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Microsoft: Patches, Patches Everywhere!

Posted by timothy on from the and-not-a-patch-they-think dept.

Ridgelift writes "Even though Microsoft's recently announce they would not be issuing any new patches for the month of December, the boys at Redmond were scrambling today to figure out why some systems are being patched. The reason? They haven't got a clue."

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  1. smaller vs. larger patches by Dynamic+Ranger · · Score: 2, Troll

    You can keep using smaller and smaller patches, and eventually, you can stop smoking.

    Or, you can keep using larger and larger patches and eventually become a smoker.

  2. Re:The apparent lack of a patch. by whittrash · · Score: -1, Troll

    Microsoft should take up quilting...they have plenty of patch fabric.

  3. SI FINALS WEEK? WHAT TEH HELL?!~!1` by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll