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Build Your Own NOC

Geminus writes "Ever wanted to build a cheap NOC but had difficulty explaining tech stuff to bean counting managers? Here's the basics on building one for under two grand. Makes for a pretty good dog-n-pony show, and proves useful too! Damn, I want to be an Armchair Network Operations Center General."

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  1. PENIS!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

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  2. Post by JZlives · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Gee, this proves that if I spend enough time surfing slashdot, I can get first post. Or not.

    --
    The RIAA fined my dog for barking too much like the Back Street Boys. They later came back and shot my dog for looking
  3. I found this article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    ... surprisingly difficult to masturbate to.

  4. Re:N/A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Go fuck yourself with your trolling.

    Wanker.

  5. Re:That was fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    it's fucking redundant because EVERYTIME THERE'S AN ARTICLE, THE SITE GETS SLASHDOTTED.

    then everytime, some fucking lamer posts:

    "gee, only 5 posts, and the site is down"

    THIS IS SLASHDOT!

    and the moderator is trying to, in a not so subtle way, tell you to take your head out of your ass, and quit posting:

    "gee, only 7 posts, and the site is slashdotted allready"

    this is slashdot. we know already.

    and you?

    what's your excuse?

  6. Re:Basement NOCs - They're the Future! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    What a pile of old junk!

    People like you are the reason I can sell old worthless crap on ebay for a lot of money. You have your own personal landfill. Please continue buying the stuff I find on the side of the road.

  7. you're a fucking retard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    grab a dictionary. and a brain.