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The Definitive Episode 3 Spoiler Synopsis

Posted by timothy on from the is-anakin-her-first dept.

An anonymous reader submits "Want to know who gets killed in the first ten minutes of the movie? How come Yoda runs off to Dagobah? Who will Darth Vader kill? Will the Clonetroopers become Stormtroopers? Will Chewbacca or Grand Moff Tarkin have a role in Star Wars:Episode III, and if so what is it? AgonyEngine of the Phatooine Network dares to answers these questions with a definitive timeline synopsis and character analysis, carefully compiled from the many spoilers and spy reports from the insiders and interviews."

6 of 428 comments (clear)

  1. fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    fuckin nerds and their fuckin star wars

  2. Spoiler Alert!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll








    Darth Vader is Luke's father.

  3. THANKS FOR THE SPOILERS YOU BITCHES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll



    Like I would watch it anyway.

  4. Here's a spoiler for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    You will die alone.

  5. For once... by RealProgrammer · · Score: -1, Troll

    I feel proud posting a comment having not Read The Fine Article.

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    sigs, as if you care.
  6. holy shit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    cowboy neal gets it in the first act! and in the rear end! w00t!