Build Your Own NOC
Geminus writes "Ever wanted to build a cheap NOC but had difficulty explaining tech stuff to bean counting managers? Here's the basics on building one for under two grand. Makes for a pretty good dog-n-pony show, and proves useful too! Damn, I want to be an Armchair Network Operations Center General."
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Gee, this proves that if I spend enough time surfing slashdot, I can get first post. Or not.
The RIAA fined my dog for barking too much like the Back Street Boys. They later came back and shot my dog for looking
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Go fuck yourself with your trolling.
Wanker.
it's fucking redundant because EVERYTIME THERE'S AN ARTICLE, THE SITE GETS SLASHDOTTED.
then everytime, some fucking lamer posts:
"gee, only 5 posts, and the site is down"
THIS IS SLASHDOT!
and the moderator is trying to, in a not so subtle way, tell you to take your head out of your ass, and quit posting:
"gee, only 7 posts, and the site is slashdotted allready"
this is slashdot. we know already.
and you?
what's your excuse?
People like you are the reason I can sell old worthless crap on ebay for a lot of money. You have your own personal landfill. Please continue buying the stuff I find on the side of the road.
grab a dictionary. and a brain.