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Pretty Women Scramble Men's Sense Of The Future

Posted by timothy on from the verifiably-true dept.

Adam_Trask writes "Psychologists in Canada have finally proved what women have long suspected - men really are irrational enough to risk entire kingdoms to catch sight of a beautiful face." The methodology is not air-tight, but how many scientists figure out a way to use Am I Hot or Not at work? See also "Women Live Longer Because Men Are Dumb."

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  1. Nostradamus by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Pretty Women Scramble Men's Sense Of The Future"

    No where is this more apparent than comparing the work of Noastramus before, and after, he met the fetching Marie Rocque on a trip to Nice.

    Previous to this, his qautraines were known for their poetic quality and predictive power.

    After Cupid's arrow struck him, his writings were reduced to doggerell of no predictive ability, such as "Purple space alien destroy Russia in 1983", "Small Bears of Shicageau Win World Series 2001", "Cylons Led by Picard Destroy Babylon 4 in 2525", and "Matrix III Better than Matrix I".

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