's a miracle anyone was ever born before cell phones were invented!

    8. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "My wife is pregnant, right?"

      Yeah, sorry about that. I'll try not to let it happen again.

    9. Re:good by kayen_telva · · Score: 1

      what would happen before cell phones ? what would happen if your battery was dead ? just playing devils advocate. seems there are the "i have to have this phone, its critical" types, and the "your need to have a phone doesnt override my need for an uninterupted movie/meal/etc". i think most people fall in the middle and try to turn their phones off. the "idiot" in the theater probably just forgot. do you lynch everybody on a first offense ? is it really that big a deal ? people make mistakes. very few people are so rude they leave the ringer on intentionally in a theater. maybe we just need signs at the theater (not building) entrance.

    10. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, cellphone addicts are worse than smokers, what would you be doing in a movie if your wife was pregnant? Your school has landlines and judging by the excuses are you inventing to justify your addiction you appear to be in denial.

      If anybody needs "punching out" it's you.

    11. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, this can also be used for evil. Big evil. If I had a portable jammer I could bring it to a bank and prevent everyone from calling 911 as I robbed it. I think that's why these things are illegal.

      Yes, and to prove your point the 'illegal' part of the law dates from 1934.

      I was in a bank during a robery once! Both robbers had jammers! One was a big .44 revolver, 2 others looked more like 9 mills!

      Also the big voice "NOBODY MOVES AN INCH", and the waving around constantly checking everyone made sure no one reached for their pockets or anything.

      Beleive me it was working fine! They where in and out in less than 2 minutes, and the bank manager was on the land line way beffore anyone got their cell in hand after that! Force of habbits, the same robbers where around the week before, and before that too ...

    12. Re:good by swillden · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wow, it's a miracle anyone was ever born before cell phones were invented!

      It's obvious that the father's availability or knowledge of the birth has no effect on whether or not it happens, but it does have a huge impact on the experience for both mother and father. In centuries past, the father typically just didn't know until he came home from work. In decades past, he only knew if he was in a location where he could be reached by phone. Today, he can be notified virtually anywhere.

      That's a *good* thing, a serious, technology-provided, quality of life improvement.

      When my wife started labor with my youngest child, she was at home in Utah and I was leading some meetings for a client in southern California. Thanks to modern technology, I didn't miss it.

      She called my cell on her way to the hospital. When my phone vibrated, caller ID told me who it was, so I interrupted my presentation to take the call, then announced that my wife was in labor, I was leaving and we would have to reschedule. In the rental car, the NeverLost system guided me to the airport so I didn't have to juggle maps, freeing me to call the airline to change my plane reservation. At the airport there were long lines at the counter, but I used the kiosk to print my boarding pass and head to the plane (which, fortuitously, was leaving 20 minutes later, direct to SLC). I got to the hospital 2 hours and 30 minutes after she called and two hours before my son was born.

      Without the cellphone, I would probably not have known she was in labor until we broke for lunch, three hours after I got the call.

      I got to hold my wife's hand during the labor and delivery, got to cut the umbilical cord and be the first to hold my newborn son, got to take pictures of him when he was less than 60 seconds old and got to spend time with him and my wife together, shortly after the birth, and before the hordes of relatives (and my other kids) descended upon us.

      That sort of thing is well worth the occasional interrupted class/meeting/movie/whatever. People who don't turn off their phones, or use quiet mode, are annoying, but their lack of manners is no reason to penalize everyone else.

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    13. Re:good by swaic · · Score: 1


      Sometimes, though, cell phones are absolutely necessary - my wife is pregnant, right?

      Why is it absolutely necessary? It's not like you're delivering the baby -- unless you're a/the doctor.

      And "what if something went wrong?"... Yeah, we definitely need you there to whip out your leatherman and do a number on the umbilical cord if it tangles around the baby's neck.

      My point? For a wife in labor, it's nice to have. Absolutely important, hardly!

    14. Re:good by slyborg · · Score: 1

      Your argument, like most of them made in support of cellphone usage, I find inherently selfish.

      To condense it, in order to actualize the individual's existence, any amount of impact on society as a whole is justifiable. It's deployed regularly by those defending SUVs. It's America in the 21st Century, and I can't help but think it adds more grit to the steady erosion of community feeling in this country and others to which we have exported our mores.

      I don't think society can function indefinitely with an ever-growing sense of individual entitlement and "every man for himself" attitude.

    15. Re:good by /dev/trash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And how pray tell did wives get ahold of husbands before the cellphone was invented?

    16. Re:good by Rumagent · · Score: 1

      "Sometimes, though, cell phones are absolutely necessary - my wife is pregnant, right? What happens if I'm at a movie [...]"

      That's OK. You just refund the money for the ticket + the time wasted and we are fine... After all, that is a small price to pay to attend the birth of your child.

      Or you could choose not to go see the movie in the first place

    17. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wrote:

      "That sort of thing is well worth the occasional interrupted class/meeting/movie/whatever"

      OF COURSE you think it's well worth it in these situations...the benefit is yours, and the cost is someone else's.

    18. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that's a ridiculous example. Think back 25 years. Wives were still pregnant, babies were born, and husbands played golf or went to the bar or went to movies.

      The lack of cellphones did not have any effect on such activities. They are no more a necessity now than they ever were--they are merely a popular nuisance.

      JD

    19. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a good thing you didn't knock your wife up before there were cell phones!

    20. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note that I was not the original poster, but I certainly wouldn't have objected if he decided to leave a meeting so he could witness the birth of his son, and I don't think he would've minded if it had been somebody else who had to cancel the meeting. These things happen, be understanding and do unto others as you would like them to do unto you.

    21. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Sometimes, though, cell phones are absolutely necessary - my wife is pregnant, right?

      Pregnant??? Wife??

      Excuse me, we all know all you slashdotters are queer male homersexual-type twinks. You are severely in the closet of denial.

      Better luck next time

    22. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely necessary? How ever did people get by 10 years ago without them?

    23. Re:good by minion · · Score: 1

      Sometimes, though, cell phones are absolutely necessary - my wife is pregnant, right? What happens if I'm at a movie or at school when she goes into labour? Not only would she be royally pissed off once I actually got out of the movie/class (some classes are 3 hours long), but what happens if something went wrong?

      That could be a interesting law suit:

      Premature birth results in brain damage due to complications in getting to the hospital soon enough.

      Not only would taking everything that the jammer owned be morally right, so would beating him everyday for the rest of his life. That "bothersome" phone ring just ruined the life of a new child, and the lives of both parents now required to care for the child for his entire life.

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    24. Re:good by swillden · · Score: 1
      Your argument, like most of them made in support of cellphone usage, I find inherently selfish.

      I find your argument deeply, sadly selfish.

      Can you really not muster enough concern for your fellow man to cut him a break for something that only happens (for most people) once, or maybe twice in a lifetime?

      I can't help but think it adds more grit to the steady erosion of community feeling in this country and others to which we have exported our mores.

      Wow. Irony at its finest.

      So your "right" not to be interrupted or annoyed at a theater, restaurant, meeting, etc., is more important than a significant event in someone else's life? And all those other people should go out of their way to avoid disturbing you, or even, for that matter, making you aware of their presence in order to build "community feeling"?

      Sorry, but you're wrong. Community feeling *starts* with tolerance of and even emotional participation in the events of others, and a willingness to suffer some inconvenience in your life to help them get the most out of theirs. With luck, perhaps they'll return the favor when you're the one in need of forbearance.

      None of this excuses the people who are so wrapped up in themselves that trivial events (like the pleasure of an uninterrupted movie?) take precedence over others. But it's just a fact of life that some people are jerks. Doesn't mean the rest of us have to be.

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    25. Re:good by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Of course, rapists and burglars can use a simple wire cutter to cut the landline before committing their crimes.

      Therefore, I propose a ban on wire cutters.

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    26. Re:good by justins · · Score: 1
      What happens if I'm at a movie or at school when she goes into labour? Not only would she be royally pissed off once I actually got out of the movie/class (some classes are 3 hours long), but what happens if something went wrong?

      Wow! It makes you wonder how society managed to cope with pregnancies for thousands of years WITHOUT cell phones. Good point!
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    27. Re:good by slyborg · · Score: 1

      Here is my problem with your original posting.

      "That sort of thing is well worth the occasional interrupted class/meeting/movie/whatever".

      Maybe I should have taken this as a bit of hyperbole in the character of the rest of your "Verizon moment", but I'm sorry, I can't agree that I'm wrong to say that the expectation of being able to enjoy a movie/class/play, etc. (particularly if I'm paying for it) along with other people of like mind without extraneous interruption outweighs the needs of some individual to produce an interruption to receive some personal communication unrelated to the shared event.

      Your particular example nobody will have any issue with, because as you yourself point out, one's wife doesn't give birth every other week. If the only incidences of interruption caused by cellphone communication were due to important messages about births, deaths, fires, or national emergencies, this would not be a problem for anybody. The fact of the matter, as anybody who as been exposed to this in a movie can attest and why this topic strikes a chord, is that the conversation is invariably something like:

      "Oh, hi. Hey, I'm at the movieplex right now, can I call you back in an hour? Seeya!"

      If you personally were sitting right next to me in a movie theater when you got that call about your wife, I'd be happy to shake your hand. But I have no interest in "emotionally involving" myself in the life of some teenager informing a buddy he's going to be at the Taco Bell in a half-hour.

      "So your "right" not to be interrupted or annoyed at a theater, restaurant, meeting, etc., is more important than a significant event in someone else's life?"

      My individual right, no. Me and the 50 others in a movie theatre, *absolutely*.

      Even your idea of 'shared sacrifice' in the case of really important messages won't fly because what of those members of society that have $6 for a movie but not $40/month for a cellphone contract? I don't accept the idea that because they lack the money to have the opportunity to, in turn, interrupt some event you are involved with in the future means that their presence is thus somehow less important than your presence in a public space. I'm not saying that you, personally, have such a belief, but the idea that its ok because everybody will eventually get such an important call themselves forgets about the people that are part of our society that will always be too poor to afford a cellphone, and that strikes me as a selfish way of thinking.

      I actually don't agree with the jamming idea, for precisely the situation you had, a truly important call. My suggestion as I put it in another thread is that the solution is for we, the members of the society, to communicate what should or should not be appropriate by telling individuals when we find usage inappropriate.

    28. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sometimes, though, cell phones are absolutely necessary - my wife is pregnant, right? What happens if I'm at a movie or at school when she goes into labour?"

      If you need to be gotten a hold of, then you wouldn't go into the movie theatre that JAMMED CELL PHONES now would you?

    29. Re:good by swillden · · Score: 1

      My individual right, no. Me and the 50 others in a movie theatre, *absolutely*.

      Sorry, I disagree. What happened to "community"?

      I actually don't agree with the jamming idea, for precisely the situation you had, a truly important call. My suggestion as I put it in another thread is that the solution is for we, the members of the society, to communicate what should or should not be appropriate by telling individuals when we find usage inappropriate.

      Which is precisely my point as well. This is a social matter that should be handled via social mechanisms. Cellphones are too valuable in certain situations to simply shut them all down. Jerks who misuse them need to be corrected, is all.

      Here's another example, though, see what you make of this one: I never turn my cellphone off during movies. I put it on silent mode (no vibration), and set the screen's backlight to be very dim so the light doesn't disturb anyone if I get a call, but I leave it on. Why? Because I have kids at home with a babysitter, and I want to know if something goes seriously wrong. What's more, if I get a call and I see the caller ID indicates it's from home, I'll answer the phone, right then, right there. I've made clear to my kids and my babysitters that they are not to call except in a real emergency, and none of them ever have, but if they do, I *will* answer.

      I think that makes me a conscientious parent. What do you think?

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    30. Re:good by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      Can you really not muster enough concern for your fellow man to cut him a break for something that only happens (for most people) once, or maybe twice in a lifetime?

      Sounds like one of two things is happening here:

      (A) your argument is a red herring, or

      (B) the solution is to issue special devices "once, or maybe twice in a lifetime" to spouses of expectant mothers in the days leading up to childbirth. These devices will operate on a special frequency allocated for this purpose and will notify the father even in the case of a local cellphone jammer. They must then be returned to the hospital in order to take the baby home.

      But to say that we all have to put up with loudmouth schmucks and their beeping cell phones all day long everywhere we go, just because "once, or maybe twice in a lifetime" you're going to have a child, is preposterous. This line of reasoning could be used to justify any ridiculous thing.

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    31. Re:good by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1
      From the above responses, I gather that the posters are either 1) not parents, or 2) have twenty children and are jaded by childbirth.

      I want to be there when my first child is born. I want to experience the magic and wonder of birth (I know, I know, women, you may kick me if you must). I want to hold my baby boy as soon as possible. And yes, I want to know if my wife miscarries, because if she does I don't want her to be alone for two or three hours (if I'm in a class or whatever).

      If the kid decides to come early (as in, a month early - it's possible) and I'm in a class, well, I'd consider that to be an emergency. Or if I'm at a movie with some friends (again, it's a month early), I'd like to know instead of having my wife in the hospital by herself.

      Let me mention that we don't have any family in the city we're living in. So all the responses which basically say "women have been having babies for thousands of years without cell phones" is completely beside the point - they haven't (as a general rule) been having babies without even a single relative.

      But hey, thanks for the sensitivity. You all have been completely wonderful and understanding. You've convinced me, through trite sarcasm, that there's no such thing as a true emergency, and that cell phones in such an instance should be greeted with the immediate cessation of life for the user. Thanks for showing me the light!

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    32. Re:good by swillden · · Score: 1

      It's just an example. There are other very important events.

      The solution to the loudmouth schmucks is to teach them some manners, not to disable the technology. Yeah, it'll never be a perfect solution, but it's much better than arbitrarily cutting the communications of everyone in particular locations.

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  14. Tempting. by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While I'm tempted to use this to silence those inconsiderate bastards in the movie theaters, there is a LOT of risk involved. How would you feel if, because of your jamming, someone didn't get an important emergency phone call and got fired / dumped / beaten senseless / etc.? If something were to happen because they didn't get a call, and it was found out that you were jamming the phone, could you be held liable for any proven damages?

    Regardless of how rude it is for people to be talking on cell phones anywhere and everywhere, you have no right to decide for yourself, "They shouldn't be talking, so I'll stop them."

    1. Re:Tempting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone didn't get an important emergency phone call and got fired / dumped / beaten senseless / etc.?

      So let me guess, you work in the mobs IT department right

    2. Re:Tempting. by The_Unforgiven · · Score: 1

      " How would you feel if, because of your jamming, someone didn't get an important emergency phone call and got fired / dumped / beaten senseless / etc.? If something were to happen because they didn't get a call, and it was found out that you were jamming the phone, could you be held liable for any proven damages?"

      Yeah, how did we ever live without them? I've never had a cellphone, and I can't honestly say I've ever needed one. If I need to use a phone, I use a payphone. They're hard to find anymore, but not impossible at all. Really, honestly think - how many times a day do you use your cellphone for matters of personal safety? Not "my car broke down", I mean actual matters of safety?

      Or do you use it to talk to friends, maybe occasionally to save time? I'm not saying you shouldn't, just that it's a luxury, first and foremost.

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    3. Re:Tempting. by calidoscope · · Score: 1
      I was doing the jamming in that situation, I would probably be looking at one hell of a lawsuit - especially if someone's life was lost due to not getting the call.

      If the CTIA really cares about the customers they would take a much more active role in going after the manufacturers/distributors of jamming devices - much as the *cough* *cough* xxAA's are going after the purveyors of (ahem) copyright infringement technology.

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    4. Re:Tempting. by Kierthos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Fine then... let's insure that all cell phones, from now on, will automatically go into "vibrate" mode instead of ring tone when in certain areas, like movie theaters, classrooms, etc.

      Call it "courtesy technology" instead of a jamming field.

      Kierthos

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    5. Re:Tempting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just let them use the backup system - it's called "land line" and most business have at least one for emergency use.

      Cell phones are not a right.

    6. Re:Tempting. by BlowChunx · · Score: 1

      Before the era of cell phones, people went to the movies and were out of touch with the rest of the "real world". This worked for years.

      Now that we have cell phones, that "what if...?" scenario doesn't work. There are places that should be "out of contact". If you agree to see the movie, you take your chances. Seems simple enough. Don't want to take the chance? Build yourself a home theater and wait til it comes out on DVD.

    7. Re:Tempting. by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1

      What I would buy to shut up those fools in a movie, concert, or school is a pulse jammer, which jams it for no more then 3 seconds. They will get disconected, and hopefully after two or three times they will give up, and be just as angry as I am.

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    8. Re:Tempting. by bogie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's their problem not yours if you or the establishment is using the device responsibly. For exampe in the movie theather their should be a big sign outside saying cellphones are not allowed. You want to go to the movies? Leave your cellphone at home. Expecting an emergency call that could get you fired/dumped/etc? DON'T GO TO THE MOVIES.

      "Regardless of how rude it is for people to be talking on cell phones anywhere and everywhere, you have no right to decide for yourself, "They shouldn't be talking, so I'll stop them.""

      I agree in most places you just have to live with it. At the same time in places like Movies, Hospitals, Library's, Elevators I consider it your right to terminate their call. The cell phone users aren't considering your rights, why consider theirs?

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    9. Re:Tempting. by The_Unforgiven · · Score: 1

      All anti-cellphone joking aside, that'd be great.

      It's a perfect soultion: they still get calls, we don't hear some damn Britney Spears song 8 times when somone calls them (remember when phones rang?). All we need now is for a feild that will force them to leave the room to talk on the phone...

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    10. Re:Tempting. by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
      Your right to WHAT, exactly? Annoying tho cell phones are, I'm pretty sure there's a right to speech, whereas I don't recall an innumerated Right to a Quiet Elevator Ride.

      While the 9th Amendment says that there are other non-innumerated rights, the ones that ARE numerated clearly take priority.

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    11. Re:Tempting. by saforrest · · Score: 1

      Expecting an emergency call that could get you fired/dumped/etc? DON'T GO TO THE MOVIES.

      And if you're in some profession that requires you to be on call all the time, e.g. emergency room physicians?

      Before cellphones and pagers, these people would have simply not been able to go to the movies, or anywhere away from a phone where they could be reached. But now that the technology exists, and can be used responsibly (by using text-messages, pagers with vibrate, or other non-intrusive forms of communication) it seems excessive to deny these people the right to go to the movies.

    12. Re:Tempting. by base3 · · Score: 1
      Expecting an emergency call that could get you fired/dumped/etc? DON'T GO TO THE MOVIES.

      Yes, because anyone who can't reasonably expect an unanticipated emergency doesn't deserve to live. There is nothing freaking wrong with having a cellphone in your pocket on vibrate, so long as you leave the venue to take the call.

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    13. Re:Tempting. by giel · · Score: 1
      Regardless of how rude it is for people to be talking on cell phones anywhere and everywhere, you have no right to decide for yourself, "They shouldn't be talking, so I'll stop them."

      I think I should have that right. And there is a lot more I'd like to jam. Still waiting for EMP weapons reduced to portable proportions however.

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    14. Re:Tempting. by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if an ER doctor missed a call to come back to the hospital and apply his skills, I know I would feel really bad about it. And the doctor might even get sued, given our current legal climate.

    15. Re:Tempting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That still doesn't stop the bastards from shouting in a coffee shop because they haven't learned the art of holding the receiver close enough to their mouth to speak a lower than normal volumes.

    16. Re:Tempting. by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1

      Cellphones are slowly becoming cheap enough to not call them "luxury devices". Also, I can think of at least nine times when a Cell Phone came in handy when I became seperated from my group at large venues (concerts, ballgames, hospital, mall), and when I have used it to get directions by calling someone at home.

    17. Re:Tempting. by base3 · · Score: 1

      The good thing about that it that it would be much harder to DF.

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    18. Re:Tempting. by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      One of the characteristics of emergencies is being unexpected. Otherwise a response is planned in advance and it isn't an emergency. I'm on call 24/7, I can't set my phone to vibrate and see a movie because theatres don't have the cajones to boot people being distruptive?

    19. Re:Tempting. by carpe_noctem · · Score: 4, Funny

      I agree in most places you just have to live with it. At the same time in places like Movies, Hospitals, Library's, Elevators I consider it your right to terminate their call.

      That's no fun. It's a lot more entertaining to see if you can get them to end it for you:

      Them: "yeah.... yeah... sounds good, well, I'll take care of that right away blah blah blah"
      You (loudly, to friend): "Oh, man, so last night, my girlfriend suck her finger up my ASS right she started to suck me off, and I fucking CAME with a VENEGENCE."
      Friend: "Oh yeah? No shit?!"
      Them: "...."
      You: "Yeah, and you won't BELIEVE what happened after THAT!"
      Them: "erm, Bob, I'm gonna have to call you back.... I'll catch you in the office tomorrow... ok yeah, goodbye"

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    20. Re:Tempting. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      I've said many times, build a protocol wherein phones are capable of noticing that they've entered a 'zone.'

      In a theater, for example, the 'zone' would be 'vibrate only, speaker/microphone mute.' This would make their phone vibrate, obviously, and would allow them to accept the call, but not talk/listen until they got to the lobby, say.

      Or, if he's on call, give him a damn vibrating pager. There's a payphone somewhere around there. Find it.

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    21. Re:Tempting. by La+Fortezza · · Score: 1

      How about if you go somewhere with lots of people around, SET YOUR FUCKING PHONE/PAGER TO VIBRATE.

    22. Re:Tempting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Regardless of how rude it is for people to be talking on cell phones anywhere and everywhere, you have no right to decide for yourself, "They shouldn't be talking, so I'll stop them.""

      I have a right to protect myself from people who pose a hazard to my safety. On the freeways I drive cell phone use is probably the most common cause of accidents. If you've ever snooped cell phone calls during rush hour you all you would hear is "Hi honey. I'm headed home. What's for dinner?" or "Hi Mom just driving to work and thought I would give you a call." I don't want my life on the line so Joe Average can find out his wife Becky made the dreaded meatloaf for dinner.

    23. Re:Tempting. by kgbkgb · · Score: 0

      Did someone actually call this trash insightful???

      The cell phone users aren't considering your rights,. What rights are they violating, exactly? I don't recall the Right to no cell-phone talking. If you're antisocial enough to expect someone to not talk to other people when in an elevator, you should probably stay at home.

    24. Re:Tempting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>>> someone didn't get an important emergency phone call and got fired...
      >> Before the era of cell phones, people went to the movies...

      You REALLY dont understand how life works do you?
      At a .COM I used to go to lunch, then catch a movie.

      After the bust, I got a real job, and got fired a few times because of the 'afternoon movie'.

      Then I got a cell phone, my boss now call me, I say a good reason and run to work! I did not lost another job again!

      Now if anyone knows how to remove popcorn from my curly hair while running! People are so inconsiderate, throwing the stuff at me.

    25. Re:Tempting. by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      "What rights are they violating, exactly? I don't recall the Right to no cell-phone talking."

      If I paid eight and a half dollars for the privledge of seeing a movie, I think it *is* my right to see it without the ubiquitous rude bastard in the back yelling to his buddy in East Bumfuck, Mississippi about how stupid the film is through the whole show. If the theater managment doesn't have the nerve to physically throw those people out, then bring on the jammers, I say.

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    26. Re:Tempting. by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      Leave your cellphone at home. Expecting an emergency call that could get you fired/dumped/etc? DON'T GO TO THE MOVIES.

      Why be such an asshole?

      I should be able to go into a movie and put my phone on vibrate. If it goes off, I can go outside the theatre to take that important call. If that distrubs your movie waching too much, you should probably just kill yourself.

      As far as your rights, you have no right to interfere with my cellphone call in an elevator anymore than you have a right to stop a private face-to-face converstion. Try that next time you're in an elevator, turn to some guys having a conversation and tell them to STFU, and whine about your "rights". See how quickly you discover your "right" to be punched in the head.

      If you can handle hearing other people's converstions, you shouldn't go out in public.

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    27. Re:Tempting. by xigxag · · Score: 1

      Let the free market decide this.

      Allow theaters, restaurants, etc. to jam signals, so long as they post their intention to do so prominently at the entrance.

      Other establishments can decline to buy jamming equipment and open their doors to all the heart surgeons on 24 hour call.

      Then people will vote with their pocketbooks. And if, for instance, "no jamming" theaters prove to be more popular, then "jamming" theaters can make up for lost business by charging a premium for the peace of mind of their cliente.

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    28. Re:Tempting. by xigxag · · Score: 1

      Another characteristic of emergencies is that they are defined subjectively.

      The person sitting behind me in the theater might believe that her best friend's sister's neighbor dumping her boyfriend is an emergency of epic proportions.

      The other person to my left might think that ordering pizzas for her office party is of such vital national importance that it can only be discussed in a darkened theater during a moment of quiet suspense.

      And the guy who keeps going, "Hello? Hello? Hello? Are you there? Hello?" is still in a state of existential flux. Is this an emergency, or not? He's not sure.

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    29. Re:Tempting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is more disruptive to overhear a cellphone conversation than a face to face conversation. This is because with a face to face conversation, your brain is better able to recognize the flow of the conversation and "tune out" from it. With a cellphone conversation, because you only hear one side, each time the person on your side speaks it is a new, unpredictable, attention grabbing signal to your brain.

      Similarly, standing next to two people engaged in a conversation is typically less annoying disruptive/annoying than standing next to someone who says "canteloupe" at random intervals.

    30. Re:Tempting. by kgbkgb · · Score: 1

      I was replying specifically about the elevator. But as far as the movie goes... it's the movie theatre's choice to allow or disallow people talking on cell phones during the movie, and whether to enforce it. And it's your choice to patronize a theater that makes those choices.

      If you don't like the way a theater runs things, here's a little tip: don't go to that theater. You're 100% wrong that it is your right to see the movie without "the ubiquitous rude bastard in the baack yelling to his buddy in East Bumfuck, Mississippi..." Where exactly is this right enumerated or even remotely hinted at?

      Seems to me your beef is with the theaters. It's not your right to illegally block communication to someone if that communication is allowed by the owners of the property.

    31. Re:Tempting. by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      "Seems to me your beef is with the theaters. It's not your right to illegally block communication to someone if that communication is allowed by the owners of the property."

      See, that's where you're wrong. It's not allowed by the owners of the property. There are signs posted in the theaters, and clips at the beginning of every movie telling people to silence their phones. It's just that there are a few people at every show who simply do not care that their conversation is disrupting the movie for a hundred other customers, and getting the managment to escort a phone-talker out of the theater is even more of a disturbance. Since their behavior is in violation of a posted rule, then I think the burden is on them, not me, to stay home from the movies!

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    32. Re:Tempting. by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      That's what tasers are for.

      Kierthos

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    33. Re:Tempting. by cemaco · · Score: 1

      Yea so because someone has a job that requires them to be on call, they are not supposed to have a social life. Real nice! Hearing those idiots having inane conversations in the middle of a movie is very annoying, so ill give you that the cell phone should be turned to vibrate and the person receiving the call should step out. I would not agree to block all incoming calls. If you could develop a system that would automatically reset all phones to vibrate and not permit them to pick up a call within designated areas that would be great. The fact is that there is no way you could do that without all cell phones incorporating the feature and you are not going to get that without a national law. The best solution in the short term is to educate people on the proper etiquette of cell phone usage.

    34. Re:Tempting. by kgbkgb · · Score: 1

      Most theaters I've been too have signs like "Please turn off your cell phones...". Hardly a strict rule, more like a polite request. But assuming that it is a strict rule...

      You're right that they are breaking the rules posted by the theater. But guess what? The theater isn't doing anything about it. If I post a sign in my living room saying "Don't put your feet on my furniture", and someone does, it's still my choice whether or not to kick that person out. If someone else in my house says: "He has no right to put his feet on your furniture, I'm blocking him from doing so" I would tell that person: "I choose when and how to enforce rules on my property, if you don't like it get out."

      So the burden is not on them to stay home from the movies. The burden is on the theater to actually enforce their rules. And if you don't like how that theater enforces the rules, you're welcome to leave and never return. You'd probably even get your money back by telling a manager that you're movie-watching experience was ruined by a violation of their posted rules. I find most theaters are usually pretty good about that.

    35. Re:Tempting. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "For exampe in the movie theather their should be a big sign outside saying cellphones are not allowed. You want to go to the movies? Leave your cellphone at home. Expecting an emergency call that could get you fired/dumped/etc? DON'T GO TO THE MOVIES."

      Two points. First, In all the posts about people with cellphones in theaters, I never understood one thing. Why don't people just turn it to vibrate and have a voicemail setting that tells the caller (if its a voice call) that the cellphone user is currently only accepting text messages? Now, this may be possible but people just forget or are inconsiderate, that I could understand.

      Now, my second point has to do with how you ended your post. I'm sorry, but typically you don't expect an emergency call. Now, if there is a situation where you are expecting an emergency call, maybe someone's in the hospital for example, then you probably shouldn't be at the theater for reasons other than the cellphone thing. But people should still be able to be reachable, because you cannot predict most emergencies.

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    36. Re:Tempting. by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      I think you're missing where I'm trying to go with this argument. I don't *want* one of these phone jammers. I don't think I have the right to block other people's phone calls in a public place. I just want them to be legally available, so that the theater managment could install them.

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    37. Re:Tempting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the same time in places like Movies, Hospitals, Library's, Elevators...

      Don't you mean Movie's, Hospital's, Library's, and Elevator's?

    38. Re:Tempting. by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      Your right to WHAT, exactly? Annoying tho cell phones are, I'm pretty sure there's a right to speech

      The Supreme Court has been over this a million times. There is no right to speech in any particular time, place, or manner. You just have the right to say what you want to say. A cop can tell you to go say it somewhere else. You cannot spraypaint it on the walls of the White House. You cannot scream it through a bullhorn in a residential area at 4am. And I think it's perfectly fine if you cannot say it on a cellphone in a public area where people have an expectation of quiet.

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    39. Re:Tempting. by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      That's no fun. It's a lot more entertaining to see if you can get them to end it for you:

      You've given me an idea. Next person who lights up a phone in the quiet car on the train, I'm going to sit next to them and say into the phone in my sultriest voice, "Hey lover, come back to bed."

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    40. Re:Tempting. by Random832 · · Score: 1

      At the same time in places like Movies, Hospitals, Library's, Elevators...

      Don't you mean Movie's, Hospital's, Library's, and Elevator's?

      No... Movies, Hospitals, Libraries, and Elevators.
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    41. Re:Tempting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PUleeze fucktard...

  15. Business Opportunity by DaneelGiskard · · Score: 2, Funny

    1) Build a device which detects the jamming signal.
    2) Sell it to "those anti-social types" (quote from article) who would like to use their phone
    3) Watch them kick each others butt

    1. Re:Business Opportunity by c1pher · · Score: 1

      you forgot "4) ...Profit!" :-)

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    2. Re:Business Opportunity by DaneelGiskard · · Score: 1

      Damn...see, that's why I'm not rich yet ;)

  16. I'm glad... by Throat+constant · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't have a cell phone. There's too much drama involved.

    1. Re:I'm glad... by The_Unforgiven · · Score: 1

      I'm with you.

      Friend of mine was saying he has a $100+ phone bill to pay. Then another was complaining about soome crap her service provider was giving her.

      Both are 21 or under, and both use their phone for nothing more than to bullshit with friends. Really now. Come on. I can't be the only one to see something wrong here.

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    2. Re:I'm glad... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Up above you made some snide comment about how we got along before they arrived.

      Thats all well and good but they're here NOW and society has changed. It has changed to adapt to a life WITH cell phones and removing them from our daily lives would be a huge luddite step backwards, a step we don't want to take.

      So that means if someone is annoying you nearby on their cell phone in a theatre or restaurant then you are just going to have to DEAL.

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    3. Re:I'm glad... by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      Apply the same argument to someone who's smoking.

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    4. Re:I'm glad... by ByAnalogy · · Score: 1
      Society is always changing, that does not mean you have to schizophrenically fling yourself around society to match it. I have never owned a cell phone, and I've never missed not having one. You do realize there are a bounty of alternatives to cellphones -- everywhere. The cell phone does not actually add anything to your life. This is a common misperception. All it does is add a luxury convenience to an existing ability. If you are in the very small minority of people that needs to be reached remotely wherever you are, then beepers have done wonders for decades. The only thing a cellphone adds is the convenience of not getting yourself to the nearest land line. That is all. It does not remove the ability to communicate remotely, if you remove the cell phone.

      You assert that it would be a "luddite" step backward to disable cellphones in certain areas. Please. There have been many cases where technology overstepped the bounderies of polite society, and had to be restricted. Everyone used to run their electric devices during airplane takeoff, until it became such a problem that they had to stand up and say, "Okay you need to turn those off now or you'll create a hazard." Is that a "luddite" step backward? No. It is a case where the ignorant (not stupid) masses and their technology overstepped.

      Cellphone usage has arrived at that point where the ignorant masses have overstepped the polite bounderies of society. These are bounderies that are not as rapidly shifted as technological constraints. For centuries now, the person who creates a disturbance in an area where others do not wish to be disturbed, is an infraction of polite behavior, and in some places it is even illegal. If a drunk were to cause a scene in a quiet restaurant in any modern era, they would be escorted out of the premise, and told strongly to take a hike.

      When you look at the typical disturbance that the average cellphone user causes, their behavior and lack of respect for other people is just as annoying as the drunk who is talking too loud (you have already admitted this yourself in the first post.) And just like the drunk, when people suggest that they take their conversation outside, they claim it is their right to speak and that they are not in the wrong. But of course, they are, and they don't usually realize this until they are out on the street trying to flag a taxi.

      You sir, are suffering from a misperception that the technology you own allows you to use it irregardless of the social consequences. If you are annoying the people around you in the theatre, the others do not have to Just Deal, just have they do not have to deal with the raucous being caused by a forty-year old lout who is so out of touch with society and reality, that he doesn't see anything wrong with getting tanked in public and annoying everyone around him. You are guilty of trying to separate causes from identical effect. When the effect is identical, the cause is irrelevant.

      You, sir, are the sickness of this world, and you are either going to have to change your ways, or you are just going to have to DEAL when society starts fighting back against your kind.

      Good day.

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    5. Re:I'm glad... by bryanthompson · · Score: 1

      I think most people with cell phones just have them beacuse it's kitchy. I doubt there's really a lot of people who, like you've said, have to be reached wherever they go.

      But, out where I live, the towns are a minimum of 7 miles apart, none with a population over 4,000 until you go 50 miles. Basically, anywhere you call is long distance. It's a hell of a lot less expensive to go with a $40/month cell phone bill than a $100+ long distance land-line bill, especially when you get free nights & weekends with a cell.

      if you go just a little north of where I live, you'll find roads where you won't come across another person for literally hundreds of miles. If you have car problems or something, you could easily go days without anybody finding you... so you can see how they can still be useful

      I think you're just disillusioned by all the 'damn teenagers' interrupting the movies and whatnot with their mindless chatter.

  17. Legal Jamming by pvt_medic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While it is clearly illegal to jam the signal their is nothing against constructing buildings that jams the signal by just the nature of how the radio signal travels through the building.

    HEre an article on home to legal jam cell phones.

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    1. Re:Legal Jamming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree.

      Think of it this way: Your neighbour is constantly playing loud music late at night and disturbing your sleep (even worse, you don't like the band). Clearly antisocial behaviour. How do you deal with it?

      a) get a much bigger stereo and turn the volume all the way up in order to drown out your neighbour.

      b) soundproof your house.

      c) make a noise complaint to the police.

      Case a is equivalent to using a cell phone jammer, b is the same as using passive jamming. Passive jamming may work but is impractical in most cases. Active jamming is like curing bad breath by cutting someone's head off. Jamming is pollution of the air waves. It's as simple as that.

      The proper approach is to target behaviour (for noise, call the cops, for inappropriate cell phone use, you have every right to outlaw cell phone use on private property and to kick the bastards off if they don't comply).

    2. Re:Legal Jamming by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I think all you need is chicken wire mesh. I've read someone mention that it was used in old houses to hold up and reinforce plaster, I think it might help to ground it too. This made it impossible to get a wireless signal into the next room.

      The problem is that intentional passive jamming might be something up to the courts.

    3. Re:Legal Jamming by pvt_medic · · Score: 1

      And neither does the FCC know if that is legal. This story talks about using buildings to block the signal

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    4. Re:Legal Jamming by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Not a very bright thing to do. Its going to be hard to get customers when they find out their cells don't work in your building. Same goes for employees.

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  18. looks just like a cellphone? by z_gringo · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    This cell phone jammer looks just like a cell phone

    You don't see too many cell phones with two antennas sticking out of them like this thing has.

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  19. Sigh by The+Fanta+Menace · · Score: 1

    Jamming cell phone spectrum isn't going to stop their cameras from working... are people really that dumb?

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  20. Except.... by 23 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    when you're the president or some other honcho.


    As much as i can see the reasoning (pres. safety, remotely controlled bombs, etc...), it still leaves a bad taste of "some are more equal than others" in your mouth. Security (even presidential) & military should abide the law just as anybody else. Change that stupid law, if necessary.


    IMHO such a law is not logical anyway: since when does some cell-phone operator "own" the airwaves of e.g. my living room, or more to the point, my restaurant / movie theatre. What exact difference does active / passive jamming make w.r.t the law (if it's on my very own property)? How do they justify the (il)legality of one or the other...


    what the position here in Germany is, I dunno... Does anybody else, I'm curious.

    1. Re:Except.... by dbc · · Score: 1

      That argument is just plain silly. The international treaty has a general purpose "we'll comply with the treaty only if we feel like it" escape cause for everyone's military. We may not like it much when despotic regimes invoke that clause, but it is necessary from the standpoint of our own defense. Or are you saying our missile defense systems should not try to jam the control signals of incoming enemy missiles?

  21. Great, now I'm going to be hearing... by Braintrust · · Score: 3, Funny

    the dulcet tones of Chief Wiggum in my head all morning...

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  22. Oh yeah... by praedor · · Score: 1

    I will most definitively be buying one of these things. No more rude bastards in restaurants or theaters. You can ALL thank me.

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    1. Re:Oh yeah... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Except for you deciding who can and who can't communicate with others right? Unless that isn't defined as rude....

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    2. Re:Oh yeah... by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Naw. He's not picking and choosing who can't communicate with others.

      He's just shutting them all up indiscriminately.

      Go home if you want to jabber on the phone.

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  23. Places clearly identified by armando_wall3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Here's another page on the same "cellphone-like" product.

    I don't agree with random people able to jam the phone signal. However, it makes sense for certain places, like movie theaters, banks, etc, although they should clearly have a sign saying "Warning: Cellphone signal jamming inside the building" or something.

    1. Re:Places clearly identified by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Why the hell would you want to jam a cell signal inside a bank?

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    2. Re:Places clearly identified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just orderd mine!. I am going to build this into my car. to stop the morons from driving while talking, it going to be great! detroit area is going to be fun. woodward cruise. now i have to block the wireless video camaras they install on the building to watch the crowds. UHF/VHF freqs.

  24. Trouble finding legitimate use beyond quiet coffee by trystanu · · Score: 1

    Their suggested uses get pretty dodgy pretty quickly, from http://www.globalgadgetuk.com/mj10.htm:

    Suggested Uses for a cell phone jammer:
    Theatres/Cinemas, Concert halls, Lectures, Libraries, Restaurants, Hospitals, Coffee shops, Police stations, Recording studios, Prisons, Court rooms, Conference rooms, Embassies and Government facilities, Financial institutions, Casinos, Power plants, Schools, Military establishments etc etc

  25. Hah! by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    "including universities which use the technology to stop students from diddling away on phones during lectures."

    Personally, I find it's a bigger problems when the professors whip out their cell phones and start yammering away during class. If only my employer were so lenient about what I could do on company time...

  26. Stalkers and abusive exes rejoice :-( by Walter+Wart · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If a criminal is attacking you right now a cell phone is mostly useful as a second-rate bludgeon. Or maybe, with phones getting so small these days, you could get him to swallow it and use it as a tracking device :-/

    But being able to call emergency services can be very important in the phases leading up to an attack. It can also be helpful for witnesses who can't get physically involved to summon the police or ambulance. This changes all that.

    I see it as most frightening in cases where the attacker has a lot personally invested in the crime. The abusive ex. The stalker. The dangerously obsessed. In those cases, where the defender needs every available resource, the sudden disappearance of an important tool can be a matter of life and death. We've already seen stalkers use GPS transponders to track their ex girlfriends' cars. So there are at least a few geeks gone bad out there.

    I'm afraid I don't have any solutions. These things are already illegal to use. Any thoughts on what a prospective victim or the authorities can do? And yes, I've already factored in "Have a gun." It's not an option for everyone. It is only part of the soluation when it is.

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    1. Re:Stalkers and abusive exes rejoice :-( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What did people do in the old days without their Garmin GPS and cell phones?

      In those cases, where the defender needs every available resource, the sudden disappearance of an important tool can be a matter of life and death. We've already seen stalkers use GPS transponders to track their ex girlfriends' cars. So there are at least a few geeks gone bad out there.

      Hmm, well, legalizing jamming of GPS signals may have helped the ex girlfriend if she had one on her person or car. So there's a perfectly good reason to allow jamming. Cell phones are used in the commission of crimes, just like guns (except less directly). They make it so much more convenient, too. Perhaps anything that can be used to commit a crime should be made illegal. ...or maybe just anything that inconveniences me slightly. Time to outlaw those annoying Girl Scouts at the supermarket. AND the Salvation Army Santa, damn fool bell is giving me a headache!

      On another note, if cell phone transmissions have been shown (in one study, anyway...) to damage/mutate cells, how much worse is the cell phone jammer?

    2. Re:Stalkers and abusive exes rejoice :-( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you want the victim to play a game of electronic warfare with the attacker, they're going to have to find a way to stop the attacker himself, not the tools that he uses. Technology isn't the problem here, the attacker is.

      Imagine the same scenario without cell phones at all... the victim would scream for help and hope that people nearby would come to her aid. The attacker, forseeing this, would probably try to muffle her screams by covering her mouth.

      GPS transponders? Even without those, the attacker could simply follow his victim around in his car. Or on foot. Old-fashioned stalking.

      It's hard to counter these things, especially if you're not familiar with technology. If you *know* your life is in danger, well, what's wrong with "have a gun"? It's the most pratical solution. If you really must insist on using non-lethal force, there's always mace, taser/stun guns, etc.

      But if you're dealing with a persistent guy who's simply out to get you and won't stop until he does, well, then it doesn't matter what kind of technology he's using, it's him you have to deal with directly. Get him before he gets you. It's that simple. Either have the authorities help you out, move away someplace, or if you choose to wait for the attack, you better hope you have the necessary skills and tools to kill the guy before he kills you. Since that's what HE's gonna be aiming to do.

  27. RDF+HERF GUN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cell phones are a necessity in today's world, many many people would be bound to desks, landlines, and offices without the *freedom* to take their life on the road.

    You luddite whiners who bitch about cell phones represent a dying breed. Society depends on mobile technology .. and the complaints you raise are simply the effects of societal change in progress.

    If these things become popular, I will highly resent the decision of users of these devices to overrule my own lifestyle and freedoms. Upon that day, I will insure that I keep RDF (radio direction finding) equipment in my vehicle to give myself the capacity to find and confront these passive aggressive jerks who intend on destroying the very communicative structre of today's world. Failing discussion, the next step is simply to HERF their unit and go about your day .. If the world is to come to Communications ECM/EECM, I'll be there to fight it.

    1. Re:RDF+HERF GUN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you pull your HERF, I'll pull my Glock, and I'll get aquitted. Because I'll argue I thought your
      HERF gun was a weapon.

    2. Re:RDF+HERF GUN by weorthe · · Score: 1

      Cell phones are a necessity in today's world, many many people would be bound to desks, landlines, and offices without the *freedom* to take their life on the road.

      They are more than that. Cell phones are a bio-mechanical extension of our human bodies, the first step toward telepathy, extended memory (through accessed central databases), and full-time on-demand personal communication and network services.

      We humans are taking control of our own evolution.

      Given this, cell phone use can indeed be thought of as a right, a right to the use of our own bodies and our own "networks." The power to interfere with these new abilities has draconian potential indeed.

      P.S. I don't have one of the damn things and never will.

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    3. Re:RDF+HERF GUN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wow, I'm scared.

      A) "GUN" is a term used lightly. It doesn't have to look like any form of weapon.

      B) You'd have to show that I had the ability to cause Great Bodily Harm (Or however your state defines conditions for use of deadly force.) Good luck with that, I'm certain 'random electronic gadget' would instantly qualify as "dangerous life threatening weapon".

      C) Eat poverty, pal. I may be dead, but my family's unjust death civil suit will keep you in the poor house for the rest of your life. Have fun after the repossessions!

      If you're actually CARRYING a gun, I suggest you excersize the caution and control that reasonable people with firearms are expected to maintain. That means you don't threaten people with your firearm either by showing it (aka, brandishing) or with your language. It's uncouth and ill manered to swagger about with your firearm as if it was your only means of civil discourse in today's society.

  28. Re:Yes! , Errr... NO! by DumbSwede · · Score: 1
    Wow, do you want all doctors-on-call to be jammed while you enjoy your movie without a beep to interrupt it. Guess you must go to theaters that don't have other more annoying distractions like noisy kids that parents can't keep quite.

    Seriously, reception with cell phones is bad enough without adding totally dead zones on purpose, and of course that jamming won't limit itself to the intended zone, but add unpredictably to the sea of electromagnetic noise around.

    I would support the FCC creating a courtesy zone signal on some approved EM band, that causes your phone to shut off, or switch to vibrate, depending on what you set it to.

    As for jamming cell phones in schools, why not just a rule no cell phones in schools without prior approval, those exceptions being for children with disabilities, or with parents that are disabled, and may require more communication to make connections, or deal with emergencies? Once again blanket jamming will not discriminate between those with legitimate needs to communicate and those that don't.

  29. No! by seafortn · · Score: 1

    What about people who need cell phones - would you want the attending physician for your wife / brother / etc. to be unreachable when they suddenly have a medical emergency because somebody in the theater doesn't have the guts to stand up and tell someone else to get off the phone, and relies on a pocket jammer instead? (not to mention volunteer firefighters, EMTs, or many other people in the public trust, who also need to be notified during emergencies)

    1. Re:No! by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      What about people who need cell phones - would you want the attending physician for your wife / brother / etc. to be unreachable when they suddenly have a medical emergency

      What, my [wife|brother|etc] has "Secret Sudden Cancer" that can be treated only by a specific physician? I can't think of any condition which can't be adequately treated by another qualified person. Besides, if it's such an emergency, what is a doctor in a theater across town going to do? Dash to the transporter room off the theater lobby and get beamed to the ER?

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    2. Re:No! by seafortn · · Score: 1

      No, more like your [etc] is in a car crash, gets a broken spine, and needs to be seen by the spinal fellow on call for trauma (only one per hosptial) - everyone else qualified to deal with that injury could be out of touch or perhaps out at a bar or having after dinner drinks - nobody you'd want working on your [etc]...

  30. Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Class by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What? Wouldn't blocking the cell phone signal only prevent the person from sending the picture off? The photograph could still be taken and simply sent later, once the cell phone is away from the jamming signal, right?

    This is true. But I don't think that's the primary application of cellphone jammers.

    Yeah, well, Beethoven's Fifth, being played through a crappy 2" piezoelectric disk speaker as the ringtone on some Nokia in a movie theater. That's the best reason for jamming that I can come up with. (Why custom ring tones? Don't people know those things sound as stupid as coffee can mufflers on Honda Civics?)

    I have had cellphones with work, and was glad to get rid of them when I did. I have no interest in being on an electronic leash, forced to be accountable to someone - somewhere. Or standing in the line-up at Wal*Mart, the ring and promptly following, "Hey, it's me. Whatcha doing? Wanna come over?" (Who is "me"? If I slept with this person, it must not have been very memorable.)

    In short, I *hate* cellphones.

    Quoting from article: including universities which use the technology to stop students from diddling away on phones during lectures.

    Hey, if the student diddles quietly, it's his funeral when his GPA drops and he gets kicked out of school.

    Cellphones with integrated digital cameras might have their place, though. I know a university student whose math professor puts excellent and comprehensive notes on the blackboard. So he started to bring a digital camera and a small tripod to class, and takes pictures of each blackboard full of material. He sent me a sample a while ago. An integrated camera/phone would never run out of available internal memory. Personally, copying the notes down would help me remember the material, but whatever works for him... there's a certain style of practical problem solving skill at work there: he's a second-year engineering student; I think I'll have to hire him when he's done. :)

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  31. And the potential for criminal abuse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if someone carried these things about in order to disable someone's phone before they attacked? It not just disabling that annoying-person-whose-mobile-rings-during-a-movie' s phone, it can disable any mobile phone, anywhere.

  32. Car by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

    I'd like to hardwire one of these into my car. There are too many a-holes on the road who are too busy talking to drive. And no, I don't care about speakerphones or headsets; it's still dangerous and irresponsible.

    1. Re:Car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha, I can see it now, someone drives by paying perfect attention to the road and talking on a headset. Your car enters into his proximity, his phone goes dead, he bends over to check it and swerves into your lane. You would likely cause more accidents than you would prevent.

    2. Re:Car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone drives by paying perfect attention to the road and talking on a headset.

      Please, let's stick to reality...

  33. Pointless Jamming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really hate it when I'm visiting a friend and their phone rings. However, I've discovered that if I just cut their phone line outside the house before I ring the doorbell I don't have to worry about it.

    Since when is talking on the phone any more annoying than talking to the person next to you? It's such a bizarre luddite view that a piece of plastic can make a conversation more annoying.

    Yes, it is annoying that people use them in movie theatres and such, but hey, guess what? It's annoying for someone to have a conversation in there anyway. The phone doesn't change that.

  34. Lectures? by AirLace · · Score: 1

    My university just installed 54g wireless Internet access available in almost every lecture theature, allowing students to collaborate and do background research during lectures. This seems a much more sane approach than fitting signal jammers if one wants to increase attendance rates. I daresay lectures will never be the same now that I can IRC my way through KRI with the Zaurus and a CF wireless card. More access to communication networks -- not less -- seems to be the way forward.

  35. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 2, Informative

    So he started to bring a digital camera and a small tripod to class, and takes pictures of each blackboard full of material.

    Oh, I just found another sample. Ugh... more sequences and series; I hated that stuff.

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  36. mixed bag to be sure by The+Tyro · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My first thought when reading this was one of glee... I'd LOVE to jam those dolts that insist on yakking on their cell phones during the movie.

    Also, where I work (critical care area of the hospital), cell phones are explicitly forbidden, so this might be useful to keep in my lab coat pocket ("What? your cell phone just cut out? Hmmm... must be interference from our cardiac monitors") Yes, I'm sure their conversation is critically important, but accurate telemetry from my unstable cardiac patients interests me far more than somebody telling their friends which bar they'll be patronizing when they get discharged from my ER. You wouldn't even believe how torqued (even violent) some people can get if you ask them to turn off their phone... it's not like you're telling them to STFU; you're just asking them to take their conversation outside. I have no problem with someone communicating with their family to apprise them of a patient's condition... but we have land-lines for that, folks; you just have to walk ten feet...

    Now if they had one that only blocked outgoing calls...

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    1. Re:mixed bag to be sure by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Why is it hospital equipment seems to be even more vulnerable to cell phone signals than airplanes?

      I mean has anyone ever read of a documented case where hospital equipment was disrupted by a signal from a cell phone?

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    2. Re:mixed bag to be sure by niko9 · · Score: 1

      Google is your friend.

      And pacemaker interference is exacerbated by digital cellular technology as opposed to the less prevalent analog type.

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    3. Re:mixed bag to be sure by im2xlt · · Score: 1
      ...but accurate telemetry from my unstable cardiac patients...

      I would imagine a jammer is going to cause much more ugly interference than a cell phone in that situation. The cell phone frequencies are at least known and regulated, and therefore the medical equipment manufacturers can build their devices with that interference in mind . A jammer is going to produce radio waves on a number of different frequencies to make sure it can jam everything, and its output is not going to be regulated.

    4. Re:mixed bag to be sure by Brandon30X · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well that's not exactly a great idea, now you would be transmitting a signal, just like a cell phone, as well. And the other persons phone will still try to keep in contact with the tower, so it will transmit periodically, so now you have two devices transmitting RF radiation near the medical equipment. Jamming is like screaming in someone's ear in order to keep them from hearing someone else talk.

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    5. Re:mixed bag to be sure by DoraLives · · Score: 1
      Hmmm... must be interference from our cardiac monitors

      Expect the cardiac monitors to emit jamming frequencies of their own soon, very soon. Other sorts of things too.

      Further expect these frequencies to "inadvertent" "unintentional" "side effects of normal operation" as well.

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    6. Re:mixed bag to be sure by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      Interesting articles, the Mayo Clinic research from 2001 offers examples of interference. However, couldn't the medical device companies just put a Faraday shield of very thin metal around the outside of the device? When I worked in high security areas we had shields around our computer equipment and no signals could get in or out w/o a direct hardwired connection. There has to be a way to shield this equipment from external signals. I'm not a medical equipment expert but don't these devices emit RF interference on thier own? And could several medical devices in close proximity interfere with each other? Cell phones are in well known frequencies (GHz Band) so I see no reason why the additon of a inexpensive shield wouldn't be a fix. Aren't pagers allowed around medical equipment? I would think they too would be a possible interference source.

    7. Re:mixed bag to be sure by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except that the cellphone jammer works by broadcasting on cellphone frequences...so it would probably be just as interferential to the equipment as a cellphone, if not more so.

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    8. Re:mixed bag to be sure by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Ummm, modern implantable cardiac devices communicate using telemetry. Sticking it in a shielded can means it can no longer be controlled or data events it records read by an external reading device.

      And Jabber Jack on his cellphone may even communicate with the device or interfere with critical communications to the device.

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    9. Re:mixed bag to be sure by henryhbk · · Score: 2, Informative

      The modern digital cell phones (old analog ones are a different story) have been shown not to interfere with telemetry. In fact we not only removed our jammers at the hospital, we installed cell repeaters in the hospital for crises (after 9/11 where we lost some of the wired phones). We also have a verizon tower on side of Bellevue (4 floors from the MICU and 3 from the CCU) and have never had a problem. We also did internal studies with blackberry's, with placing them on monitors, external pacemakers, ventilators, etc and sending messages, with no problems.

    10. Re:mixed bag to be sure by Ophelan · · Score: 1

      Never mind the fact that if the equipment is that vulnerable, the jammer will affect is as well.

    11. Re:mixed bag to be sure by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      Why couldn't there be a device that emits a signal strong enough to get thru the shield when you need to reprogram or read it? I think they use something like this right now to "tune" implanted pacemakers and insulin pumps and it requires very close proximity with the implanted device. There must already some shielding or interference rejection in the implanted devices as they are exposed to the full EM spectrum when outside the hospital. Part of this blocking is provided by the human body blocking EM signals. I think external devices are a bigger problem. Maybe there is a real medical devices person out there would can give us some facts, versus all of our opinions.

    12. Re:mixed bag to be sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, where I work (critical care area of the hospital), cell phones are explicitly forbidden, so this might be useful to keep in my lab coat pocket

      That would be a very stupid idea, for the same reason that you shouldn't put other transmitters (eg. mobile phones) near critical equipment.

    13. Re:mixed bag to be sure by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      I'm a real medical devices person. I worked on Telemetry firmware for pacemakers a few years ago.

      Your 'strong signal' would wipe out the internal battery in no time.

      Most devices currently on the market use low-frequency 'magnetic field' transmission for telemetry. On the order of 80-300 KHz. The current generation now in development use high radio frequencies. A portion of the 'Weather Balloon' spectrum was reallocated to 'medical devices' a few years ago.

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    14. Re:mixed bag to be sure by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      That's kewl. My embedded work has been in things that kill people not keep them alive :) Magnetic field transmission? Isn't a magnetic field just a special type of an electrical field? I thought magnetic fields were measured in Gauss ratings not in Hz. Articles I read from google indicate there can be interfernce from TV stations and from the new digital TV signals as well...See this site http://www.spacelabs.com/news/telemetry.html which states "There may be a potential conflict with recently announced DTV allocations for certain telemetry equipment operating on VHF frequencies in markets with DTV broadcasts. Spacelabs Medical Biotel(R) telemetry and Digital VHF telemetry operate in the TV channels 7 through 10. At the time of installation, Spacelabs selected unused TV channels. If a TV station obtains a license to operate on that channel with either traditional analog or DTV transmissions AND the TV transmission antenna tower is within 70 miles of your location, you may encounter some level of interference with reception of the medical telemetry signals." Looks like they have just swapped one set of problems with cell phones to another one with TV signals!

    15. Re:mixed bag to be sure by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      about 5-6 layers of tinfoil or similar material should do it, maybe apply those before the next paintjob occurs?
      The disadvantage is that the cellphone that are still active will try to find the network at maximum power, so you'll have to make people aware it's no use.

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  37. Yes JAM those nasty rude folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ONLY people who need pagers or cell phones are doctors and lawyers. Jamming should be the norm when ignorant people use the phone as a status symbol. All cars need then built in and wideband too. Theaters, should shoot folks who use then inside!!! When will courtesy and decency return?

    1. Re:Yes JAM those nasty rude folks by im2xlt · · Score: 1
      The ONLY people who need pagers or cell phones are doctors and lawyers...

      Lawyers? When did filing a lawsuit acquire the same urgency as saving a life? ("This man is having a heart attack! Is there a lawyer in the house?")

  38. Safe Haven by nodwick · · Score: 4, Informative
    If you read the fine print (which actually isn't on the product page as far as I could tell, they say that you have to have an "approved phone". From The Register:
    The snag is that Safe Haven technology needs to be integrated at the time of manufacture into new devices or installed as a Java download update to suitable equipment already in the market.

    "You need to have an approved camera," Blagden admitted, adding that the incorporation of Sade Haven technology is unlikely to affect handset prices.

    In other words, like most DRM-type schemes, it only works if your camera "supports" this feature. And just like DRM, I don't think it's going to be very popular among consumers -- this is a "feature" that benefits the guy trying to stop the camera user, not the guy buying and paying for the phone. I'd especially think that industrial spies would be smart enough to get a phone that didn't support this.
    1. Re:Safe Haven by GQuon · · Score: 1

      this is a "feature" that benefits the guy trying to stop the camera user, not the guy buying and paying for the phone. I'd especially think that industrial spies would be smart enough to get a phone that didn't support this.

      But what if the guy who buys the phone is the guy who is trying to stop the camera user?
      Employers could buy the phones for their employees and ban bringing any other phone to work (think metal detectors at the gates kind of operation).
      Then the employees could use these phones, even the cameras, at work and at home, almost whenever they want. The camera would only be switched off while passing security (security by obscurity) and in the design department and the production line (to keep the trade secrets). If they want to take pictures anywhere else at work, they could be allowed to.

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  39. House Rules by monstermagnet · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's a cute little brewpub in Solon Iowa with prominent sign stating that anyone whose cell phone goes off buys a round for the house.

    There's more than one way to deal with inappropriate rings ..

  40. digital cameras by 23 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    exactly what I was thinking. And if you're trying to kill corporate espionage in your company, you also need to take care of the wildly available digital cameras (for ~$50 you get a usable one too nowadays).


    Does that remotely-switch-off-cellphone-camera-thing also decapitate your regular digital camera? I'd be very surprised (and impressed). Seems like more security snake-oil to me.

  41. SPIM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  42. well... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    illegal, subterfuge, etc.. all reasons not to.

    every movie now has a trailer that tells you to turn off your phones and beepers. fair enough.

    beyond that, at restaurants, etc. it's just a matter of taste and manners.

    and you can't legislate that.

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  43. Re:Trouble finding legitimate use beyond quiet cof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If using a cellphone in a hospital interferes with equipment how does jamming a cellphone not interfere?

  44. OT: Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but Guiness is good for you.

    (It's even better for you with Bass)

  45. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by drix · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't people know those things sound as stupid as coffee can mufflers on Honda Civics?

    In my experience, the people "rocking" Beethoven (or, even better, some sort of Dragonball Z-inspired theme) on their cells are the people who then drive off in their coffee-can mufflered, lowered, clear-taillight Civic hatchbacks. So the answer to your question is no :)

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  46. I have never personally seen by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    any sort of interference from a cell phone, with ANY cardiac monitor... and I catch people yakking on their phones in my ER all the time. I've also never heard of a single case where a cell phone affected a monitor such that it caused a problem with a patient.

    I personally suspect it's a more-theoretical-than-real concern. On the other hand, I think one of these jammers would probably be a bigger threat to my monitors than a simple cell phone (precisely the reason I would never actually use one of these on-the-job)

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    1. Re:I have never personally seen by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

      Since I got my new cellphone, and I've been using it to send and receive AIM messages while at work, I notice that when it's transmitting or receiving data, I hear a rather loud pattern of noise over the telephone headsets I wear...and the people on the other end hear it too. (It also happens when the phone rings, but that may simply be due to the vibrator going off.) So I can believe that some sort of interference comes from them...

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    2. Re:I have never personally seen by Skidge · · Score: 1

      When my wife was a medical student, she was told that the cell phone ban in hospitals is really because doctors don't like being interrupted by patients with cell phones. Wether that's true or not, it could at least be part of the reason.

    3. Re:I have never personally seen by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

      Hehehe... if I had a patient who wanted to chat instead of tell me why they'd come to see me, I'd promptly leave to go check on some of the other patients...

      Truly, if you're in the ER, and you're well enough to play Chatty Cathy on your cell phone, there's a good chance you're not nearly as sick as most. I don't say that to be a smart-ass, just pointing out that triage is an ongoing process... sicker patients come first.

      well-enough-to-chat = not as sick as the guy who's too short of breath to even speak.

      It almost never comes to that, however. Most people have waited long enough by the time I get to them that they immediately cut short their conversation. If there's one thing the ER has taught me, it's that NOBODY likes to wait.

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    4. Re:I have never personally seen by Random832 · · Score: 1

      so-called "datanoise" (well, it's not actually 'so-called', since i just made that up) isn't actually noise. just because you can't understand it doesn't mean there's no structure. just because something "sounds like noise" doesn't mean it "is interference"

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    5. Re:I have never personally seen by LetterJ · · Score: 1

      I've got a wireless keyboard and mouse that stop working when my cellphone is sitting on the desk and it rings. It will continue to interfere unless I move the phone when I start talking (I use a headset).

    6. Re:I have never personally seen by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

      Uh...if it's interfering with the ability to be understood over the line while it's going on, that's sort of the definition of "interference". Just because something conveys information if you could understand it doesn't mean it can't interfere with other information being conveyed.

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    7. Re:I have never personally seen by Random832 · · Score: 1

      just because it sounds noisy _on the line over which it is intended to be transmitted_ doesn't mean it interferes with anyone else's. do you hear it when someone else sends or receives an aim message?

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    8. Re:I have never personally seen by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

      No, I don't think you read my original post carefully, or perhaps I didn't write it carefully.

      As part of my job at Big Bankrupt Phone Company, I wear a headset connected to their phone system, so I can answer questions when people call in. It is entirely unconnected to my cellphone.

      When I use my cellphone to send or receive messages, I hear interference over the entirely unconnected but nearby Big Bankrupt Phone Company phone headset. And perhaps the people near me do, as well, but if so they haven't said anything about it.

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    9. Re:I have never personally seen by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      My current one doesn't do this, but the phone I used to have would cause my speakers to hum. About 1-2 seconds before the phone would ring, the speakers would hum a bit, and then stop when the call was answered.

      I just assumed my machine had ESP :) Makes you feel good about putting the phone up to your head though!

  47. I would buy one. by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nothing is more annoying that going out to eat and some asshole is hollering on a freaking phone, "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?" every 10 seconds as he chats with his pals about absolute nonsense while you are trying to have a quiet dinner.

    Not too long ago they had phone booths in restaurants and if you had to talk to someone you went to the phone booth and closed the door.

    I do not give a shit, nor do I want to hear other people's conversations. I don't want to hear beepers or cellphones going off.

    Why do people have to make so damn much noise? Loud motors, loud stereos, loud machinery, loud computers, loud refrigerators, everyone has to be noisy. And as the noise level goes up, people holler louder to go over it.

    When I was a little kid I HATED when my mother used to tell me "Silence is golden".. Now I know how very right she was.

    Jamm on baby...

  48. i see this as a new problem...... by zippity8 · · Score: 1

    Hey -- it'd be great to get rid of that annoying guy getting calls in the theatre, but how would you feel if you walked out of a LOTR marathon and found out that 11 hours ago, someone in your family was in a serious car accident and they couldn't get a call through all that time?

    1. Re:i see this as a new problem...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this a "new" problem? I wonder what people did a few years ago before cell phones.

  49. Re:Trouble finding legitimate use beyond quiet cof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are forgetting the primary reason these devices existed prior to the emergance of the average teenager belching and shouting into a phone at every street corner. Squelching or jamming electronic signals has been a tool for establishing privacy in situations where the environment cannot be controlled. That is where the potential uses in this least start to look more reasonable. I agree some of them are a little off.

  50. And what if you jam something critical? by KC7GR · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cellphone jammers are a bad idea on several levels. I'm just waiting to see the news story about someone who has a heart attack or epileptic seizure hit, and that the victim died because someone tried to use their cellphone to call for help, but said phone was within range of a jamming device.

    I suspect it would be reported that the few extra seconds (or minutes) taken for the caller to get out of range of said device, and call for help, could have made all the difference in the world.

    Take that another way: What if someone's within range of one of these things, and someone tries to call them to let them know that their wife or roomie or whoever has been critically injured, or fallen seriously ill? Seems to me that whoever's operating the jammer under such conditions could be in for some serious litigation.

    Another example. Lots of firefighters and paramedics are beginning to depend on cellphones for much of their communications. I can only imagine the consequences if someone in the area is operating a jammer.

    I know others have posted that they'd like to jam something "just within ten feet" of themselves, but -- news flash! -- a jamming signal, by its very nature, cannot be limited in this way. In the world of RF, when you radiate a signal, it's going to radiate all over the place. The only way you can control where it goes is to put a Faraday cage (read: shielded enclosure) around the area you want to irradiate (and I think people would look mighty silly walking around in copper-mesh suits, with their 'tail' of a grounding wire).

    In other words: Any signal powerful enough to overcome a cellphone's normal exchange with a nearby cell site is going to have to be powerful enough to radiate a lot further than ten feet, period.

    A REAL solution to the problem would be (guess what?) education and attitude adjustment. Get people to the point where turning their phones OFF (or at least putting them into 'Silent Ring' mode) is a reflex action for restaurants, movie theaters, etc. Start such teaching early ("Responsible Cellphone Use 101" anyone?), perhaps including it as part of common courtesy and manners, and it'll be something that's useful for life.

    Cellphone users really need a strong reminder that their world is not going to collapse if they don't catch every call the millisecond it comes in. At the rate we're going, I won't be surprised to learn that "cellphone addiction" becomes a very real medical or psychological disorder in times to come.

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    1. Re:And what if you jam something critical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Cellphone jammers are a bad idea on several levels ..."

      "I know others have posted that they'd like to jam something "just within ten feet" of themselves, but -- news flash! -- a jamming signal, by its very nature, cannot be limited in this way. In the world of RF, when you radiate a signal, it's going to radiate all over the place ..."

      "A REAL solution to the problem would be (guess what?) education and attitude adjustment ..."


      I wish a tenth of the world was half as sensible as you.

    2. Re:And what if you jam something critical? by BattleTroll · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This argument against jamming cell phones in public places is spurious at best. How many places do you go on a regular basis that have cell service and no landline service? Oh no, I have to walk to the lobby to use the land-line, whatever will I do?

      People that talk on their phones in resturants, theatres, during plays, etc are the bane of modern existence. These people are the most inconsiderate, rude, and self-centered people around. And yet this board is full of appologists who seem to think sharing their private conversations with the rest of the world is not only ok, but an absolute must.

      If you're expecting a critical business call, or your wife is going into labor, DONT GO TO THE MOVIES! Use your head and show a little curtesy. Rude bastards.

  51. Jamming zones by nodwick · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I realize you're being funny, but I'm not sure why many of the posts seem to assume that cell phones should be jammed wherever it's inconvenient for them. Personally, I don't see a difference between someone talking to another person who's physically present, versus chatting on the phone -- at least from the perspective of being the person overhearing the conversation.

    In a restaurant, for example, it's perfectly fine for two people physically in the restaurant to be talking loudly at each other (in fact, in many restaurants everyone's talking loudly at each other), and yet no one would think of wandering over there and telling them to shut up. Conversely, people would be perfectly in their rights to expect two people talking in a movie theater to be quiet once the show starts, and it should be the same with cell phones.

    This means that this type of problem would be more easily solved by just having areas where people are expected to be quiet (like theaters) do passive shielding, which is already legal. It's legal, costs cell phone users nothing, and isn't subject to vigilante jamming. Improperly used, both cell phones and phone jammers can become an annoyance.

    1. Re:Jamming zones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Personally, I don't see a difference between someone talking to another person who's physically present, versus chatting on the phone -- at least from the perspective of being the person overhearing the conversation.

      In my experience this has not been the case. People generally talk far louder on a telephone than they would to a person who is sitting next to them.

      I guess I eat at different types of restaurants than you do, because I've never noticed this shouting effect? Usually restaurants are very quiet, and the sudden blaring of a cheap speaker trying desperately to reproduce Mozart, followed by a shouting episode is an annoyance to everyone in the establishment. You can see it, just look around and heards are turned towards the offender. Mumbles. Shaking heads.

    2. Re:Jamming zones by beeblebrox87 · · Score: 1

      What the heck? Everybody has a cellphone (at least here they do, from CEOs down to homeless people, old ladies down to 10-year-olds). Nobody can control when or where they will get calls. Therefore, everybody understands when others receive calls at inopportune times. Usual courtesy is to leave the room when you receive a call, but people don't look at you like you've committed some heinous crime or something. It happens to everybody, it's the price you pay for being able to reach others, in an emergency or otherwise. Getting angry about it would be like getting angry at somebody for sneezing.

    3. Re:Jamming zones by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      And if you sneeze in my face and don't cover your mouth, I'll be angry.

      Just like you should cover your mouth and turn away to sneeze, you should try to get into an empty room, or at least talk at a low level and keep it brief if you can't.

    4. Re:Jamming zones by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      Nobody can control when or where they will get calls.

      This is the mentality that makes me hate cell phones. Yes, you can control when you get calls. You turn off the phone when you are in a situation when taking a call would be inappropriate -- in a restaurant, a movie theatre, a meeting, or whatever. If you fail to do so, you deserve to have your phone taken away and destroyed. You should count yourself fortunate that you only get dirty looks.

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    5. Re:Jamming zones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Everybody else is doing it!" the child whines. Come on now, you are better than that. If you are in a place where getting a call will annoy others, turn the phone off. If you are expecting something important, set it to vibrate, and exit the premise before you answer the call. This is common fucking sense. I am not employing some higher art of logic here.

      And in my part of the world, even though "everyone" does have a cell, they still get dirty looks if the things goes off in a bad place.

      You cannot honestly tell me with a straight ASCII face that if somebody sneezes on you and doesn't even apologize, that you would be just dandy all right with that. Now what if it happened five or six times a day? It is just as annoying, but I honestly cannot remember the last time somebody sneezed on me. Disrespectful people with their phones though? Wow, countless. That's why you even have people jamming. People would not jam if they weren't fed up! You'd wear a mask if four to eight people sneezed all over you daily.

  52. Doesn't work!! by T34c3r · · Score: 1

    About a year ago I bought one of these ubiquitous devices from the U.K. My friends had cell phones from all the major players....Cingular, Cricket, AT&T, Verizon, Sprint..... Nothing happened with any of them! I would have loved it even if it just made a signal weaker. I did a fair amount of research before I purchased. It seems mine was originally from this company http://www.hubgiant.com/p_wac1000.html (hubgiant) At the time I wanted to buy the Israeli one from NETline....they weren't selling overseas. Bottom line...it never worked. I spoke with many other folks who HAD purchased other models. Their experience was similar to mine. The only positive response I got was from someone who had used the Israeli ones. At the time I didn't have a cell, so hearing other's conversations was annoying, to put it mildly. Eventually, I just gave in and bought a phone myself; therefore, I could talk over the A$$h__le next to me in line at Wal-Mart. As an aside, I teach in a high school. If a student's phone goes off in my class, it stays with me until they write me a paragraph or two on why it's rude to use their phone when someone else is talking. So far I've only had to get reports from 10 students.

  53. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by kgbkgb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I will use my psychic mind reading powers to say that you must be atleast 35.

    How come every generation of old people feels the need to criticize every new technology that comes around by mis-characterizing it?

    I have no interest in being on an electronic leash, forced to be accountable to someone - somewhere

    If you put yourself in a situation where you're "on an electronic leash", then that's your fault. Do you realize that you don't have to answer a cell phone whenever it rings? It's pretty nifty technology, you have to press a button to answer it.

    If you say that the advantages of having a cell phone aren't worth it for you, that's fine. But the only real disadvantage is how much it costs and having to carry it in your pocket. The whole leash thing simply tells me something about your relationship with the would-be leash-holder.

    I imagine some older folks didn't like the telephone when it came out - I refuse to be on a leash when I'm at home, forced to be accountable to someone - somewhere.

  54. Jamming for a while by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 1

    One of my friends in college was an electrical engineer. In the early nineties, as a fun diversion, he built a cell phone blocking device. He'd have another friend go driving with him and the box and whenever they saw a guy using a cell phone while driving, they'd zap him. Their reward was two-fold: they thought they were making the streets safer with this batman and robin vigilante enforcement, and they just loved the looks on these people's faces when they'd get zapped.

    As my friend got closer to graduation, he gave up on the jammer though. He wasn't sure about the legalities of what he was doing and the cell phone population took off geometrically.

    Anyway, I think there's a fun aspect to jamming

  55. Put them in movie theaters first! by PierceLabs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't think of a better place for them to be than in movie theaters or at the opera houses of the world. Since these companies are apparently trying to figure out how to remotely disable cell phone cameras, perhaps they could somehow remotely force peoples phones into vibrate or something.

  56. So how do you know when you're being jammed? by grassy_knoll · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shades of Spaceballs....

    Caller: yadda yadda yadda... huh? *blink* *blink*
    Bystander: Whats wrong?
    Caller: I just got cut off... and there's this goop comming out of my cell..
    Bystander: *rubs finger in goop* *licks finger* ... hmmm... rasberry... dude, youre getting jammed!

  57. private property by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The space inside a private building is private property, and the owner/controller can put anything in it they want that is lawful to possess, including noisy radio waves in a given band at low power. However, my phone is private property, and no one may interfere with it within the physical boundaries of its case. They can jam the waves from my antenna in their air, but they can't send "off" commands inside the phone. So they might claim some kind of "performance" rights, and perhaps copyrights, on the appearance of objects inside, but they can't materially prevent me from snapping a picture and taking it outside, without violating my property rights. The professional photographer and art communities have been fighting that one out; perhaps we can take a lesson from them, or perhaps their commercial rights to the appearance of their property conflicts too much with the traditional reality where beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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    1. Re:private property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's obvious you don't know how the FCC laws are structured and what they allow and disallow. I won't explain them all but they are very strict with regard to interfering with primary users on a band allocation. It doesn't matter if you have the jammer in your private building in your private property and you allow someone to be on your private property, you still cannot jam their radio signals.

    2. Re:private property by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      It's apparent, Anonymous Coward, that you make no distinction between the "rights" to which I refer, and the "FCC laws" you vaguely cite. By way of explanation, if you waive your rights to the space inside your house, don't complain when someone fills that vacuum with their right to record the conversations they find there. Even if some FCC document says otherwise, my rights are inalienable. Meaning I will retain them, even if some sneaky bureaucrat encroaches on them, by my own free actions.

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    3. Re:private property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really are foolish. I was just going to point out the obvious but now I'll really have to teach you a lesson.

      Fact 1)
      You cannot legally transmit even at low power on arbitrary frequencies. There are many frequency ranges that are blacked out.

      Fact 2)
      If you want to create a device to transmit on the available low power frequencies, it must be certified by the FCC as a low power device (ever see those "Part 15 Transmitter" stickers?). The funny thing about unlicensed transmitters is that technically all transmitters have to be licensed by the FCC. It's just that the station operators do not need licenses.

      Fact 3)
      It does not matter to the FCC where your transmitter is located. Private property or not the FCC rules do not make a distinction.

      Fact 3)
      Cell phones are known as "Primary" users of the cell phone frequency bands. No transmitter licensed or unlicensed may cause harmful interference with the primary user.

      Fact 4) See Part 15.5 (this is the low power section):
      Sec. 15.5 General conditions of operation.

      (a) Persons operating intentional or unintentional radiators shall not be deemed to have any vested or recognizable right to continued use of any given frequency by virtue of prior registration or certification of equipment, or, for power line carrier systems, on the basis of prior notification of use pursuant to Sec. 90.63(g) of this chapter.
      (b) Operation of an intentional, unintentional, or incidental radiator is subject to the conditions that no harmful interference is caused and that interference must be accepted that may be caused by the operation of an authorized radio station, by another intentional or unintentional radiator, by industrial, scientific and medical (ISM) equipment, or by an incidental radiator.
      (c) The operator of a radio frequency device shall be required to cease operating the device upon notification by a Commission representative that the device is causing harmful interference. Operation shall not resume until the condition causing the harmful interference has been corrected.
      (d) Intentional radiators that produce Class B emissions (damped wave) are prohibited.

      In case you were wondering what harmful interference is:
      (m) Harmful interference. Any emission, radiation or induction that endangers the functioning of a radio navigation service or of other safety services or seriously degrades, obstructs or repeatedly interrupts a radiocommunications service operating in accordance with this chapter.

      GOD DAMN IT IS FUN BEING RIGHT ALL THE TIME!

      What were these "rights" you were talking about? Something about "rights" that were "including noisy radio waves in a given band at low power."

      I dare you to respond, Doc.

    4. Re:private property by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Flames from an Anonymous Coward are much more effective when they are at least brief, especially when they are so off the mark. Rather than imagine you scouring the FCC website while your neighbors are out having fun with one another, I'll charitably locate your Sunday 3:30AM EST posting in a country outside these United States, where your beloved FCC is a quirky little Commission we invented to codify how we use some of our stuff here in the US.

      My country has an old-fashioned government, which we made up after kicking out the old government, which was running around like the *king* was the source of power, with some kind of direct line to his god. We told him to get lost, in a stubborn letter called the Declaration of Independence. Look in the second paragraph, where it reads "unalienable rights" - we've updated our language over the centuries to "inalienable", but the principle still means "cannot be given or taken away". Read The Friendly Post ; your prattle about FCC "laws" are trumped by my rights. When I fill the space in my home with electromagnetic waves of my choosing, my property rights are in control. Now, if you want to hand your rights in your own home over to the FCC, that's your problem. But don't expect me to cooperate. Especially when you ignore how the people institute governments among men to secure these rights, and alter or abolish them when their form becomes destructive to the security of those rights.

      Don't worry, Anonymous Coward, your envy of my being right all the time is a sign that you can learn from me. Don't squander my patience.

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    5. Re:private property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go ahead, try to find where it says that property rights trump FCC rules. This is the second post where you've said that they do. Put up or shut up. Why would you even think that I was scouring the FCC website. I already knew the laws so I just had to copy and paste so they were not so "vague" for you.

      By the way, your rights are "God" given by the fact that you have free will. Even the Declaration of Independence says this. It does not matter which country or goverment you live in. You have those rights. There is not a single letter of piece of paper than can take that away from you. You can however be killed by your old-fashioned government for taking actions against the government. An interesting contradiction isn't it? So what do your property rights say when an FCC agent comes into "your private property" with a search warrant because your low power transmitter is interferring with cell phones? I assume you take out your .357 from under your pillow and direct him out the door? After all it is IN YOUR HOME. What you want to do IN YOUR HOME is an inalienable right. What do you do when your old-fashioned government sends you a letter of taxation on property and land that you own! So much for private property rights.

      Now if you want to be specific about rights, try reading the Declaration of Independence again. It does not say anything about private property being an inalienable rights. Life, Liberty, the Pursuit of Happiness. Private property ownership rights in the US come from the Constitution. FCC laws come from the Congress which was created through the Constitution.

    6. Re:private property by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Once you've crawled out from under your Anonymous rock of Cowardice, you'll discover that adults use lawyers to protect our rights when we're challenged. And we use public discussions like these, although usually conducted with more respect than obnoxious insults, to change obsolete government forms inappropriate to the exercise of our freedom.

      You don't seem to have grown up enough to grasp that the FCC or its minions can't even legally detect the EM activity confined merely to the inside of my house, and rightfully so. Your Cowardly zeal to Anonymously shoot off your mouth blinds you to the point in my original post where I point out that my property rights to my phone protect me from interference within its physical boundaries. The FCC regulations apparently apply to the surface of my phone's antenna, which is protected from signals that interfere with its functions that I lawfully expect. More importantly, you also don't seem to understand that rights exist independent of any document. They are specified in the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, simplifing the art of living among other people, some of whom work for the government. As for "God", even the Declaration of Independence refers only to a "Creator", in the present tense, so even godforsaken Cowards who believe that a single gun protects their rights cannot lose them, only forsake them. The source of our freedom is inalienable (did you bother to look it up, Coward?) as freedom is integral to our identity as humans.

      You can yap about "free will" or government murder all you want. Your bellicose intransigence, behind a Cowardly mask of Anonymitiy, dissuades me from even the entertainment value of schooling you in the ir/rationality of property taxation. Certainly not if you spend Saturday nights burrowing in your copies of FCC records, rather than enjoying the company of other people in the privacy of their homes and establishments.

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    7. Re:private property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lawyers are only used to protect rights that the government allows by way of the Constitution and Federal law.

      Since you do not seem to be capable of reading, I will repeat this in the hope that you can grow a brain and one day understand the written language:
      By the way, your rights are "God" given by the fact that you have free will. Even the Declaration of Independence says this. It does not matter which country or goverment you live in. You have those rights. There is not a single letter of piece of paper than can take that away from you.

      In your rambling about rights I hope one day you will be able to understand how free will is the ultimate human right.

      The mere fact that the FCC cannot enter your house without probable cause does not negate the fact that it is ILLEGAL to transmit causing harmful interference to a primary user of a frequency band. This means that even if you allow someone to enter your private property, you cannot interfere with their cell phone using your low power device. It is illegal. If you interfere with this person's cell phone, they have to make but one call to the FCC and the FCC will be knocking at your door.

      Are you of such a despicable character that you believe something is only illegal if you are caught

      Shall I also point you to the FCC documents that state that devices such as TV sets are required to accept radio interference from properly working and licensed radio stations? Yes, that's right. If I have a radio station transmitting in the proper frequency band and at a proper power output, I can transmit whatever I want which may interfere with the operation of your "property". What were you saying about surface of the antenna? Something about property rights and interfering with a devices internal functions? Ah yes... again your lack of education is exceeded only by your lack of facts in your truly pointless rhetoric.

      Go ahead, school me in the ir/rationality of property taxation. Instead of discussing FCC regulations and the U.S. Constitution both of which you obviously know nothing about, try your hand at property taxation and while you're at it, try explaining the 5th Constitutional Amendment.

      And I quote:
      "...nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation"

      It looks like your "property" is actually the state's property based on their choice and conception of just compensation.

    8. Re:private property by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Anonymous insult flinger: when you've grown up enough to listen to someone with a clue, try reading Milton on "license versus liberty". Or Lincoln's writing about the inevitable expression of rights, regardless of repression, no matter how "unlawful". Try talking to some adults about what we protect, and how we get along without sacrificing what is most valuable. Laws document conventions in which adults engage their rightful conduct, predicated on an adult understanding of how to act out our natural urges. Until you've learned to communicate as an adult, keep your venom out of any attempt to engage me in a one-sided "conversation" which requires continual redirection of your snout at the points on which we actually agree. And remember that my right to swing my arms ends just short of your nose.

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    9. Re:private property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You keep talking about these "rights" yet you stray from the original point of discussing how the FCC regulations are either 1) unconstitutional or 2) violating inalienable rights. Maybe it is because discussing inalienable rights is the only place where you will not be caught in false statements due to your lack of knowledge. Yet this is not even true because you espouse your inalienable rights yet live in a government that knowingly takes away those rights from countless innocent people by way of imprisonment and execution not to mention taxation and property seizure.

      In all these posts, you still have not yet explained how a low power transmitter interferring with a cell phone is legal. Maybe in the parallel universe where you have a clue, your alter-ego can get to the point and admit defeat. I can clearly see your personality is quite a confrontational and angry one so your chance of admitting defeat is low despite the obvious failure of your arguments in both fact and principles.

      Get to the point. Unless you don't have one in which case your rhetoric is wasted. You state that we have points in agreement. Which might these be? At a a minimum, provide me with you treatise on property rights and so that I may gladly tear it apart piece by piece. Explain the property rights consistent with eminent domain.

  58. Pet Peeve Thread by banzai75 · · Score: 1

    I agree. This is a universal phone problem not limited to cell phones. However, at least normal people do this in their own homes rather than in public.

    - When in a group in a restaurant or car and a person in your group is talking on the phone. This makes me mad because the normal tendency is that everyone else HAS to be quiet in order for the person to hear over the phone.

    - Annoying ringers. I don't mind cell phones going off in public places, but why do people have to use the damn ringers that make me cringe?

    - People talking on the phone while driving. I have seem more bad driving due to this than your ordinary dumb driver. I also love it when it's snowing, the roads are icy and people are driving around with one hand on the wheel and not paying attention to anything but their damn phone call.

    - Who are people calling at 7am? Are they just calling the other folks on the road that have a cell phone?

    And to think, I just may have become a hippocrit because I just bought a damn cell phone. Doh!

    1. Re:Pet Peeve Thread by LetterJ · · Score: 1

      " Who are people calling at 7am? Are they just calling the other folks on the road that have a cell phone?"

      For years, I've been at my desk at 7am or earlier as a matter of course. Oftentimes, when co-workers discover this fact, they begin to call me from the road. I'm always amazed when people (not necessarily you) seem to assume that the whole world starts up at 8 or 9am when they roll into the office.

      Incidentally, I'm *never* alone at that time in any office I've worked in. In many offices there are quite a few people working then.

      Of course this comes with another downside of people complaining when you leave at 4:00. People who actually didn't arrive until 9:30 will say things like, "I wish *I* could leave at 4:00" while completely oblivious to the stupidity of the statement.

  59. Silent use of a cell phone - Web browers and SMS by RoundSparrow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm sure I'm not the only IT person who has to turn on a cell phone in movie theater. In my case, I can check and respond to a situation with WAP or more modern browser. Who says you need to make noise?

    I own my business... I'm on call 24x7 but work 50 hours a week (sometimes more, sometimes less).

    I love the freedom of being able to go into a movie and only having to read a couple text messages. I keep my phone on my lap, try not to create any light pollution.

    For all those who think jamming is cool - why not just force people to use silent text messaging or web browsing?

    I mean a silent pager with vibrate worked for me in the 1980's? Is it these stupid new kids who don't think that are causing all of us to suffer?

  60. Re:Tempting. - Dr with vibrating phone + text msg by RoundSparrow · · Score: 1

    Why can't a doctor use text msg and vibrating phone?! Modern text msg technology can get a confirmation reply, etc.

  61. Darwin Anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone that place their job / relationship / life in the probability of someone answering a cell phone is just asking for it.

  62. i bought one -- it didn't work by pumpkinempanada · · Score: 0

    Hey, I bought a cell phone jammer from the UK. Not that exact one. It didn't work. You could hold the thing right up to a working cell phone and all it did was dim the signal a little.

  63. Heck, I'd settle if they only jammed Nextel by elliotweston · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cretinous users of Nextel phones have got to be the worst. For those who haven't experienced this, it's all the fun of hearing one side of a conversation, together with the other side of the conversation, _and_ a piercing BEEP-BEEP when the half-duplex switches directions. Beyond the merely rude, these devices monopolize any environment they're in. So far, my only countermeasures have been to face the user and shout "Breaker 1-9" at random intervals.

    1. Re:Heck, I'd settle if they only jammed Nextel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cretinous users of Nextel phones have got to be the worst. For those who haven't experienced this, it's all the fun of hearing one side of a conversation, together with the other side of the conversation, _and_ a piercing BEEP-BEEP when the half-duplex switches directions. Beyond the merely rude, these devices monopolize any environment they're in. So far, my only countermeasures have been to face the user and shout "Breaker 1-9" at random intervals.

      Somewhat annoying in an open public space where I can walk away. Extremely annoying when I'm seated/standing in an enclosed space and they're within earshot. I find that repeating the person's conversation usually gets them to shut up on the subway or bus. Additionally, on the subway, I generally get a bit more space to sit as people clear away from me.

      On the bus ride home in the evening, people like to conduct business on their cell phones. They tend to give out their cell phone numbers to the person/answering machine on the other end of the line. Write these numbers down! They're quite valuable when signing up for that "Free" magazine subscription that requires your phone number. Bathroom walls make good places to keep those numbers handy, too.

  64. Re:Yes! - SMS and WAP are A-OK! by RoundSparrow · · Score: 1

    Hear hear! Focus on the problem, don't throw baby out with the wawa.

  65. If only it were legal... by Angram · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think a taser might be a more interesting solution.

    They have a stand-off distance of 15 feet, so you should have no problem creating a nice quiet area around you.

    Happy hunting ;)

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  66. Ha! by Feztaa · · Score: 1

    the attending physician for your wife / brother / etc

    That's what you think! I don't HAVE a wife, OR a brother!

    :)

    1. Re:Ha! by Tingler · · Score: 1

      I am your brother you insensitive clod.

  67. That's how it always is by ScottCanto · · Score: 1

    The newest, hottest technology becomes a must-have, until everyone has it and is completely saturated by it. Then new technology comes out to couter the old technology.

  68. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I will use my psychic mind reading powers to say that you must be atleast 35.

    Heheh... Nope, but I'm old beyond my years.

    How come every generation of old people feels the need to criticize every new technology that comes around by mis-characterizing it?

    Actually, I love technology; my career choices undoubtedly reflect that.

    If you put yourself in a situation where you're "on an electronic leash", then that's your fault. Do you realize that you don't have to answer a cell phone whenever it rings? It's pretty nifty technology, you have to press a button to answer it.

    I know. But the reality is that when the phone rings, you feel obliged to answer it. Then, pretty soon, it's a nuisance and makes you feel guilty.

    Of course, you can turn off the ringer. Then, the problem becomes, "Huh-NEEEEEEE... Why didn't you answer the phone when I called? What were you doing?"

    People become accustomed to being able to reach you and talk to you about every stupid little thing that happens in their lives.

    For the very same reason I eschew land-line telephones or ICQ and other messaging systems, and like e-mail: It's a constant interruption. With e-mail, on the other hand, the sender can send the message when it's convenient for them. I can then read it and reply when it's convenient for me. Telephones, in particular cellphones, require it to be convenient for both parties to talk at the same time.

    If you say that the advantages of having a cell phone aren't worth it for you, that's fine. But the only real disadvantage is how much it costs and having to carry it in your pocket. The whole leash thing simply tells me something about your relationship with the would-be leash-holder.

    Okay. Try this. Turn off your cellphone for a week. Tell me what you get from your friends. "I tried to call you, but you didn't answer." Endlessly. You've built up the expectation that you will be available to discuss all sorts of stupid things, including the weather, any time they're feeling bored in the lineup at the grocery store.

    My friends know how I feel about cellphones, and telephones in general. We communicate by e-mail. We arrange to get together to drink beer by e-mail.

    I imagine some older folks didn't like the telephone when it came out - I refuse to be on a leash when I'm at home, forced to be accountable to someone - somewhere.

    For sure. But there's still the escape with a regular telephone. If you don't answer your land line, they assume that you're out. If you don't answer your cellphone - which, by tradition, is always with you - then they assume that you're ignoring them.

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  69. Places clearly identified-Thumbing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I don't agree with random people able to jam the phone signal. However, it makes sense for certain places, like movie theaters, banks, etc, although they should clearly have a sign saying "Warning: Cellphone signal jamming inside the building" or something."

    Will that be any more effective than the "Please turn off pagers and cellphones, before entering building." signs?[1]

    [1] BIG HINT people. This is a social problem, not a technological one. For those who pay attention to history, technology has a poor record of solving social issues, and in fact makes them worse.

  70. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by kgbkgb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not terrible arguments, but I still maintain you're putting yourself in that situation. Tell your wife and friends:
    "Look... I don't feel like answering my phone all the time, and I don't always have it on me anyway. Leave a message."

    I know when I call someone's cell phone and they don't answer, I assume they don't have it on them or they're in an area where they don't get service.

  71. Jammers are good for by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

    Trains, busses, cinema, cafes, supermarkets and basically just fucking with people's minds when you're bored.

    Yabber yabber yabber (repeat ad nauseam)

    Reach into pocket, click....

    Yabber yabber yabber? Uh? Yabber? Hellooo yabber?

    click....

    Bleep bleep bleep... Yabber? Yeah yabber phone yabber yabber yabber yabber (repeat ad nauseam).

    (snigger) click...

    Uh? Yabber? Hellooo yabber? Helloooo? Bloody yabber phone.

    click...

    Repeat as required.

    What? You might be on an important call? There are 6 billion people on the planet less important than I am. Legality? Laws which are unenforcable just make the legal professions look stupid. Detectors? Yah ha, riiight.

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  72. cure worse than the disease by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    exactly why I don't own or use one of these jammers... instead I have my burly security types address those who get angry, or blatantly choose to flout the cell phone prohibition. We are virtually always full, often with sick, sick people, and they I do NOT tolerate disruptive people in my department... it's unacceptable that the other patients have to suffer rudeness on top of their illness.

    Note: I always ask nicely first, just to give them a chance to be adult about the matter...

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  73. here you go... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, I fucked your dad in and left a liter of my cum in his ass. Then, I let your mom suck my dick, which was covered in your dad's turds and my cum. Then when I was ready to cum, I rammed my dick inside her and impregnated the bitch. That's how you were born.

    Gotta love swingers.

    If you're interested, you do have a half-brother. But he's a worthless fuck, I wouldn't bother.

  74. Don't see my school doing this anytime soon.. by MadAnthony02 · · Score: 1

    I work for a college, and we use Nextel Direct Connect extensivly to commuicate with our techs. Frequently, a piece of classroom technology will break during a class (projector, pc, ect) or a professor will have trouble using equiptment. If all our classrooms were unreachable, it would make it difficult for us to dispatch techs.

    Ironically, one of our satelite campuses has it's own wireless SpectraLink wireless pbx phone system for communicating with techs and facility people.

  75. Maybe I'll turn your cellphone off...with my foot by slyborg · · Score: 1

    Part of the solution is good old community pressure. If everyone would lower the verbal boom on boors, it would serve as a useful corrective in society.

    If some biker dude with "Killer" tattooed on his arm applied it to someone's scrawny neck when they "forget" to deactivate their cellphone during a showing of "Love, Actually", I would suspect their memory would dramatically improve the next time they were in a theater. "Direct Connect" technology at its best.

    This is all an example of the disconnected culture we have been developing and that wireless devices foster, but do not create. People feel uncomfortable talking to others face-to-face. [irony] What would probably work better than a jammer for these incidents is some way of allowing people with a cellphone to locate a nearby cellphone and page it to bitch out that person for using the cellphone in the theatre or wherever. [/irony]

  76. Microsoft technology at our service as usual by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    With new technology from Microsoft, you dont have to jam phones with expensive equipment. Now you can just send them an RPC virus!

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  77. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other words, people who are desperately starved for attention, and willing to look as ridiculous as possible to get it.

  78. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    Exactly, its called "managing expectations". Just make it clear how you choose to use your phone. Christ, its not such a big deal.

    Although I do agree with him that people tend to let their cell phones rule their lives.

  79. Jamming university lectures by POPE+Mad+Mitch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    wtf is the point in jamming phone signals for university students in lectures.

    If someone isnt paying attention, or causing any kind of disruption, you kick them out, as i saw several lecturers do in my days as a student.

    University students dont have to be in every lecture, they are not forced to sit through it, and its not like theyre school kids and theres some legal obligation to teach them.

    If the lecture bores you, or you think nattering on your phone is more important, get the feck out and copy someones notes later.

    Blocking mobile phones in order to try and force getting peoples attention is just another example of the growing trend in todays society to look for inappropriate technical solutions to social and discipline problems that have always had an effective old-fashioned solution, if only every one wasnt so lazy and/or afraid of frivolous law suits.

  80. Better solution. by fondue · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "While actively jamming a cell-phone signal is illegal in the US, a distributor reports most of his sales go to US customers, including universities which use the technology to stop students from diddling away on phones during lectures."

    Or you could, you know, *ask people to turn off their phones* at the start of the lecture/term.

    They had grasped this concept when I was at university five years ago, I would be surprised if there were still pockets of the academic world who hadn't figured this out yet.

    Most likely these supposed 'sales to universities' are just some marketing crap that the people selling these illegal and antisocial devices have cooked up to try and give themselves an air of legitimacy or acceptability.

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    1. Re:Better solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, do the same as one of my professors, who would deduct 10 points of his next test score each time a student's phone rang during class.

    2. Re:Better solution. by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Sure, now can I shoot the people who don't listen? Last time I went to the theator (a real theator with live actors and I paid $40 for cheap seats) 3 different cell phones rang. In the printed program they asked everyone to turn off their cell phone, with a note that if you could get an emergency call to leave your phone with staff outside who will be glad to answer it for you, and find you. Then again before the play started they reminded everyone to turn theirs off.

      Despite all that effort, THREE people couldn't turn their phone off. I don't think jamming is the answer, jail should be. 1 week behind bars would be enough I would think. Explain to your boss why you can't come in, to your kids why you aren't home... (most of those there were with work, so vacation to an undisclosed location will be seen right through)

      My cell phone wasn't one of those that rang because the power was off. (Though it turns out it wouldn't have rang anyway because noone tried to call me)

  81. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by MegaThawt · · Score: 1

    ...you must be at least 35. older folks didn't like the telephone when it came out well, (wheeeze) I'm 48 and (cractchet cawf) what's this dagnab (whisle) phone thing you are talking about (wheeze)? you youngin's ought to be more polite and what were we talking about now?

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  82. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    I bought a cell phone. And I gave the number to one person. Why? Because it's for emergency use only.

  83. Triggering bombs with cell phones?! by ElGanzoLoco · · Score: 1

    From the article: By connecting a cell phone to hidden explosives, and then calling that phone, one can detonate a bomb (the electrical charge that activates the ringer on the cell phone serves as the triggering signal)

    Triggering bombs with cell phones? Funny, I had thought *exactly* about this some time ago. And yeah, I thought using the ringer's electrical input was the easiest way to go. With only one big question mark though: what happens if someone (wrong number) calls while I'm setting up the bomb?

    To be more specific, I had thought about hiding a cell phone + a year's worth of battery (or maybe using a dynamo) + some grams of explosive in the frame of my bicycle: in case somebody stole it, I just had to call that number and the whole bike went BooM. I never did it and actually regretted it when some motherfucker stole my bike!!

    Next step, figure out how to build a GPS/cell phone that passively stays in the bike's frame, and that gives me the coordinates by SMS when I call it. Can I script a Java phone to do that? :)

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    1. Re:Triggering bombs with cell phones?! by bryanthompson · · Score: 1

      unless your bike is worth $5,000 i'd say forget it. Or maybe call OnStar about getting it installed on a bike. they'd probably think you were pranking them :)

  84. Signal locator would probably be more effective by rwa2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Jamming is a solution, but simply being able to locate and reprimand people with cell phones would probably be better in the long run.

    First of all, it's a sociological solution. If people know they can be detected, they would simply concentrate on following the "no cellphone" rule, rather than trying to be discreet or circumventing jamming mechanism (which would lead to a jamming/anti-jamming escalation).

    The detector wouldn't have to be so complex (though it would certainly be tres cool to have a tricorder-like 3D spectrum analyzer). It could be as simple as a wand hooked up to an amplified speaker :P . With a little more work, you could probably tune them to the 2Ghz cell phone frequencies to increase their range and do some triangulation to cover a larger room, and put it on a public display so everyone could see who was violating the no cell phone rule, or forgot to turn them off, etc.

  85. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

    Heh. I've actually gotten trained to decline or let voicemail get calls...since I'm allowed to have my personal cell at work, but not to answer it. (I work customer service phone for a large, bankrupt LEC phone company, you see, so I can be on their phone but not mine.) So I can hear the vibrator go off against the desk, look at the screen, see who it's from...and then press the "decline" button so it goes right to my voicemail. The only annoying thing are people with no caller ID who don't leave voicemail...but then, if it's not important enough for them to leave a message, it probably wasn't important enough for me to need to talk to them anyway. And thus, I can treat my voicemail like you treat email: I can listen and reply when it's convenient for me.

    The funny thing is, it's actually easier for me this way than it was with a landline. For the couple of years I had a landline (with no caller ID) and an answering machine, I never could remind myself, "Hey, you dope, let the machine get it and only pick up if it's someone you want to talk to." Briiing, and I'd grab the receiver...and sometimes end up wishing I hadn't.

    And actually, yes, I do get "why don't you ever answer your phone?" usually from my parents. (Though I imagine I'll get that less now that I have a spiffy new cellphone that supports putting a timer on the profile, so even if I forget to turn the ringer back on, as I often did with the old one, it turns itself back on after I get off work.) But I've got them pretty well trained to communicate the really important stuff via email and let me call them if it's necessary that we talk.

    Since when is your cellphone "always with you" anyway? You could have left it in your car or your other coat. And even if it is with you, you're under no obligation to get it, no matter what your "friends" think. There are places like my job where you can't answer it, movie theaters or restaurants where it would be impolite to answer it (or even let it ring in the first place, not that this stops some people), driving on the freeway where it might be dangerous to answer it (not that this stops those same people), or quiet time when you just plain don't feel like answering it. And guess what? That's your choice to make. If your friends can't understand that, then they probably aren't worth your friendship. And hey, a nice thing about today's cellphones is that you can actually send text messages to them that, like email, you can review and answer when you feel like it.

    For me, the decision to upgrade to a cellphone came when I got cablemodem and stopped relying on dialup. I then realized that I could either spend $30 a month on a landline whose only purpose was now to take and make calls, or $35 a month on a cell with 200 minutes a month...which is more than I ever use most of the time anyway. So not only could I still take those calls, I could make them from anywhere. With subsequent spiffs like unlimited nights and weekends, free long distance, and limited web functions (such as a phone directory and AIM messaging) on the cell, the choice has become easier than ever.

    Now I can get off work in the evening, go out to my car, pick up the take-out menu I keep in the passenger seat, place an order for sate beef or curry chicken at the excellent Chinese restaurant around the corner from my apartment, and have it ready for me by the time I get there. I can go to the movie theater early and reserve seats for The Fellowship of the Ring Extended Edition for my parents, who have to attend my niece's birthday party right before and want to leave that as late as possible...and when they get there, they can phone me from the payphone in the lobby to come out and give them their tickets. (And of course I'll turn it off during the movie itself.) If I have an emergency on the road, or otherwise think of an urgent call I need to make while I'm out of the apartment, I can make the call right then and there, without having to hunt for a payphone or fish in my

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  86. *Active* jamming is illegal, not all jamming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just build a building with metal walls, or staple metal window screen to the wall side of the sheetrock when building the theater or classroom and no more damned cell phone noise! All perfectly legal.

    Of course it would be more fun to come up with a device to make all cell phones within a certain radius blow up, but this is unlikely to be legal. Justifiable, but not legal.

  87. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by Garak · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    They still use blackboards? Here in NL, Canada they are considers a health hazord and have been replaced by white boards in all the schools and collages.

    I don't think the fumes from some of the cleaners and markers are much better for you than chauk dust.

    Hopefully they will all be replaced by LCD projectors and the instructors will make all the notes aviable on the lan.

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  88. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ by Brad · · Score: 1

    Setting realistic expectations for reachability is only part of the problem. People place calls for conversation at inappropriate times (e.g. driving or *in* restuarants or stores to use up that "wasted" time) and, even if they recieve or place a call during an "appropriate time", there is a general unwillingness to hang up with the disembodied voice gabbing in their ear when the physical situation changes. The net effect is that quite a few folks end up ignoring completely or only giving partial attention to real world situations that need their undevided attention.

    I can't count the number of folks I've seen drive extremely poorly, bollux up the works going through check-out lines or ignore friends at dinner all while carrying on a conversations with the box at their ear. Apart from when you're isolated in a box (driving your car or at home) the conversations are loud and disruptive in any but the noisiest of environments, making for an unenjoyable time for the friends in the flesh and everybody within earshot.

    -Brad

  89. Speaking of self-righteous... by rhizome · · Score: 1

    Check yourself. You seem to be saying that all of your cell conversations concern these important aspects of your life, certainly this doesn't reflect your reality! You further assume that cellphone jamming would be used only in arbitrary situations or for frivolous reasons. While that may be true in some instances, I would feel perfectly justified using one of these in a restaurant, movie, or other environment where one person can ruin things for a larger group. This includes talking on the phone while operating the most common of deadly weapons: the car.

    Revenge is one of the most self-righteous of desires, will your instinct to destroy anything that annoys you (even if it is aggravated by your own behavior) stop you from engaging in frivolous conversations in a public setting? Is other peoples' annoyance secondary to your own? It seems so, given that you are blind to the basic idea that two wrongs don't make a right.

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  90. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

    Yeah, well, Beethoven's Fifth, being played through a crappy 2" piezoelectric disk speaker as the ringtone on some Nokia in a movie theater.

    I absolutely hate those damn ring tones.
    Who wants their incoming call to sound like they are playing a gameboy?

    With the latest cell phones having better speakers in them, why don't they just have the damn thing beep once and announce in a human voice "You have a call"?

    Would that be too much to ask? Aaagh!

    The next time I hear "Great Balls of Fire" on a cell phone, I think I could quite possibly kill the person.

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  91. Simple solution. by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 1


    Then just pop the jammer enough to remove the signal the moment that someone decides to get obnoxious. Case closed.

    If someone gets a cell phone call in a theatre and runs out, that is respectable, although the vast majority of cells should be ON VIBRATE ALL THE TIME, and not playing some damn song that makes you think "is that Limp Bizkit? I think that's Limp Bizkit. What was I thinking about again?"

    Zap them when they are offensive, not on the possibility of offending. That is extreme.

    Also, the last time I checked, people on some of these new phones can message send. They should have an option that says message only, if you want to leave a phone number or message, which I bet many do.

    Look, don't ruin someone's life by running the thing all the time, just jam their stupid conversation when they ruin your movie or dinner.

  92. jamming hotels by mlush · · Score: 1

    There are hotels in Scotland (and probably elsewhere) that jam cellphones so that guests think their in a dead spot and use the hotel phones. It sounds like the sort of thing Basil Fawlty would do

  93. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by raju1kabir · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I will use my psychic mind reading powers to say that you must be atleast 35.
    How come every generation of old people feels the need to criticize every new technology that comes around by mis-characterizing it?

    Sorry, I'm not 35 and I'm another cell phone hater.

    Are the devices inherently evil? Of course not. However, in the vast majority of people who have them, they encourage behavior that ranges from irritating to extremely annoying to downright dangerous.

    I know any number of otherwise nice people who will answer these things (or at least reflexively check the screen) in the middle of face-to-face conversations, which is the height of rudeness. Some of these people do it enough that I really don't enjoy hanging around them anymore. For one of them it's even caused problems with her marriage - her husband can't stand it either and she doesn't seem to be able to kick the habit.

    On trains, the racket of cellphones ringing and getting yacked into has destroyed what was once a restful way to travel. Other public spaces have suffered as well. People who are able to maintain normal volume levels when talking with the person next to them are for some reason unable to resist screaming their stupid inane shit into the little plastic box. In fact, I think one of the upsetting things about cell phones is that by raising the volume level of conversations I'm exposed to, it's correspondingly raised my awareness of what morons most people are. I'd like to think it's just that the same people who choose to have cellphones are also subintelligent twits, but depressingly I've seen no particular basis for that.

    And, of course, almost every time I look into the window of a car after it's executed some brain-dead maneuver on the city streets (last-minute unsignalled turns, cutting other drivers off, almost mowing down pedestrians in crosswalks, etc.), the driver has a phone stuck to his/her ear.

    If the price came down to about $100 I'd happily buy a jammer and carry it always.

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  94. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by kgbkgb · · Score: 2, Funny

    Curry chicken from a chinese place?
    Odd :)

  95. Blackboards, Whiteboards, Video Projectors by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    They still use blackboards? Here in NL, Canada they are considers a health hazord and have been replaced by white boards in all the schools and collages.

    This is in Ottawa, Canada, at Carleton University. Yup, still using blackboards, installed last year in the brand-new Azrieli Theater.

    I don't think the fumes from some of the cleaners and markers are much better for you than chauk dust.

    I would think so. It's probably some idiot with an arts degree who read in The National Enquirer that chalk dust might cause coughing, so without considering the whole system implications (ie. whiteboard chemicals), petitioned the school for the health effects. Universities are more apt to be "politically correct" and "environmentally correct" than rational, so they probably caved.

    Personally, I would have sat the complainant down in my office, where there would be a chalk board, a white board, and a video projector.

    I would invite the complainant to sniff the chalk dust, then the whiteboard markers and cleaners, then lick the lead solder on one of the video projector's PC boards. Before the Pb2+ ions could reach the complainant's intercranial fluids, I would then ask the complainant which one he or she now felt was more environmentally friendly and less apt to cause health problems.

    If the complainant continued to prefer that blackboards were removed, then I would have the complainant removed from the campus for "lacking the basic common sense and reasoning abilities which we must expect of university students". At the very least, I would provide the complainant with a DeVilbiss respirator with dust cartridges, and one of those old Radio Shack toy firefighters helmets with the revolving light, both of which said complainant was going to wear as a condition of his or her presence on campus. (After all, we have to simultaneously protect this student from accidentally banging his or her cranium on things, and alert faculty and fellow students that this individual is delicate.)

    Hopefully they will all be replaced by LCD projectors and the instructors will make all the notes aviable on the lan.

    No. For many parts of the lecture, yes, this would be a good thing. But there are lots of cases where the chalkboard is useful - in particular, answering a student's question by working out the problem on the board. The actual act of writing notes on the blackboard also forces the instructor to interact with the material. In my university experience, many PhDs really shouldn't have been teaching at all (a gifted researcher, for example, isn't necessarily an even reasonable teacher), and the best instructors were those who didn't have the "Doctor" title. Actually interacting with the material at a blackboard might be helping a PhD who hasn't solved a differential equation in 20 years remember how to do it so he can properly answer a question. I think the potential for embarrassment would also make them spend time reviewing the material before presenting it to the class.

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    1. Re:Blackboards, Whiteboards, Video Projectors by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      Though chalk dust might be a lung hazard, the particles of dry-erase marker material could be just as bad and yes, the volatile organic solvents are no picnic either. What is amusing is that chalk is composed of calcium carbonate. Many foods these days are adulterated with calcium carbonate - yes, chalk! - bread, instant oatmeal, bakery. Anyway this is all a good reason to change over to 4x8 foot gigapixel Etch-A-Sketches. Why doesn't someone make them?

  96. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oy ve. So now they have simply sunk to teaching high school math in the universities in the States.

  97. Tough. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's their own fault for having a medical emergency within my 'Sphere of Silence'.
    Besides, who am I to interfere with the will of God?

    1. Re:Tough. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice troll. Too bad I ain't biting. =P

  98. too bad that by treat · · Score: 1

    It is rated for usage at a maximum of 80% humidity. Most people don't live in such dry areas that the humidity never gets above 80%.

  99. Speaking of self-righteous- How do you know me! by ericspinder · · Score: 4, Insightful
    How do you know my reality, I didn't say all of my conversations are important (but for some it might be most), please don't take my comments out of context, just to FLAME ME. My cellphone is the life line to my son, who has had several serious medical problems, I wouldn't feel confortable leaving him with, even his grandparents, but for that damn cellphone you hate so much. Granted, I haven't gotten that call I fear so much, but...

    Sure, some cellphone users are inconsiderate, but you don't blame every driver on the road, just the ones who drive recklessly. Also, I find it interesting that you talk about revenge, isn't dropping people conversations a form of revenge for their offending you with their conversations? When you get your jammer, I doubt if you'll politely ask anyone "Do you mind me making the service you pay for and posibly need unavailable", or will you just decide for them.

    Just because you were wondering about my reality, my bill tells me that I use about 150/minutes a month, I'd say 20% are work related, and 60% my wife, and the other 20% my family. I am not a "heavy cellphone user", but I need to be sure that the phone is on. When my phone vibrates (I always keep it on vibrate and in my pocket), and I am in a public place, I answer it with a short low "hello", then either "I'm sorry I can't talk right now" or "hold on", but then again I am generally very civil. Maybe that is how you act, but I seem to think of you as less civil.

    A definition of self-rightous is someone who would do an illegal act just because they think they are right. Not paying attention to the road (cellphone, radio, sex) is often called reckless driving, and as others have pointed out jamming transmitions of radio is also illegal. Both of those are wrong.

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    1. Re:Speaking of self-righteous- How do you know me! by rhizome · · Score: 1

      Your assumption is that calls would be jammed regardless of context. How do you ask someone on the freeway to politely refrain from neglecting their automotive responsibilities? Sure jamming may be illegal in certain places, but for the greater good? I think most people have ethical considerations as solid as those who wrote the laws against jamming.

      I never implied that I hate cellphones "so much", but I did imply that there are circumstances when a "network glitch" could come in handy. It's fine that you are so considerate with your public phone habits, but my experience is that this kind of consideration is a lagging indicator of common sense. In other words, the exception doesn't prove the rule.

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    2. Re:Speaking of self-righteous- How do you know me! by ericspinder · · Score: 1
      Since you didn't have anything nice to say about cell phones or their users, I thought that I could safely say the you "hate them so much".

      You (and anyone else with $50 and an axe to grind) would determine the timing of this "network glitch". Trust me, when the jammers get out of hand there will be massive problems. It wouldn't take more than 1% penatration of the total population for "stealth jammers" to seriously cripple communctions. I believe it will happen, there are enough people who have problems with cell phones and enough people who just like to be annoying. I honestly believe that to counter those jammers retail jammer locators (which are legal) will be the next consumer gadget. They will be sold under the guise of "reception tester" and will eventually be added to phones themselves.

      *idea* A java package which will convert the phone into a jammer sniffer- a good plan for my first Million [thanks for helping push my thoughts to it] - anyone know a good patent lawyer, I wouldn't even have to develop it.

      Maybe I am the expeption, but I have never been bothered at a movie by someone having a conversation. In a resturant I expect to have others carry on conversations, I doesn't make me mad that I can't hear both parts of the story because I don't pay attention to it. As far as the inattentive driver on a cell phone, most of those people wouldn't pay attention to the road anyways. Cellular communication has exploped in the last couple of years, it will take some time before most people are really aware of how to use them responsably and some people never will. Unfortunately the car thing is the worst, esp thrown in the the big SUV, but that's another rant.

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    3. Re:Speaking of self-righteous- How do you know me! by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Your pro-yak righteousness is just as irritating the anti-yak/cellphone view.

      IMO, anonymous cellphone jamming will probably become commonplace, but not coincidentally, it will be mostly in areas where people want peace and quiet.

      You know those segregated cigarette Smoking Boxes at the airport? Maybe we'll see those in various locations for cellphone users - a box which is shielded and where the cell signal is amplified enough to overcome any jamming.

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    4. Re:Speaking of self-righteous- How do you know me! by ericspinder · · Score: 1
      I live in a state (a U.S. state that is) where all smoking in public buildings is prohibited, so your example is lost on me. Also, you say "mostly" and I do agree it will happen and mostly in expected places, but "pranksters" and other malcontents will give your (dare I say) beloved device a bad name, right from the start.

      I have said it many times now, but I'll say it again... Radio Jammers are illegal (in the U.S. at least) and for good reason. If you want peace and quiet put on a pair of head phones or go places where there are no people. In these "magical quiet zones" would you eliminate all talking, crying kids, and even the drone of typing? Heck, (also said before, differently), in areas where people are allowed to talk (just about everywhere but movie theaters) the most annoying thing about cell phone usage is not being able to hear both sides of the conversation. Otherwise people would always be complaining about how "that table next to me was talking and I don't like it, it offends me that they are able to vocalize with my earshot, make them stop, now!".

      " Hell is other people "

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  100. if you absoulutely can't afford to be out of touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't go to the movies.

    I understand that there are times when you absolutely need to be reachable.

    What I don't understand is why you think that during these periods you feel you don't have to put yourself out but you have absolutely no qualms about putting everyone else at a movie out.

    Your need to be reachable is your problem. Do not make it other people's problem.

    Simply put, there are places were cell phones aren't appropriate. Perhaps you will just have to stay away from those places. It's not as if you are being denied emergency hospital care because of your celllphone.

  101. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

    It's run by a Hong Kong expatriate who's run Chinese restaurants in England, Scotland, and Australia, among other places. According to a newspaper article on display in the place, the curry dishes were his most popular dishes in England, "perhaps because it's so cold there."

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  102. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by kgbkgb · · Score: 1

    I can understand these arguments, and even agree with some of them. The majority of people in the world (or atleast here in the United States) are complete idiots who have no regard for anyone else's feelings, privacy, or comfort. And while cell phones aren't a bad thing in-and-of themselves, they make it possible for all the idiots out there to more easily annoy others.

    But the fact is that cell phones aren't going to go away, whether you like it or not. Carrying around a jammer isn't going to address the larger problem at all, it will simply stop one rude person from using his/her cell phone at that particular time. And while you're blocking that one rude person, you might be simultaneously blocking another person's conversation, who might be using that cell phone responsibly (in the lobby of a theater, say) or even in some kind of emergency. That doesn't sound very responsible to me, and just as selfish as the assholes who don't know how to use their cellphones responsibly.

    Another point regarding being annoyed in a restaurant/theater/train is one I made in another post in this thread: if you are in a restaurant/theater/train that doesn't effectively prevent people from using their cell phones inappropriately, that's your fault. It's the businesses choice to allow/disallow such behavior, and it's your choice whether or not to patronize that business.

  103. cool not having a phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    10 years ago, I thought it was pretty cool to have a cell phone. Now I rarely carry mine around, and think it's cool to NOT have one!

  104. Cinemas by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

    I so wish this technology would become mainstream in cinemas. Either that, or it be legal (and mandatory) to kick the living crap out of anyone whose phone goes off mid-film.

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  105. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

    People will surely only assume you always carry your phone if this is, in fact, true. Leave it at home sometimes, let the batteries die for a day or two. Ignore a few calls. Sure, there might be some griping at first, but once people realise that you regard your phone as a convenience for you to be able to call other people rather than as a guaranteed method of reaching you, they will accept it. Remember, you bought the phone. You control it.

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  106. bzzt - please by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 1
    What if the life-threatening situation occurs at the theater, like a heart attack?

    Then someone can holler "is there a doctor in the house"? The theatre can call 911, you can summon one of the off-duty cops doubling as theatre security, you can go outside of the theatre to dial 911 on your cell phone (reception inside sucks).

    Someone expecting news about a lifethreatening situation is a moron for going to the one place that forbids cell phone use. The theatres I patron insist that all cell phones be turned off - no, they don't frisk you, they expect you to be courteous.

    And for your hypothetical movie-going doctor expecting emergency news - hospitals have contigencies for this. It's called standby. It's not like the heart patient is all alone up there in the hospital - there's a staff of doctors and nurses to take care of them until their primary physician shows up.

    Sheesh.

    If you go somewhere that tells you up front "hey, you can't use cell phones in here" then you don't have any standing to sue for blocking communication. You agreed to abide by those terms by patronizing that place. If you don't agree? Go somewhere else or wait for your movie on DVD.

  107. Seek and you will find.. by omega9 · · Score: 1
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  108. innocent before proven guilty or not? by sir_cello · · Score: 1

    To suggest that "I'll operate a jammer to disrupt the signal of phones around me because of what they could do" is to say that the person/phones are guilty, without any proof that they are guilty: in using a jammer you're stopping/interferring with the rights of the other person to use their equipment. I don't like invasion of privacy as much as the other guy, but in a public place, I there is no privacy (by definition). On the other hand: preventing/jamming phones in situations such as manufacturing areas, confidential meetings, and so on seems entirely appropriate. In this case, it's not a public area, and you have some rights to control access of people / material. If I were on a bus and couldn't use my phone because the guy next to me was using a jammer, I'd expect any nearby police to confiscate the equipment.

    1. Re:innocent before proven guilty or not? by lost+in+place · · Score: 1

      in using a jammer you're stopping/interferring with the rights of the other person to use their equipment.

      Twenty years ago this technology didn't even exist.
      Now you're claiming an inalienable right to it?

  109. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will use my powers of logical deduction to say that you must be a fuckwit.

    The quality of your arguments is at the level of the common racist.

    You dismiss the opinions of millions of individuals based on you prejudiced notions of the members of an extremely large group of people.

    How come every nigger and jew feels the need to criticize every new technology that comes around by mis-characterizing it?

    Indeed, I would argue that this statement is not logically different than yours and no more inflammatory.

    This being said, I know many young and old people (myself included (I'm 19)) who generally hate phones and cell phones and prefer other communication methods. I own a cell phone. There is such a thing as disliking something greatly, and still being able to live with it. I choose many times to not even keep the goddamn thing on. Regardless, I still hate it, and would rather I did not have to own one in the first place.

    Now, if one own's a cell phone, there must be somebody that will call them. If you suggest owning a cell phone, and keeping it off all the time, then you are even stupider than I originally thought. (Unless you suggest using it for outgoing emergency calls only, but your rantings did not lead me to believe you were implying that)
    So this means that the cell phone is another means for interruption no matter who it is that is doing the interrupting, and how nice they are. For me, this is a real disadvantage, and fuck you to tell me otherwise.

    Go back to sticking your face in your mom's cunt. You can get off in hearing the echo of your nonarguments.

  110. Wire Cutters have a fair use purpose by ericspinder · · Score: 1

    If the cops find you in someone's yard with "burgular's tools" they can charge you with just that. For the most part, wire cutter serve a useful and legal purpose, I doubt if you can say the same for radio jammers, which are illegal by current definition.

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  111. What's the problem?? by Gorimek · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who never notices these supposed self centered jerks who destroy everyone's lifes by rude cell phone usage?? I do see people use them all the time, of course, but it doesn't annoy me any more than people talking to someone present.

    Maybe some people are just looking for something to be annoyed by?

    I agree that people talking in a movie theatre would be a big problem. But that hasn't happened anytime I can remember. People talking to each other are a much bigger issue in my expereience.

  112. Can't work that way by bluGill · · Score: 1

    Doctors at the movie do not need to leave for emergencys. It sounds like an important reason, but in truth, in an emergency seconds count. Between the time the doctor gets the call in the movie and the time he gets to the emergency room the emergency is past becasause either some just died or the doctors at the hospital have taken care of it and don't have time to bring the new doctor up to date on the problem.

    To be a Level 1 tramma center a hosptial must have 1 heart specialist and 1 brain specialists= (and a bunch of other highly trained doctors) avaiable 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. That means in the hospital and able to get to the emergency room in moments. If there is brain surgery going on that means at least 2 brain surgens are in the hospital, one to do the surgery, and one standing by in case of need in the emergency room. Time is far too critical in an emergency room to wait for doctors to come in.

    Don't forget too that the movie theator doesn't even have to be in the same town as the hospital. It is extreemly common for people to live half an hour from work, and shop half an hour from either place.

    That isn't to say that doctors don't get called in all the time. However when they do there isn't a critical need yet. There is also a order, doctors on call need to be free, but that means they can't go to movies. They also can't go to bars and get drunk, like some peoplelike to do once in a while.

  113. Providers use as an excuse? by ricochet81 · · Score: 1

    What happens when providers blame lack of signal availability on "someone must be using a jammer". I mean, there are times I would love to shut my neighbor or roommate's phone off, but is it right? Enforcement the law is next to impossible, especially if its only localized jamming.

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  114. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My friends know how I feel about cellphones, and telephones in general. We communicate by e-mail. We arrange to get together to drink beer by e-mail.

    And I bet you've found yourself alone in many a bar, when your mates have had to change the plan at the last minute but can't get hold of you !!!

  115. okay, but let's be honest by justins · · Score: 1
    Can you really not muster enough concern for your fellow man to cut him a break for something that only happens (for most people) once, or maybe twice in a lifetime?

    It's silly, dumb, or just plain intellectually dishonest to pretend that the "guy waiting to hear about his pregnant wife" type of extreme case is in any way representative of the "assholes who bother others with cellphones" population. And it's easy to tell that these calls are not the norm, too, since the assholes in question will invariably share the contents of their conversation with all those around them.
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    1. Re:okay, but let's be honest by swillden · · Score: 1

      It's silly, dumb, or just plain intellectually dishonest to pretend that the "guy waiting to hear about his pregnant wife" type of extreme case is in any way representative of the "assholes who bother others with cellphones" population

      Who's pretending that? I'm not. Jamming phones will stop both. IMO, the selfish loudmouths should be shut down by social pressure, leaving the airwaves clear for the important calls.

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  116. Yeah, I'll jam your signal... by jd_esguerra · · Score: 1

    I've found that the best way to eliminate cell-phone use in my general location is to make more noise than what can be tolerated by the cell-owner, or better yet, by the person on the other end of the conversation. Carrying a leaf-blower around is still legal, as far as I know.


  117. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you realize that you don't have to answer a cell phone whenever it rings?

    Then what's the point of carrying it around? Do you also clip a pager to your belt, only to ignore it all day? Maybe you buy a T1, only to not send any data over it?

    moron.

  118. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by kgbkgb · · Score: 1

    The only thing worse than someone who feels they need to make their argument by strewing childish insults is an Anonymous Coward who does so :)

    Your insults don't carry much weight, so maybe you'd be kind enough to explain (this time using a legitimate login, coward) why my arguments are so worthless and inflammatory?

    Now, if one own's a cell phone, there must be somebody that will call them. If you suggest owning a cell phone, and keeping it off all the time, then you are even stupider than I originally thought

    When did I come close to implying that? Talk about putting up a straw-man.

    So this means that the cell phone is another means for interruption no matter who it is that is doing the interrupting, and how nice they are. For me, this is a real disadvantage, and fuck you to tell me otherwise.

    If you don't want to be interrupted by a cell phone, then simply don't carry one. There are very few people who are forced to carry a cell phone, and even less 19 year olds who are. So tell us, are you a very young doctor or something?

    You've completely missed my entire argument. I'm not arguing that you, or anyone else, should have a cell phone. What the hell do I care if anyone else has a cell phone? I was arguing that the parent's reason for criticizing a cell phone (the fact that they're on an electronic leash if they do) is flawed. You're only on a leash if you put yourself on a leash.

    I don't know why I bothered to reply to an anonymous coward who makes his arguments using insults, but I won't again. So if you reply to this, have some balls and do it with a login so everyone can see who it is that can't control himself on an internet forum.

  119. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you regard your phone as a convenience for you to be able to call other people

    Then turn off the ringer.

    Problem Solved.

  120. Couldn't figure this one out by digid · · Score: 1

    I was in Wal-Mart with my buddy and I noticed that my T-Mobile phone had 0 reception within the building where his AT&T phone had full reception. As soon as I walked out the door my reception returned to 100% This happens every time I go to Wal Mart even to my other friends that have T-Mobile

  121. Gameboy ringtones by rjung2k · · Score: 1

    Who wants their incoming call to sound like they are playing a gameboy?

    Amusingly enough, my current ringtone is the background music for Level 1-1 of Super Mario Bros.

    And yeah, I like custom ringtones -- when a phone rings in a noisy place, I can immediately tell if it's my phone or someone else's by the ringtone alone.

  122. Low-cost cell phone silencer, legal in U.S. by fm6 · · Score: 1

    Here.

  123. This would not be pretty... by AetherBurner · · Score: 0

    Any person who has a job or assignment that requires them to be contacted in an emergency should not have to see a "No Service" blurb flashing on the display because some facility does not like cellphones. I could see this happening...a doctor who is seeing a movie, who is not on call but has to be available 24/7, doesn't get the call to assist a life-or-death situation and the patient dies but could have survived if the doctor was able to handle the call. Lawyer: "Did you have your cellphone on?", Doctor: "Yes, I did but it was showing 'No Service' and the signal indicator was at full."...Lawyer: "Do you have a record of the doctor being called?", Cell Company: "Yes, he was called at 8:25 pm. We saw his PIN number as being logged into the system but the phone did not respond."...Lawyer:"Do you have a cellphone signal jammer installed in your facility?", Theatre Owner:"We have a unit to protect the quiet of our clients while watching a movie." IANAL but I smell wrongful death lawsuit. Let alone the grief from the FCC. --- This boils down to courtesy of the phone user, not the phone. If the user was being courteous to the people around them, then put the unit on vibrate. There is no need to hurt the rest because of a few rotten apples.

  124. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by anaphora · · Score: 1

    Same here. Three people have my number, and I've never received a phone call on it. I always make outgoing.

  125. sometime i just can't figure /. out by aderusha · · Score: 1

    if the story was about a way to jam mp3 players or your dsl line, everybody here would be going into convultions. why are cell phones different? and how is it any more rude of me to be on a bus or in a shopping mall or whatever talking to somebody who isn't there as opposed to someone who is? is it that you can only eavesdrop on one side of the conversation?

    there are real problems in our world people, and cell phones don't rank real high on my list.

  126. Homebrew cellular phone jammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Schematics and resources are available here

  127. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
    Another point regarding being annoyed in a restaurant/theater/train is one I made in another post in this thread: if you are in a restaurant/theater/train that doesn't effectively prevent people from using their cell phones inappropriately, that's your fault. It's the businesses choice to allow/disallow such behavior, and it's your choice whether or not to patronize that business.

    That's a little glib. Only one company runs a train from New York to DC. They put quiet cars on sometimes, but not always, and only a few conductors are vigilant about shutting down the jerks who sit in the quiet car and then use their phones. I have very little control over Amtrak; I can write letters, but that's about it. I do find myself flying more and more when it's a leisure trip, precisely because of the phone issue, but when I need to get a lot done on the trip there's no substitute for the train.

    Likewise there may or may not be another cinema showing the movie I want to see, or another restaurant that serves food as good as what I want to eat.

    And while you're blocking that one rude person, you might be simultaneously blocking another person's conversation, who might be using that cell phone responsibly (in the lobby of a theater, say) or even in some kind of emergency. That doesn't sound very responsible to me, and just as selfish as the assholes who don't know how to use their cellphones responsibly.

    If it's an emergency they can use a payphone. Payphones are readily available in cinemas, on trains, and in or nearby restaurants.

    As for the "responsible" phone user, in the hypothetical situation where I have a jammer, they're an unfortumate victim just like I was before. Buying the jammer would be a way to improve my personal odds of a favorable outcome in a zero-sum game. When the "selfish assholes" go away, so will the jammer. Until then it's just a matter of spreading the misery around. No reason I have to be the victim all the time.

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  128. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
    Curry chicken from a chinese place? Odd

    Not in the northeast USA. They all have it (all the takeout places, anyway). I get it at least once a week.

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  129. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Maybe it's my fault. I was at a restraunt and someones cell phone kept ringing. He didn't want to answer it, so after a couple of rings, he'd cancel the ring. He never shut the phone off or answered it, so someone kept trying over and over. I think it rang over twenty times. I complained to a manager who didn't even seem to understand the problem.

    I'm not stopping going to that restraunt. That would be plain stupid. There's never been another cell phone problem there ever. I've got a lot more reasons to stop visiting restraunts. So your post isn't much help, is it?

  130. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by kgbkgb · · Score: 1

    Only one company runs a train from New York to DC.
    Likewise there may or may not be another cinema showing the movie I want to see, or another restaurant that serves food as good as what I want to eat.

    So what? If that's your only choice, and you don't like how that company runs stuff, then you're SOL. There right to a quiet train is not inalienable, and the fact that you can't find a train/theater/whatever that meets your critera doesn't give you the right to illegally force that train/theater/whatever to meet your criteria.

    You're making the assumption that businesses out there are obligated to give you a comfortable experience, and if that business doesn't then you're perfectly happy illegally treading on other people's rights.

    Guess what? People have the right to have annoying ringers and speak annoyingly on their cell phones if the owner of the property they're on at the time doesn't have rules against it or doesn't enforce them. You do not have the right to take away other peoples' rights just because the only train in town doesn't meet your expectations.

    One important key to functioning successfully in a social environment is respecting other people, and you have the right to be annoyed. But another important key is respecting other people's rights, recognizing that your desires are not rights, and learning to live with the fact that not everyone in the world has the same desires you do and not every business in the world is obligated to tailor their services to you.

    Like I said a few times before, if you don't like it then leave!! Only train in town? Sorry about your luck.

  131. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you put yourself in a situation where you're "on an electronic leash", then that's your fault. Do you realize that you don't have to answer a cell phone whenever it rings? It's pretty nifty technology, you have to press a button to answer it.

    Dude. It's called a *JOB*.

    Try getting one that doesn't involve stocking shelves, or flipping meat. They give you a cell phone, and you *DO* have to answer it when it rings. Or you're up shits creek.

    I'll use my psychic mind reading powers, and say that you're in college, on your parents dime.

  132. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if you reply to this, have some balls and do it with a login so everyone can see who it is that can't control himself on an internet forum.

    No, he's right - you're a fuckwit. I imagine kgbkgb is your real name? It's funny, I can't find you in the phone book. Talk about balls!

  133. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
    You're making the assumption that businesses out there are obligated to give you a comfortable experience, and if that business doesn't then you're perfectly happy illegally treading on other people's rights.

    I don't see that their right to yack supersedes my right to relax. If you can convince me that it does, excellent.

    Guess what? People have the right to have annoying ringers and speak annoyingly on their cell phones if the owner of the property they're on at the time doesn't have rules against it or doesn't enforce them.

    By that same principle I should have the right to annoy them back by jamming their phone. You haven't made it clear to me why one person's "right" is more important than the other's.

    You do not have the right to take away other peoples' rights just because the only train in town doesn't meet your expectations.

    You're the one who came in saying that the free market had all the answers, and I should just go use a competing train if I didn't like the way this one worked.

    One important key to functioning successfully in a social environment is respecting other people, and you have the right to be annoyed. But another important key is respecting other people's rights, recognizing that your desires are not rights

    Oh, I get it. Your desires are rights and mine are silly whims.

    In point of fact I do have the right to reasonable tranquility; that's why we have laws about disturbing the peace and disorderly conduct and so on.

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  134. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by kgbkgb · · Score: 1

    Okay let's examine what you're attempting to argue (in an Anonymous Cowardly sort of way).

    The parent poster said:
    I have had cellphones with work, and was glad to get rid of them when I did. I have no interest in being on an electronic leash, forced to be accountable to someone - somewhere.

    Presumably he lost his job, got another job, or his job changed its policies and no longer required him to carry his cell phone.. so he got rid of it.

    I argue that his logic (getting rid of the cell phone so he wouldn't be on an "electronic leash") is flawed, because he's only on an electronic leash if he makes it that way.

    Then you jump in with your witty post and tell us: Dude. It's called a *JOB*.

    Please try to follow along next time before jumping in and posting. I really need to stop displaying Score:0 posts.

  135. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please see this post while you jabber on all high handed about me being an anonymous coward. Wow, you've got all of 12 posts invested in your account, half of them in this discussion. It's amazing your balls don't drag on the floor when you walk.

    You are in college, aren't you? And your parents just write a nice big check. Don't you feel just like hot shit? I'm almost embarassed that I'm right.

    A cellphone is still an electronic leash for millions of people, in exactly the situation I'm pointing out. You're disproving that by pointing out that that's not the case for one whole guy?

    Better keep those grades up, sonny.

  136. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

    Blackboards have been known to cause poor grammar and spelling in students and faculty staff ;-> e.g. Here in NL, Canada they are considers a health hazord and have been replaced by white boards in all the schools and collages.

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  137. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by kgbkgb · · Score: 1

    You don't seem to be paying attention. A person has the right to do anything (within the law) that THE OWNERS OF THE PROPERTY DEEM THAT PERSON MAY DO.

    If you're in a theater that allows people to yell at the top of their lungs, then those people have the right to yell at the top of their lungs.

    In point of fact I do have the right to reasonable tranquility; that's why we have laws about disturbing the peace and disorderly conduct and so on.

    Of course you have the right to reasonable tranquility... when you're on YOUR PROPERTY or on public property. Do you have the right to keep people from screaming on a rollercoaster because it hurts your ears? Do you have the right to tell the people at a concert to STFU so you can be more tranquil? NO.

    I don't see that their right to yack supersedes my right to relax. If you can convince me that it does, excellent.

    Their right to yack does not supercede your right to relax. But in attempting to exercise your right to relax, you are ILLEGALLY infringing upon their rights. If you sat next to the yacker and talked loudly to your neighbor, infringing on their right to yack, there would be nothing wrong with that. Because, although you're "infringing on their rights", you would be WITHIN THE RULES OF THE OWNERS OF THE PROPERTY.

    Sorry about the caps, but I feel like I'm saying the same thing over and over again without anyone listening. Think about it. They're following the rules. You're not (in using the jammer). It's as simple as that.

  138. Jammers should remain illegal by intuishawn · · Score: 1

    I work for a major wireless carrier, and my opinion on jammers is: "God I wish I had one sometimes!" 99% of the time, it would remain unused.. I would reserve it for extreme cases. However! if I'm in the movies and some idiot is carrying on a conversation... BAM! I would jam his/her signal with zero remorse. A considerate person would answer an emergency call in a theater in a low voice and immediately exit. Another instance would be while in school... doesn't matter if the teacher isn't doing anything at the moment, carrying on a conversation in the classroom would be an immediate jam. Once again, a respectful person would answer in a low tone and immediately exit if they had to take the call. I think everyone would agree with me here. But Jammers should remain illegal because not everyone would have the good judgement to use the device only in the extreme cases like the ones I mentioned.

  139. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1
    In some occupations (sysadmin particularly) you are issued with a company phone and are expected to answer that phone at any time of night or day and deal with the problem that is on the other end of the phone. That is what some might call a "leash".

    That's one reason why I never asked for a company phone at my last company, and thankfully was not issued one regardless. They still put my personal phone number on my business cards without asking me, but at least I could ignore it after work since they weren't paying the bills.

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  140. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

    All the mobile phones over here in the UK transmit your number to the calling phone when you place a call...so they know your number, and can store it for later to call you back. Just FYI.

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  141. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
    You don't seem to be paying attention.

    I'm paying plenty of attention. It so happens that I disagree with your conclusions.

    A person has the right to do anything (within the law) that THE OWNERS OF THE PROPERTY DEEM THAT PERSON MAY DO.

    Okay, you find me a cinema that has posted a "no cellphone jammers" sign. If you can't, then your argument is no more than a reiteration of the present illegality of cellphone jammers in the US, which everyone already takes as a given, and is therefore entirely uninteresting. You might as well argue that trying to find a cure for AIDS was stupid because it was a fatal disease.

    Of course you have the right to reasonable tranquility... when you're on YOUR PROPERTY or on public property. Do you have the right to keep people from screaming on a rollercoaster because it hurts your ears? Do you have the right to tell the people at a concert to STFU so you can be more tranquil? NO.

    These examples don't address the point. Rock concerts and roller coasters are not places where it is reasonable to expect quiet.

    Their right to yack does not supercede your right to relax. But in attempting to exercise your right to relax, you are ILLEGALLY infringing upon their rights. If you sat next to the yacker and talked loudly to your neighbor, infringing on their right to yack, there would be nothing wrong with that. Because, although you're "infringing on their rights", you would be WITHIN THE RULES OF THE OWNERS OF THE PROPERTY.

    Sorry, if I went and sat next to someone and started yelling in their ear - or even trying to disrupt a conversation between two other people by talking loudly through them - I could certainly be cited for it.

    Sorry about the caps, but I feel like I'm saying the same thing over and over again without anyone listening.

    This is because we are dealing in the grey area of conflicting preferences, and not everyone sees things the same way you do. Saying the same thing over and over again is not a very effective approach to these situations.

    One day, when you grow up, you will become sufficiently humble to realize that people can disagree with you without necessarily being retarded or hard of hearing.

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  143. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by kgbkgb · · Score: 1

    Sorry, if I went and sat next to someone and started yelling in their ear - or even trying to disrupt a conversation between two other people by talking loudly through them - I could certainly be cited for it.

    You're absolutely wrong. We're talking about private property here, which is what I think you're missing. Legally, you don't have the right to a quiet environment or an undisturbed conversation if the owners of the property don't grant you that right. That's the reason I brought up the rollercoaster and the concert. In my opinion you're right that they are not "places where it is reasonable to expect quiet" and theaters are... but that's up to the discression of the theater. What do you have to say about the hypothetical theater where everyone's allowed to scream at the top of their lungs? Do you think you have the right to forcibly cover their mouths with duct tape? In my opinion, the jammer amounts to the same thing.

    our argument is no more than a reiteration of the present illegality of cellphone jammers in the US, which everyone already takes as a given, and is therefore entirely uninteresting

    You're right that there's a difference between the legality of it and whether someone has the right to it. I'm using the legality because talking about what one has the right to do ignoring the law is a completely philosophical question, and we all know how arguments about questions like those go. You're basing your argument that you have the right to jam this person's cell phone on the fact that in your opinion, a theater is a place where it should be completely quiet. How do you expect anyone to argue with this opinion? Someone else might argue that it's completely reasonable to talk on a cell phone if it's not too loud. You'd disagree, but it would be a completely subjective opinion! That kind of reasoning leads to people (presumably less peaceful to you) saying things like "Well if he jams my cellphone, I have a right to take his jammer and beat him with it." How do you argue something like this with no basis?

    Are you arguing on the basis of morality? I have been in too many arguments where morality is in question, they're never resolved.

    So what's your basis?

    P.S. Sorry if I was insulting or inflammatory in earlier posts.

  144. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

    No, they're the folks who load the screaming kids into the biggest SUV from Mack Trucks and back into that civic hatchback in the parking lot.

    Oh and btw, it's usually the coupes that have clear tails, not hatchbacks.

  145. Alternative To Jamming : A Missing Protocol by strangedays · · Score: 1

    I have wondered for a while about the need for a localized cellphone status protocol. LCSP?

    I propose that Cellphones have a designed in default profile (allow user to disable?) setting which allows them to pick up a localized "Set Silent Command". Emit say one beep to let the user know its been tripped and then stay silent for a few hours (user configurable duration?). Localized means say within a specfic room or corridor.

    There should be an inverse "Return to Prior State" protocol command that resets the cellphone back to its earlier alert state (which may have already been silent of course).

    At the entrance to a movie, or live theatre, or sound studio, etc..., a small transmitter uses the protocol to "Set Silent" at the end of the movie, on the way out of the theatre, transmit "Reset State". Post a decal or two to let folks know that they are in a cellphone local protocol area or something.

    Maybe we could use this to default cellphones to silent, while we are driving, might prevent a few accidents.

    This seems likely to have been proposed somewhere before and clearly has not happened, but why not I wonder? I am sure there's some gotchas in here, but this would be a social boon in many circumstances. Is it a reasonable idea?, technical feasibility? any chance of it happening?

    What say you Slashdot!

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  146. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by mccready · · Score: 1

    With the latest cell phones having better speakers in them, why don't they just have the damn thing beep once and announce in a human voice "You have a call"?

    Are you being facetious or are you serious? I bought a motorola t720 (which is a piece of crap) last christmas that does that by default.
    I really miss my startac.

  147. Silent mode with a timeout by jamiefaye · · Score: 1

    Despite being a space cadet, I do turn my phone to silent when I go into the theatre. I just forget to set it back to ring when I leave!

    A cellphone could, as a feature, have a setting for "go to silent/vibrate for N hours. After the requested delay, it would revert to normal and Spacey Jamie won't miss her phone calls.

    -- Jamie

  148. oh great... by Nihilanth · · Score: 1

    vigilante style cellphone jamming is illegal for a reason. Think you're cool because you're jamming the theatre or concert you're in? Think you've outsmarted your students by placing on in your classroom?

    Well then buddy, I hope the pager-carrying EMTs, nurses and doctors you're surrepticiously blocking signal for are missing calls to save one of your loved ones. Fools.

  149. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by G-funk · · Score: 1

    Oh and btw, it's usually the coupes that have clear tails, not hatchbacks.

    Oh and btw yourself ricer, honda didn't make a civic coupe. It's a two-door sedan.

    Fuggin clear taillights... *mutter mutter*

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  150. You are your own antichrist by fm6 · · Score: 1
    Jeez, you can't manage your cell phone, therefore cell phones are evil. Yeah right. I guess obnoxious drivers prove that cars are evil. (Actually cars are evil, but that's another subject.)

    If you don't like answering every little phone call, don't. Get a phone that has caller ID and a button that lets you turn off the ringer if you don't want to answer. Let the voice mail pick up if you're busy, oror in a place where it would be rude or dangerous to talk on the phone. Or if you just don't feel like answering the phone. (In this era of telemarketers and other meme spammers, you cannot treat answering the phone as a fundamental obligation.) If you let a device like a cell phone enslave you, it's not the device that needs retooling.

    And distinctive ring tones aren't meant to be cute or pretty. They're a way to distinguish your phone so you don't reach for your pocket every time somebody else's phone ring.

    Speaking of which, does anybody know WTF "Kyung Bokung" is? It's one of the ring tones hard-wired into my Samsung 3500. Since the alternatives are various electronic chirps, and a couple of Western Classical pieces I like too much to listen to them every time my phone rings, it's what I use. I'm guessing Korean folk or patriotic tune. Google, for once, is not helpful.

  151. Cell phones and theatres. (OT) by JKConsult · · Score: 1

    Funny, I was just telling someone this story today. I was watching Jurassic Park III (I was high, all right?), and there is a rather lengthy scene in the movie where the protagonists are being chased around by some manner of dinosaur who has apparently swallowed their satellite phone, which someone is calling. So, they run around for a while, and then they hear the ringing from inside the dinosaur, and then they run until he's gone again. But the baffling thing was that sometimes, the phone would ring, but they wouldn't act scared, or even act like they noticed it was ringing while they hid quietly. Only after about a minute did I, and my friend, realize simultaneously that someone's phone in the theatre was ringing in a similar tone to the one in the movie, and that we were hearing that sometimes, and not the one in the dinosaur (Don't smoke weed, kids.) Just as we realized this, an enormous, giant of a man stood up, looked at the kid with the phone a few rows away, and yelled "If you don't shut that fscking phone off, I'll shut you off!" I have never applauded more genuinely in my life.

  152. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

    There's no such thing as a 2 door sedan, sedan = 4 doors. The 99-01 Civic Si was a COUPE.

    I can't believe I earned the title 'ricer' by correcting obvious mistakes. FYI I drive a 2003 Accord V6 COUPE. Stock.

  153. CDMA can't be jammed by ChrisCampbell47 · · Score: 1
    378 comments on this story and not a single one mentioning that you can't jam CDMA, which is what SprintPCS and Verizon are. TDMA systems like GSM and AT&T and Cingular? Sure they can be jammed, but not CDMA, and not any of the 3G systems, which are ALL CDMA based.

    CDMA was originally researched and refined by the military for precisely this reason. Because it uses a spread spectrum, a single carrier (or several) can't jam it. You'd need to jam the entire BAND, at a high enough power level, and that is physically impossible. Well, it might be possible with military grade gear, but we're talking huge amounts of power here. You'd need an entire destroyer to carry and power it.

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  155. Cell phone == talking by dougnaka · · Score: 1
    And you can regulate it, and impose your will on me and my cell phone in the same situations you would if it were me talking to others around me, which is about never.

    No wait....
    It is never

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  156. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by G-funk · · Score: 1

    Two doors do not a coupe make. A coupe has no B-pillar, a civic does, hence it's a two-door sedan.

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  157. Re:Huh-NEEEEEEE... by Technician · · Score: 1

    "Huh-NEEEEEEE... Why didn't you answer the phone when I called? What were you doing?"


    I tell her I forgot to turn it back on and remind her how the drunk kept calling the wrong number last night.

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  158. Cell Phones: 100% Good when used by non-idiots by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem many people are having isn't that cell phones are fundamentally, the problem is that there are idiots using cell phones. But those same idiots drive recklesses, double-park, run cars without mufflers at 4 in morning, and engage in a host of other socially unacceptable activities. Would you ban cars because some people are idiots?

    Specific silly objections:

    But people use it in restaurants, and that's rude.. How is it rude? Many people specifically go to restaurants to talk with other people. Is taking to someone remotely fundamentally worse? If they're being too loud you do what you would do if someone was being loud talking to the companion: ask them to quiet down. Now, if you're dining with someone and that someone proceeds to take a call while you sit there, that's rude. But it's only rude to you. The answer isn't to disable the cell phone, the answer is to dine with non-rude people.

    People use it movie theatres, and that's rude. Indeed it is. And the occasional gaggles of high school kids behind me laughing at the serious drama are also being rude. The answer? Tell them to shut up. Point out that if they want to continue their conversation they can do so from the lobby.

    People use it in public, and that's rude. That's just surreal. Would you be complaining if their friend was instead standing right next to them talking? It's a public space, people talk, learn to live with it.

    If you have a cell phone you're on a leash and always have to answer it. That's just a silly habit; break it. Get a phone with silent alertand leave it in vibrate mode all of the time. If you don't want to take a call now, just ignore it (on many phones you can hit hang-up and immediately shunt them to voice mail). If it might be important check the caller idea. Not important? Ignore it. Most cell phone plans come with free voice mail. Use it. If you have someone who gets pissy when you don't answer, politely explain that would rather not be on a leash to them. If they still insist you should answer they're rude, get more polite friends. (If it's your boss, get a new cell phone number and don't admit to your boss that you have it. I see no reason for my boss to have my cell phone number. If your boss is paying for the phone... well... high availability is probably what he's paying you for.)

    There are plenty of good uses for cell phones, even in movie theatres. A friend of mine is a sysadmin and is on call every few weekends. He could simply sit at home all weekend, or he could take the chance that he might get a call while he's at a movie. If no call arrives, he enjoys the movie. If a call arrives it's unfortunate, but he knew the risk. He's very polite, when his work phone rings he immediately leaves the theatre to answer it.

    Ultimately cell phone jammers are a crude solution that harms good users of cell phones as much as rude users. The answer is to educate and mock stupid users until they get the picture.

  159. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

    (Sorry for the delay; I was out at a movie, and I'm happy to report that no cellphones rang)

    You're absolutely wrong. We're talking about private property here, which is what I think you're missing. Legally, you don't have the right to a quiet environment or an undisturbed conversation if the owners of the property don't grant you that right.

    It's not someone's home. It's a place made accessible to the public, and as such, the property owner's say is constrained to some degree. See, for instance, Marsh v. Alabama, particularly noting Justice Black's conclusion that "Ownership does not always mean absolute dominion. The more an owner, for his advantage, opens up his property for use by the public in general, the more do his rights become circumscribed by the statutory and constitutional rights of those who use it."

    But anyway, the issue in my example about intentionally interfering with two people having a pre-existing conversation is largely irrelevant to the property owner or his wishes. It's a matter of whether the conversants could reasonably expect freedom from this sort of thing; if so, a police officer could cite the interferer for disorderly conduct.

    You're right that there's a difference between the legality of it and whether someone has the right to it. I'm using the legality because talking about what one has the right to do ignoring the law is a completely philosophical question, and we all know how arguments about questions like those go. You're basing your argument that you have the right to jam this person's cell phone on the fact that in your opinion, a theater is a place where it should be completely quiet. How do you expect anyone to argue with this opinion? Someone else might argue that it's completely reasonable to talk on a cell phone if it's not too loud. You'd disagree, but it would be a completely subjective opinion!

    That's how all the most interesting arguments work. Arguing over who won the World Series in 1957 is boring; someone looks it up and we're done.

    The laws are made based on the outcomes of discussion like these. They did not fall down to earth from heaven. Someone has to sit down and decide which is more important: my right to reasonable quiet or your right to use a phone.

    I think the right to quiet trumps, because your single phone disturbs multiple people, and because you're the one who wants to do something creating the need for conflict resolution, so it's more reasonable that you step outside to do it. You may think differently, but if you can't make a convincing case then it doesn't matter much.

    Or another approach: At the end of the day, there is some outcome which leaves society the best off in the net. You can assume a logarithmic increase in social cost per person as the outcome diverges farther and farther from their preferred outcome, then sample the population to figure out what they'd prefer and then figure out how your numbers add up. I don't have any scientific data, but I brought this topic up with my friends this evening, and 7 out of 8 (including me) felt that jammers in cinemas would be a great idea.

    That kind of reasoning leads to people (presumably less peaceful to you) saying things like "Well if he jams my cellphone, I have a right to take his jammer and beat him with it."

    Nobody has a right to physical violence except in self-defense. Anyone who thinks seriously about beating someone either for making noise with a phone, or for jamming one, has some problems to work out, and these problems have nothing to do with the phone/jammer issue.

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  160. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe you should tell Honda that their website is wrong.

  161. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

    If there's one thing I hate, it's having a battle of wits with an unarmed person. FYI, there are 'pillared coupes' that DO have B pillars, and have been around since AT LEAST 1956, starting with the 1956 Studebaker PowerHawk Pillared Coupe.

    Look here: http://www.answerbag.com/t_view.php/76, here: http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/coupe. here: http://www.wordwizard.com/clubhouse/founddiscuss.a sp?Num=3232

    If that's not enough links for you, google should come in handy. Coupes have 2 doors, sedans have 4, and I don't give a rat's ass about B pillars. Also, just to add insult to injury since you're probably some beer-swilling, uneducated musclecar fan, this one is just for you: http://www.71superbee.com/VINBreakdown/. Scroll down until you see pillared coupe. There are more than one.

  162. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by Lectrik · · Score: 1
    I know when I call someone's cell phone and they don't answer, I assume they don't have it on them or they're in an area where they don't get service.


    I know that's pretty much what my voice-mail message says. My phone tends to stay in either my backpack (at school) or my tool bag (at work) and there are times (like being half upside down over a bank of capacitors) when I can't drop what I'm doing to answer a phone.

    Some people do find it humorous that my message begins "You've reached my bag..."
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  163. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by Lectrik · · Score: 1
    Their right to yack does not supercede your right to relax. But in attempting to exercise your right to relax, you are ILLEGALLY infringing upon their rights. If you sat next to the yacker and talked loudly to your neighbor, infringing on their right to yack, there would be nothing wrong with that. Because, although you're "infringing on their rights", you would be WITHIN THE RULES OF THE OWNERS OF THE PROPERTY.


    Dude, just carry an airhorn with you. Every time the guy next to you with the cell phone gets loud, hit the horn. You just change the place you are jamming the cell call from the EM spectrum between the phone and the tower to the audio spectrum between the annoying person and his/her phone.
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  164. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by kgbkgb · · Score: 1

    It's a place made accessible to the public, and as such, the property owner's say is constrained to some degree. See, for instance, Marsh v. Alabama, particularly noting Justice Black's conclusion that "Ownership does not always mean absolute dominion. The more an owner, for his advantage, opens up his property for use by the public in general, the more do his rights become circumscribed by the statutory and constitutional rights of those who use it."

    I'll let the fact that you and I are both not lawyers excuse the fact that you're citing a court case from 1946. In addition to it being extremely old, it was effectively limited to applying only to private property that assumed all characteristics of a municipality by HUDGENS v. NLRB (1976). That case denied that picketers have the right to enter a shopping center against the owners' wishes. If the First Amendment doesn't restrict the owner of a shopping center (a very public place) from kicking people out, then nothing forces the owner of a theater to protect your right to relax (or whatever).

    The laws are made based on the outcomes of discussion like these. They did not fall down to earth from heaven. Someone has to sit down and decide which is more important: my right to reasonable quiet or your right to use a phone.

    Actually, they might as well fall down to earth from heaven. They are based on the philosophies of judges and politicians. There's nothing special about laws that makes them any more objective or true than any other opinions or philosophies. Sure, laws are made based on outcomes of discussions like this one, but at the end it all comes down to whether some law is consistent with the Constitution, an old piece of paper written based on the completely subjective philosophies of long-dead people.

    So unless we can appy this to some framework (i.e. assuming your rights are defined by the law), I'm not interested in the argument. Besides, you'd never get past my egoism :)

    I think the right to quiet trumps, because your single phone disturbs multiple people, and because you're the one who wants to do something creating the need for conflict resolution, so it's more reasonable that you step outside to do it. You may think differently, but if you can't make a convincing case then it doesn't matter much.

    Who's to say that the "rightness" of an action is determined by how many people are annoyed by it? You're arguing that whenever an action causes creates "the need for conflict resolution", the actor should stop? I don't call that a convincing case at all, and anyone could come up with plenty of examples in which an action created "the need for conflict resolution" and yet isn't wrong.

    Or another approach: At the end of the day, there is some outcome which leaves society the best off in the net. You can assume a logarithmic increase in social cost per person as the outcome diverges farther and farther from their preferred outcome, then sample the population to figure out what they'd prefer and then figure out how your numbers add up. I don't have any scientific data, but I brought this topic up with my friends this evening, and 7 out of 8 (including me) felt that jammers in cinemas would be a great idea.

    I'm not sure I follow you. Are you arguing that if most people think something is a good idea, then it should be instated? Lots of Southerners thought slavery was a good idea.. maybe even most... (don't bother arguing against that fact, I offer it simply as an example of a case in which many people might think something is a good idea but it still isn't). Sounds like Utilitarianism to me, which I think is completely evil... so by spouting it, you've already earned by contempt :)

    But his is how arguments based purely on opinions go. They're useless.

  165. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    According to Merriam-Webster Online, one of the definitions of sedan is:

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    2 a : a 2- or 4-door automobile seating 4 or more persons and usually having a permanent top
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    As for your battle of wits.. Do you battle yourself often?

  166. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    Curry chicken from a chinese place? Odd :)

    In Hong Kong it's a standard dish. Along with Russian borscht, French toast, iced milk tea. None of these are exactly the same as the native versions though, as American pizzas aren't the same as Italian ones. However I've never seen chop suey or fortune cookies in Hong Kong.

  167. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by kgbkgb · · Score: 1

    That could be explained by the fact that fortune cookies are a purely American food, invented in California. Not sure about chop suey but I'd suspect it's the same thing.

  168. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by IncohereD · · Score: 1

    Of course, you can turn off the ringer. Then, the problem becomes, "Huh-NEEEEEEE... Why didn't you answer the phone when I called? What were you doing?"

    This is actually quite simple to deal with. I resisted a cell phone for a long, long time, because of all your points. But now that I have one, I set it up so if I'm out of range/turned off/battery's dead/or (crucially) I hit ignore, it rings through to my house. I know who's likely to call me about stupid shit, and who isn't. If an abuser is calling me and I'm not in the mood, I hit ignore, and they leave a message at my house. Or preferably, realize it's not important enough to leave a message, and e-mail me later.

    I've also conditioned people to realize that a text message on my phone is the best way to get a response to a simple question. It's like e-mail, I don't have to answer right away, and I don't look like a jack-ass answering my phone in public. I can go duck behind something to write my response, and hide my shame. :)

    The key to avoid the expectation of an answer you're talking about is to never build it in the first place. Last month I used 8 minutes of airtime, but sent 50 text messages. It was great.

  169. Context sensitive cellphones by Tech · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem with jamming cellphones is that a jamming device is non-selective and renders the entire phone useless, even when it is not necessary. For example, in a movie theatre all you want is to disable the voice services and alert tones, but there is no reason to disable text/SMS reception and sending, if individuals want to do that. In fact jamming the cellphone signal can be counterproductive. GSM phones will up their transmit power if they can't get decent reception, in effect reducing battery time and *increasing* the possibility of interference with nearby electronic equipment. In an environment with sensitive electronic equipment, jamming is the last thing you want.

    What I would like to see is some way of providing context information to a cellphone, so that the cellphone can decide for itself what would be appropriate behaviour. A movie theatre, for example, might have a small [bluetooth] transmitter that tells all nearby phones that they are in a theatre, and the phones automatically switch off voice services and ring tones. In a hospital context the phone might switch its transmitter off automatically, but still allow the owner to look at the onboard phonebook. A library context might switch off the ring tone and switch on the vibrating alert.

    This is obviously something that would have to be supported by the manufacturer. I hope they are reading.

  170. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

    No--I was being serious.
    My current cell is about a year old and it's all beat up. The 'voice alert' is going to be pretty high up on my list of needs for a new phone...

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  171. Re:Cellphones are the Anti-Christ, Cameras in Clas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Au contraire. You don't "rock" Beethoven. You "rock" Amadeus.

  172. Wanted Immediately by jo42 · · Score: 1

    1) One Cell Phone Jammer. Must be portable and battery powered with 150-200 ft range.

    2) One placard suitable for use in a car that says in large letters: "You would drive better with that cell phone shoved up your ass. Sideways!".