Microsoft Wins HTML App Patent
crataegus writes "'Microsoft on Tuesday won a patent for launching a certain kind of HTML application within Windows. The patent, "Method and apparatus for writing a Windows application in HTML" (Hypertext Markup Language), describes Microsoft's way of opening up HTML applications in a window free of navigation and other interface elements, known as "chrome," and browser security restrictions.' Why does this sound vaguely familiar?"
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Oh "we" do, huh? First line of the source from your website:
<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN">
I've spent 10+ years writing VB code
You're getting on an intellectual high horse sneering down at web monkeys from the vantage point of a VB programmer? Oh the irony.
Its biggest use?
Really fancy about pages.
With ten years' experience, he's probably reached the point where he can actually force VB to do what he needs it to.
"They redundantly repeated themselves over and over again incessantly without end ad infinitum" -- ibid.
You use languages? Sissy! In MY DAY, we'd plug wires into a wall of vaccuum tubes. Every few hours, we'd shutdown and replace the burnouts. and don't even ASK ME about the BUGS.
Languages are just portals for virii!
I was going to type a reply but M$ would probably patent 'ASCII data entry by means of an alpha-numeric input device' before I could hit Post. Darn.
"This is crazy, you realise we could all go to jail for this?" - my manager, somewhere I used to work.
This is a crappy idea. It got kicked to hell on the Full-Disclosure list about 2 Months ago...
"Flyin' in just a sweet place,
Never been known to fail..."
I want to patent "a method for limiting the decay of society by kicking the crap out of idiots at the patent office"
I've spent 10+ years writing VB code, and I'm sure everyone will agree that there's a difference -- even in "high level" languages -- between throwing together something that will compile vs. designing a tool that does what your client needs done.
Especially given that line noise will autoformat and compile under VB.
There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
Foo: Well, I've been at my current job 8 years, exclusively VB.
Bar: How can you look at yourself in the mirror without vomiting?
Taping my paycheck stub above the soap dish helps enormously.
Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.
You must not be a perl guy.
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.