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Free IBM Computers For UK Households
Albanach writes "The Scotland on Sunday newspaper is reporting that UK firm Metronomy are offering 200,000 IBM PCs free of charge to UK households. Of course, there is a catch - advertising. Accepting the terms and conditions will get users a free IBM PC running Windows XP, but they will also be required to watch three minutes of TV style advertising for every hour of computer use and undertake to use the PC for a minimum of 30 hours per month."
This is very very sick. It's like hey... I'm gonna do this very nice thing for the community.. but really make money off of it. Just like *some* Christians going on "missions", or.. a.k.a ticket to Heaven.
I don't know what to say, but to me this all sounds a little stupid.
This is pure brainwashing, and we don't even know about this. They might as well make them repeat "buy Microsoft products, buy Microsoft products, buy Microsoft products" over and over again.
Nice try society!
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I've got a perfect puzzle for you
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If you are wise you'll listen to me
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CmdrTaco and Hemos like to drink cum
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If you are a GNU/Faggot you will listen to me
Who do you blame when you're covered in scat
Out with transexual hookers, high on smack?
Blaming the trolls is a lion of shame
You know exactly who's to blame:
CmdrTaco, Hemos, and their undeserved fame!
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
If you're not using Linux then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do!
What do you get when you guzzle down cum
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting CowboyNeal fat
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it
Cock chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from masturbating and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long
The way that Rob Malda does
Who do you blame when your kid is a fag
Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat
Blaming the fags is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame
CmdrTaco and Hemos
What do you get from a glut of Cock?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply fucking a girl
Or could you just not bear to look
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no HIV!
Oompa loompa doompety da
If you're not gay, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
Doompety do
Join us now and share the goat sex;
You'll be free, GNU/Faggots, you'll be free.
Hoarders may get piles of cum and disease,
That is true, GNU/Faggots, that is true.
But they cannot help their HIV infected neighbors;
That's not good, GNU/Faggots, that's not good.
When we have enough free goat sex
At our call, GNU/Faggots, at our call,
We'll throw out those dirty used condoms,
Ever more, GNU/Faggots, ever more.
Join us now and share the gost sex;
You'll be free, GNU/Faggots, you'll be free.
It's about as free as the average Slashdot mind.