Biometrics: Prepare to be Scanned
npistentis writes "From an
article in the Economist: It has been a long time coming. But after years of false starts, security systems based on biometrics--human characteristics such as faces, hand shapes and fingerprints--are finally taking off. Proponents have long argued that because biometrics cannot be forgotten, like a password, or lost or stolen, like a key or an identity card, they are an ideal way to control access to computer networks, airport service-areas and bank vaults. But biometrics have not yet spread beyond such niche markets, for two main reasons. The first is the unease they can inspire among users. Many people would prefer not to have to submit their eyes for scanning in order to withdraw money from a cash dispenser. The second reason is cost: biometric systems are expensive compared with other security measures, such as passwords and personal identification numbers. So while biometrics may provide extra security, the costs currently outweigh the benefits in most cases."
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I don't care if some ghost database somewhere on some server on a mountainside in Colorado knows that I'm wearing Doc Martens or that I buy Jay-Z CDs or which toll booths I go through or how old I am. Who really cares about this, and why?
Those who fear monitoring the most are usually those that need to be monitored (i.e. child molesters who use anonymous proxies, sex offenders who don't want to register, etc.).
If I'm interviewing or teaching you and you have a huge thing with privacy issues, I will naturally distrust you and pass you over for the job/internship/research opportunity.
Reply or e-mail; don't vaguely moderate. Ex-O'Reilly/MIT employee, now a full-time Google employee.
As an African American slashdot reader, I find the parent offensive. Please delete it.
I cannot believe this kind of shit goes on in a forum that is supposed to be populated with enlightened geeks. Shameful that management allows shit like this to continue.
Biometrics could totally be messed with. I can think of a hundred ways to mess with them. Start with simple magnetic underwear and work your way up to skin-suits with other-peoples-DNA.
Technology can always be worked around. When are you people going to get it through your sick heads that you can't and never will have a secure universe?
One of the fundamental laws of this universe is that it is predatory in nature. So why are putting stock in anything that claims to be safe?
Suppose Biometrics become a staple. Now imagine the spammers get a hold of your key.
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