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Blender Adds Raytracing
rastachops writes "Blender, the Open Source 3D modelling tool has recently added Raytracing to its extensive list of features. 'Believe it or not, but Ton has integrated the raytracer from Blender's predecessor, Traces into Blender. He said "the algorithm has been optimized and is now ten times faster. Combine that with a PC that's forty times faster than in the early 1990's and raytracing is almost usable". For a comparison checkout the before and after screenshots.'"
Top secret Slashdot document flowchart recreated for your viewing pleasure. This was taken with a micro camera like in the mission impossible movie, but I was dangling over a wet heap of smelly socks and unwashed bodies and they had just passed out from eating frozen pizza, they can't afford the real stuff. I took this picture and digitized it. I narrowly escaped this ordeal and am still mixing Chlorine Bleach and Battery Acid to produce Chlorine gas to get the smell of the Slashdot hovel out of my nose. Unwashed clothing, greasy matter hair, fart saturated furniture at every turn. Open cases of crappy K6 based white-box china-hardware strewn about, half ass 4 wire extra cheesy barely twisted CAT3 wire being used as CAT5 because "it works fine" 400 distributions of Linux lying around messily unboxed and documentation strewn about. The smell of feces was in the air, along with rotting food and marinating sweat from the foul underarms of the Slashdot team. Upon obtaining this evidence I now know more about things are done around here. It is a very interesting process that outlines the depravity of the programming here.
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AC adds fp!
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The next morning the sun comes up. A cock is crowing in the background. The Jews are dead and still. Suddenly the side door to the cinder block room of grits opens. Many Jews and pounds and pounds of stiff grits spill into the swine yard.
There in the beauty of early morning Nordic sunshine, the bodies of the Jews are feasted upon by swine. They gobble the Jews and grits in a feeding frenzy. The Jewish fat flavors the grits not unlike hocks. The swine feast upon the grits and Jews. The sunshine sparkles. And all is good in the world.
Later workers hose off the grits stuck to the uneaten corpses. Natalie Portman lies petrified among the grits in a humorous posture suggesting either sexual ecstasy or horrible trauma. A blue jay sitting in a tree above looks on and thinks how curious that pain and sexual pleasure are so entwined.
Natalie Portman is silent and petrified. As the stiff grits are hosed from her naked corpse, it is apparent that she was at the height of her menstrual flow. Her vaginal discharge lends a pinkish tone to the grits which smothered her. The blue jay smiles and nods knowingly. He knows. Oh my god he knows.
Later, after Natalie Portman's petrified rigor mortis corpse is clean of grits, it is encased in liquid Lucite which preserves her comical pose. After it hardens, her petrified remains are then shipped to Arabia to serve as a greasy Muhammadan sheik's paper weight. The sheik will stare at Natalie Portman's bizarre corpse within its clear Lucite tomb and masturbate while dreaming of what might have been.
AnusWm 0.0.1
By Tubgirl aturday, December 19th 2025 09:41 PST.
AnusWM is a clone of the Ancient Gnome Desktop Environment as it was in 2004 before the Linux Desktop Konfederation arrested all the developers and forced them to work on KDE. It is a fork of the Gnome 2.7 tarballs that was found on a 20 year old mirror I found in my Son's basement. This a beta release, as always, if you find a bug either fix it yourself or fuck off back to Kindows 24 on your pussy Athlon 256 machine fucktard.
What was so Troll-like about that? Offtopic at the very worst.
Father
A bearded man
A pedophile of sorts
Put his hand
Inside my jocky shorts
I have the right to say "no"
Everyone agrees
But tell me Father
Is it so
That I can't say "Please"?
ABUSIVE DEMENTIONS
Family life education
Scare the little fuckers shitless
Be pitiless
AID's sex morality
Championing chastity
Not safer ways of having fun
With and without condoms
Heroic mendacity
Condoned by democratic sentiment
Media agenda
State propaganda
Messages of hate
Commissars of the cocaine trade
Are made
Incarnations of Beezelbub
Political realities
Fear hate and enemies
Manipulated loyalties
Someone's keeping score
Problem solving systems
Thriving on failure
Keep things as they were
Before
Inculcating ignorance
Enforcing innoncence
On the horny pubescent child
Who can now say "yes" and
Take a practical lesson
In being wild
Abuse by lies and ignorance
Not telling the young
What they need to know
Does more damage than
Assaults by word or hand
You gotta know to grow
Authorized abuse
Clad in white raiment
But hardly heaven sent
What can be done with it?
Noble intent
But bullshit
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MANILAMANIAC
YOU'RE CRAZY TO BE HERE
Sauna city, three shirt and shower days
Diesel lungged by quaintly painted jeepneys
Senses assaulted
Blaring street cacophonopia
Horns a-plenty
Graceful golden limbs with canker sores
Merely breathing, you and me
Umihi1
Hee hee hee ho ho
An English city visually
But what you hear's not what you see
O o2, no no
'Cept on Tagalog bawal3-ed walls
Vendor stalls
And possibly some student halls
So?
YOU CAN LEAVE ANYTIME
Airline offices abound
Package tours to the Motherland
Ancestors never saw
Compete with twice weekly trips to Ho Chi Minh City
Or maybe an extortionist will help you on your way
The vendor hordes of Santa Cruz4
Goods tricely bundled
Flee yet another attempt at civic beautification
Urchins of Ermita5 scamper to the cry of "Bagansa"6
Traffic bends around the bulging sidewalk
Where burnt out squatters camp
A beggar lad, all limbs lopped
A victim of some vengeance?
Takes your coin with stabs
Calesa7 and cronycrat limoed in luxury
Trespass the jeepney jungle
Policemen play cops and robbers with themselves
Growing GNP's and poverties
Insurgencies, illiteracies
And common ordinary everyday disease
Aircon economy, peso astronomy for some
And the poor used to live fairly well
BUT YOU STAY
50's, 60's jukebox timewarp
Little kids dance to the imported nostalgia
Nights ending with the lonley cry of "Balut"8
Paco Park, omnifarious oasis
Noosed by rumbling roads
Its giant wounded acacias
Rotting and regenerating
North cemeteries' mausoleum madness
Disneyland of death
Were the living housed half as well
South Pacific seaside shanties
Periodically removed
Embrace the Embassy9
OR COME AGAIN IF YOU CAN'T