Head Of ATF To Direct RIAA Anti-Piracy

plasmastate writes "Via Fox News: Bradley A. Buckles, the director of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, is moving over to the RIAA to hunt down music pirates. And visions of David Koresh danced in their heads..."

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Goldicocks and the Three Bowls of Grits

[Anonymous Coward]

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldicocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.
At the table in the kitchen, there were three bowls of grits. Goldicocks was horny. She tasted the grits from the first bowl.

"These grits are too hot!" she exclaimed.

So, she tasted the grits from the second bowl.

"These grits are too cold," she said

So, she tasted the last bowl of grits.

"Ahhh, these grits are just right," she said happily and she poured them down her pants.

Re:David Koresh?

[knobmaker]

Oh, fuck off. David Koresh is the sole person responsible for what happened to him and the gullible fucks who died under his watch.

Some of those "gullible fucks" were small children. In the unlikely event that you ever find a woman gullible enough and ugly enough to accept you, and if you actually succeed in breeding, I wonder if you will regard your own children as "gullible fucks."

Get on the bus!

[twitter]

Looks like it's time to burry a school bus in the back yard. It will make a nice little server room, but when the RIAA^H^H^H^HATF comes for me, I give up. If they try to shoot me instead of letting me walk out, I'm going to be in that buss with the women and children. So long as they don't drop a bomb on it or gas me, we will all be AOK. Oh shit, they gassed the Koreshians .... Got gas mask, will use.

No, I don't pirate music, I simply use free software. Yet, I know that's the real target. They will be fine and dandy with the Next Generation M$ lock in even if a few people do figure out how to share with it. Free software, however, is like a printing press in the 15th century - dangerous to own. Hell, printing presses can still get you killed but free software is much more frightening to the world's petty tyrants.