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Outsourcing Winners and Losers

An anonymous reader writes "The New York Times has an article on the winners and losers of the outsourcing trend. It's a Q and A session with a distinguished panel of experts on the topic, including Professor M. Eric Johnson, who says that, 'Low-skill jobs like coding are moving offshore and what's left in their place are more advanced project management jobs.' Now I know coders aren't rocket scientists, but less advanced than project managers? Ouch."

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  1. Why on Earth would I outsource losers? by mikeophile · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have plenty of them in-house already.

  2. In an unrelated story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    New York Times reporters have been outsourced by 100 chimps with 100 laptops.

    1. Re:In an unrelated story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Thats not outsourcing, outsorcing creates a WORSE product.

    2. Re:In an unrelated story... by umofomia · · Score: 2, Funny
      New York Times reporters have been outsourced by 100 chimps with 100 laptops.
      That's not entirely off the mark. :)
    3. Re:In an unrelated story... by twiddlingbits · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now which states would that be? Punjab, Delhi, Madras, Bhopal or ? ;) Oh you meant the UNITED STATES where we speak standard "English". Being from the Deep South I find it amazing the folks in New England call thier language "English" too!

  3. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    but less advanced than project managers? Ouch.

    Truth hurts huh!

  4. Advanced project managers... by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    who, since the coder jobs are overseas, probably don't know how to code themselves. Furthermore, because the developers are now overseas, the project managers have to coordinate with the language, distance, and cultrual gap, despite probably not knowing how to program. It's no wonder software development has become ridiculous. By the way, project manager with programming experience for hire right here.
    Plus I have a fine art degree... try finding that overseas!

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    1. Re:Advanced project managers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Degree in fine arts? So you ARE qualified to serve fries with my shake! Hop to it, Boy.

      Overseas they have degrees in hard science, not fine arts. Basketweavers don't hold degrees in India.

  5. Software sucks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Most software doesn't suck. Most users, however...

    1. Re:Software sucks? by march · · Score: 4, Funny

      Most software doesn't suck. Most users, however...

      You lucky bastard! Can I borrow your users for the evening? ;-)

  6. Re:Those that do by AsimovBesterClarke · · Score: 5, Funny

    FWIW, and to bring it back on on topic:

    Those that can, do.
    Those that cannot: teach.
    Those that connot teach: manage.

    So, I guess 'those that can' are on the bottom rung, huh?

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  7. Re:Off-Shore by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're probally just used to living in Soviet Russia, where bad project terminates you.

  8. Re:Those that do by penguinoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're missing one very importan one:

    Those that cannot manage: sue.

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  9. Re:Those that do by bersl2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those who cannot do anything -- become politicians.

  10. Sure we're un skilled by t_allardyce · · Score: 5, Funny

    All i know is that if project managers went on strike for a week, they would come back to find the entire project had been completely redesigned from scratch, it would be amazingly efficient and well structured and it would work perfectly and within budget, whats more it would have 100 new useful features. If programmers went on strike for a week they would come back and find a list of 100 random, totally flawed and un-thought-out things to do on thier desks.

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  11. HA! by Herkum01 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now I know coders aren't rocket scientists, but less advanced than project managers?

    Just goes to show that MS Project is more challenging to a manager than an IDE is to a programmer.

  12. Re:Those that do by psoriac · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're missing one very importan one:

    Those that cannot manage: sue.


    I think you meant "Those that cannot manage: SCO.

    Actually, I guess it's the same either way, nevermind.

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  13. Re:Wow... low level by dynamo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have you been putting your signature on your job apps?

  14. Re:Those that do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I thought they become lawyers.

  15. Re:Wow... low level by senatorpjt · · Score: 3, Funny

    The only advice I can give you with a BS in Computer Science is that hamburgers cook five minutes on a side.

  16. Re:Those that do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I remember someone telling me that politics is acting for ugly people that can't act.

  17. How to get a job by penguinoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Easy... just don't waste so much time reading slashdot.

    -1, Flamebait

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  18. Low skill?!?!? by RedHat_Linux_Man · · Score: 4, Funny

    Low-skill jobs like coding Apparently the man has never written a kernel.

  19. I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 2, Funny

    All you guys complaining -- those t-shirts, those shoes you're wearing, they were all manufactured in the continental USA... right?

    Didn't think so.

  20. Re:Those that do by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 4, Funny
    So, I guess 'those that can' are on the bottom rung, huh?
    Ah, you have discovered Morse's Axiom. It goes:

    Given:

    Knowledge = Power
    Time = Money
    Power = Work/Time

    Substituting Money into Power equation:

    Power = Work/Money

    Substituting Knowledge into Power equation:

    Knowledge = Work/Money

    Now solving for Money:

    Money = Work/Knowledge

    So, the more you know, the less money you make.
  21. Re:Those that do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I browse Slashdot at +3, Funny

    Must be annoying never seeing your posts when you browse...

    I browse at -1, Troll

  22. Continue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Those that cannot manage: sue.
    Those that cannot sue: get screwed.
    Those that cannot get screwed: are Slashdot geeks.

  23. Outsource the pundits! by yintercept · · Score: 3, Funny
    Last month, The International Herald Tribune convened a roundtable at the Algonquin Hotel in Manhattan to discuss how job migration is changing the landscape.

    What a waste! We could have as good a conversation between pundits in Bangalore for a tenth the cost!

  24. Re:Those that do by psoriac · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, that's a low blow.

    Actually if I had mod points I'd give you +1. =)

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