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Head Of ATF To Direct RIAA Anti-Piracy

plasmastate writes "Via Fox News: Bradley A. Buckles, the director of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, is moving over to the RIAA to hunt down music pirates. And visions of David Koresh danced in their heads..."

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    1. Re:Hats off to GNAA for anuses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Since the slashdot editors have been deleting posts with goatse.cx links, why the hell don't they delete this GNAA shit.

  2. I GOT A GREASED UP YODA DOLL SHOVED UP MY ASS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    GO LINUX!

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    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  4. one word by nurb432 · · Score: -1, Troll

    ACK!

    If this doesnt scare the piss out of you.. i dont know what will.

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  5. Get your USS Ronald Raygun Cap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Yes, the official Ronald Raygun cap. It compresses your brain so that after prolonged usage you become a human vegatable.

  6. Hitler resurrected, named head of MPAA piracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Breaking News! Scientists working for the Motion Picture Association of America have managed to ressurect Adolf Hitler, and they've placed him in charge of finding movie pirates. Movie pirates will be headed "to the gas chambers" said one MPAA source, while another claimed they would simply be put into forced labor camps.

  7. Sigh, bring on the negative mods... by el-spectre · · Score: -1, Troll

    Um, you misspelled 'theft' at the end there...

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    1. Re:Sigh, bring on the negative mods... by Evil+Adrian · · Score: -1, Troll

      There is no reason.

      But seemingly, a lot of people here have an entitlement complex, where they think they can take whatever the fuck they want for no other reason than that they want it.

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    2. Re:Sigh, bring on the negative mods... by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 0, Troll

      "But I forgot that you're a fucking genius who exists in a vacuum. "

      Hey, actually you'd have have to be pretty damn clever to exist in a vacuum, there not being any air and all...

      graspee

    3. Re:Sigh, bring on the negative mods... by aborchers · · Score: 0, Troll
      I don't have moral or legal authority to demand a nickel if someone hums a song I wrote,


      I think you do have a legal right if they do it in public. No different than a cover bar/band paying ASCAP royalties...

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    4. Re:Sigh, bring on the negative mods... by aborchers · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm sorry you wasted your time replying to the AC, who obviously doesn't even know what a troll is.

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  8. Re:I saw this ad at the bottom of the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I never said it was wrong.

    PS That's not how to write a troll, either. You're more transparent than Peter Popoff at a faith healing.

    -- Steve

  9. Well, now by Steve+'Rim'+Jobs · · Score: -1, Troll

    I bet the majority of the population, not just slashdot, would be upset by this news, and the new "War on Piracy(TM)" in general. So the question is, if most people think downloading music is OK, why isn't it legal? I'll tell you why: we don't live in a democracy anymore - we live in a corporatocracy.

    Either that or people are too entranced by their televisions to give a damn.

  10. Re:Yeah, ATF, that sounds good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Whassup Steve.

  11. Re:Wonderful! The incompetance continues.... by BitGeek · · Score: 1, Troll


    Nothing wrong with guns on planes. For many decades commercial airlines allowed people to carry their hunting rifles and such aboard, with little to no security issues.

    The hijackers wouldn't have even tried it... even if they had guns, they would have not had as many people as the citizens.

    Notice these things always happen in places where guns are banned-- one teacher who was armed could have stopped columbine. In fact, if the sheriff had gone in, rather than staying outside letting it happen, columbine could have been stopped.

    You guys who think more guns cause more crime are the morons-- every study I've ever heard of shows the reverse is true.

    AS states adopt concealed carry laws, the crime rate goes down. The more guns in an area in the hands of private citizens, the lower the crime rate.

    Cops, who do carry guns, only show up after the fact, and are thus useless in preventing crime, unless they happen to be there by chance.

    Think about it for a second! Every citizen in this country can get their hands on guns, but you don't see shootouts on the freeways....

    "Right wing nuts" (Eg: people who believe in HUMAN RIGHTS) are not the ones creating the situation where those few people who are criminals can have easy pickings--leading to more crime.

    Self defense is a basic human right. When you argue to take it away, you are arguing against human rights, and ultimately, if you bann guns totally like you left wing idiots did in Britian, you have skyrocketing crime! Not less.

    Look at what's happened in britian.

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    Yeah, and you guys panned the ipod too: http://apple.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/10/23/ 1816257