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Star Wreck Trailer

ultramarweeni writes "'Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning', a very fascinating feature-length Finnish Star Trek satire is now nearing its completion. Today, December 13th, the trailer was published at 0:00 GMT after 14 hours of technical problems. Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning tells the story of the crew of P-Fleet starship C.P.P. Kickstart, which was stranded on Earth after an accident after a battle against the Korg. With the help of the technology to come, their leader, Captain Pirk claims himself as the emperor of the Earth. He conquers the world and rebuilds the P-Fleet. Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning has been in the making since 1999 and will probably be completed in spring 2004. Or maybe not. Time will tell."

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  1. Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    'Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning', a very fascinating feature-length Finnish Star Trek satire

    Not for anybody who has ever had sex.

    1. Re:Umm... by smclean · · Score: 3, Funny
      Did you say sex?

      Thought I heard someone talking about sex..

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  2. Awesome! by Ryvar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey cool! They even have a whole forum on their boards dedicated to spoofing those Trekkies who learn Klingon . . .

    Oh wait, that's the Finnish-speakers board. Nevermind.

    --Ryvar

  3. Oh no, a video... by paul248 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Set your browsers to stun!

  4. Re:This will surely rank up there by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...with all the other great Swedish comedy...

    Judging from the inspiration of the script, I'd say it'll appeal to a lot of fans here:

    Captain Pirk: Uh, der bork bork vin de bork?

    Lieutenant Pock: Vee der borken bork bork!

    [cue fight scene music]

    Captain Pirk: Der borken die bork borkester borken!

    Doctor McPork: Der colden blooden borken bork!

    ...

    Yeah, it just gets better and better.

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  5. Star Wreck, Capt. Pirk? by DarkHelmet · · Score: 4, Funny
    So does that make Star Wreck 2 be:

    The Wrath of Don?

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  6. Swedish movie producers? by physicsphairy · · Score: 4, Funny

    A mOOse once bit my sister.

  7. Swedish Chef vs. Babylon 5 by Dyvim · · Score: 5, Funny

    All I could think about while watching it and hearing them talk was the Swedish Chef

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  8. Re:This will surely rank up there by msgmonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    I dont think it will, since it's Finnish :-p

  9. Re:the final frontier by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those aren't translations. That's what they're actually called. Here's a list:

    Mr Fuckov
    Captain Pirk
    Beta
    Twinklers
    Twist Factor
    Light Balls
    Mr. Spook
    Romculan War Turkeys (My personal fav.)
    SS Kickstart

    There are a few others, but I've forgotten them by now. Go download the previous films. The first two are a bit crude, but they get much funnier after that. :-)

  10. I am amazed, people...do your jobs /.ers.. by kcb93x · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's been posted for 45 minutes and the server is *STILL* *UP*? Come on guys...it's friday night. We should all be at home, surfing /.

    Don't tell me someones on one of those d...d.....d......things with w....www...w....them.

    I just couldn't take it.

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  11. Finnish Star Trek Films... by Aardpig · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some suggested titles:

    • The Search for Santa
    • First Reindeer
    • The Undiscovered Kernel Bug
    • The Wrath of Khlinus
    • The Voyage Home to Helsinki
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  12. Re:star wars? by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Absolutely. One is a great epic space franchise, later ruined by shoddy prequels with giant plot holes and wooden acting, and the other is....

    Yegads, the two universes are merging!