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NetBSD gets New sysctl Infrastructure

jschauma writes "NetBSD's Andrew Brown has committed a complete rewrite of the kernel's sysctl infrastructure. To test these changes, he cross compiled 150 kernels for 30 architecures to see where some problems might come up. Additional information can be found in Andrew's email to current-users."

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  1. fp fp fp fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    FIRST POST!!!!!!!!! Mua ha ha ha ha.

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  2. Ripping off for fun and ... what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I was going to say "Slashdot: ripping off Advogato content since 2002", but then I realised "jschauma" was credited to the Slashdot story, so he can hardly be accused of ripping off himself.

  3. Has anyone noticed... by Lifewish · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Slashdot lets subscribers have first dibs on stories, but it seems you can get to them from the "old stories" link anyway...

    --
    For the love of God, please learn to spell "ridiculous"!!!
  4. Re:BSD Makes The "B" Team! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    OK, who's the twit for a moderator who modded this one up?!

  5. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Thanks for shedding more light on the *BSD jauggernaut. Very informative.

  6. Re:BSD Makes The "B" Team! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How can that be marked as interesting? Isn't there a score of #, immature?

  7. Re:BSD Makes The "B" Team! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Uhhhhhhhhhhh............ this isn,t informative............

  8. Stravinsky - Le Sacre du Printemps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    The work is divided into two parts with the following scenes:

    Part I: Adoration of the Earth

    • Introduction
    • Auguries of Spring (Dances of the Young Girls)
    • Mock Abduction
    • Spring Khorovod (Round Dance)
    • Games of the Rival Clans
    • Procession of the Wise Elder
    • Adoration of the Earth (the Wise Elder)
    • Dance of the Earth
    Part II: The Sacrifice
    • Introduction
    • Mystical Circles of Young Girls
    • Glorification of the Chosen Victim
    • The Summoning of the Ancients
    • Ritual of the Ancients
    • Sacrificial Dance (the Chosen Victim)
    1. Re:Stravinsky - Le Sacre du Printemps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      (modified slightly so as to be on-topic)

      Part II: The Sacrifice (of *BSD)

      * Introduction
      * Mystical Circles of Young Girls
      * Glorification of the Chosen Victim (*BSD)
      * The Summoning of the Ancients
      * Ritual of the Ancients
      * Sacrificial Dance (*BSD is dying)

  9. creampie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    I got very frustrated yesterday. My wife, who has a low sex drive anyway, went on the rag several days before she and the kids went to Denver for skiing over Spring Break. I reminded her that I found self-restraint difficult when I was horny, but she shrugged off my concerns like she always does. Of course, my family got stuck in the blizzard in Denver. Instead of returning today, they are now scheduled to fly home Tuesday.

    Feeling my balls full and being incredibly horny, I posted a message this morning in a Yahoo group looking for a hookup:

    Horny MWM looking to give oral to a lady, with no reciprocity required. I am alone today through tomorrow night, so if you need some attention write me privately and we can hook up.

    I had never had any success meeting anyone, so I had no expectations of meeting someone. But, the idea I might kept me extra horny throughout the morning. I checked my email at lunch, and I found a reply. It was short, giving her name (Terry) and suggesting I call her cell phone.

    I dialed the number anxiously, feeling like the number was familiar. Terry answered, and asked if I was serious about the no-reciprocity thing. Feeling even more anxious (but sporting a boner), I told her I was. I offered to let her bring a friend if that would make her feel safer, but she just chuckled. She also told me that we had to be done by 5:00, since her husband would return then.

    After talking about expectations, we arranged to meet at a Taco Bell not far from my house. I didn't spare the horses to get there by the arranged time. In fact, I arrived 10 minutes early. I bought myself a soda water, and settled down to wait. I wanted to observe Terry when she arrived.

    My town has 75,000 people in it, but it never fails that I meet someone I know. Five minutes before I was to meet Terry, the team mom from my son's soccer team came in. Brenda was always standoffish (I wasn't in her clique), but after some visible decision-making, she came over to say hi.

    Besides her aloof manner, I found Brenda attractive. She was 40-ish, like me, but was toned. She ran a couple miles every day and played indoor soccer on a co-ed team. Her face was pretty enough, with the start of tiny life-lines. Her eyes were her best feature. They were a pale blue color, nicely shaped and sparkly.

    When she walked over, she looked particularly good. I had never seen her wear makeup, but she was doing so today. Her shoulder-length blonde hair was arranged with a variety of trendy flips, which stroked my fetish-y hot button (I loved her center part and heavy bangs). She was wearing a tennis outfit.

    "Hi Brenda," I said as she walked over. "Howya doing?" I tried not to act suspiciously, but I was obviously in the wrong place for a man who should be at work.

    "Hi Clem," she said, crossing her arms. I expected her next words to be questioning what I was doing, or where Perra (my wife) was. Instead, we talked about the blizzard in Denver, and how that was affecting the soccer team. She had reminded us last night that we had a scrimmage on the weekend, and I told her my son wouldn't be there. Now she told me several other team mates were also stuck in the blizzard.

    It was interesting, but I couldn't help looking at my watch several times. Terry would be arriving soon. Finally, Brenda picked up on my attention to the time.

    "Meeting someone?" she asked.

    "Yeah, I am supposed to meet, uh," my mind raced, looking for an excuse, "a lady from my church." Then, I hoped to divert her attention by going on the offensive. "So, you meeting someone too?"

    She suddenly looked alarmed. I got the impression that my "innocent" question was to be answered with a lie. "Yeah, Dennis and I are thinking about redecorating, and I am interviewing a painter in a safe place."

    "Why doesn't Dennis interview him with you?" I asked. Dennis was her husband, and a pompous jerk.

    "He took the kids to A&M for a baseball game," she told me.

    1. Re:creampie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Here's how the story continued:

      We met again the next day for some more fun, although this time Brenda wanted me to fuck her ass while she masturbated. Just as I was delivering my throbbing rod into here chocolate starfish, Dennis burst through the door.

      "What the fuck" he screamed, gasping at the sight.

      Totally bemused, I had no idea what to say - how pissed off was he going to be? Before I could mutter any kind of vague explanation, he pulled down his trousers and knelt behind me. My cock was still in Brenda's ass.

      "You're gonna pay for this", Dennis exclaimed.

      Without hesitation, Dennis shoved his semi-hard member into my ass. God, the pain. Thrusting back and forwards, I could feel my sphincter tearing up and the moistness dripping onto my ballsack was either blood or Dennis' pre-cum.

      Dennis pumped away at my ass, all the time my cock slipping in and out of the squealing Brenda's poop-hole. It was sick, but I thought it was better than being killed. Or at least, it was at the time...

      Reaching round, Dennis pulled my dick out and started groping it. I felt something metal touching it. It... was... a fucking lighter! Dennis sparked it up and started to burn my bell-end; I nearly passed out with the intense pain, but the twisted fuck was wrestling me down. Jesus!

      Once he'd cum, he turned me over and repeatedly punched me in the face. Shocked, dizzy and covered in blood, I tried to make my way to the door.

      "Not so fast" hurled Dennis.

      Once again, he wrestled me to the floor, and grabbed a nearby pair of scissors. It was terrifying. He reached round and jabbed the blades into my anus, opening and closing the scissors. Blood was pouring out. It was unbearable. I dunno how I stayed concious for so long.

      Somehow I managed to escape his clutches, and just as I headed for the door he grabbed a camera from the shelf and took a snap. A picture of me, naked, bleeding, anally raped, crying.

      I staggered out onto the street, and after a few steps a cop spotted me and took me to the station. The rest was just downhill.

      My wife left me, my children won't speak to me, and I was demoted in my job. Now I live in squalor in a single-room bedsit, terrified to go out, mentally destroyed by my sexual encounters, and wanting to die. All I could do was hack on the FreeBSD kernel; it was good to know that my coding buddies all lead such pitiful lives. I just hope that BSD continues to stay alive, so that me and my housebound friends can add new features.

      Thankyou for listening.

    2. Re:creampie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      WARNING: do not read the parent comment. It may give you a raging hard-on!

  10. it is true that BSD is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Although it is true that BSD is dying, there are some helpful steps you can take ease your sorrow:
    • deal with the inevitable.
    • grieve for your loss.
    • move on. Never let your emotions get mixed up with something as silly as a computer operating system. It isn't healthy. So BSD fails. Big whoop. Deal with it and move on. Hope this helps.