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Milky Way Gets Bigger

FU_Fish writes "Australian scientists have discovered a new arm reaching out from our beloved Milky Way. The arm is 60,000 light years away from the center of the galaxy and roughly 6,500 light years thick. I guess my dream of visiting every star in our galaxy just got a bit tougher."

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  1. Don't tell Fatties! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, so Al Roker hasn't actually lost weight - it's the space around him that's gotten bigger?

    1. Re:Don't tell Fatties! by Raptorman2k · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't forget Oprah...however she tends to envelope said space from time to time...

  2. What about the Twix bar? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1, Funny

    That and the 3 Musketeers. Are they bigger too? Will they charge the same?

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  3. That's not an arm! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Astronomers are worried if the truth gets out, American taxpayers will be bankrupted by John Ashcroft's attempts to get said 'arm' covered up.

  4. Does this mean by Kethinov · · Score: 3, Funny

    that there's actually a part of the galaxy Star Trek hasn't explored yet? Good! Time for a new series instead of the prequel! ;)

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  5. Ha! by Sandmann · · Score: 5, Funny

    In your face, Andromeda!

  6. This does exist in the Star Trek Universe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's called "The delphic expanse." It's a strange, scary place where the laws of physics are turned upside down. Flesh is distorted, bodies are turned inside out, and Rick Bergman is considered creative and clever. You wouldn't want to go there.

  7. Re:Visit every star in the Galaxy? by Sanga · · Score: 2, Funny

    You age very less when travelling close to light speeds.

    Factor that in ... and the poster might return to Earth in time for the bug free version of Windows :-)

  8. Re:Visit every star in the Galaxy? by beerman2k · · Score: 2, Funny

    FTL travel discovered Boy, I bet he'd be really pissed to get back home and find out the'd invented that.

  9. Hitchhiker's Guide by hound3000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I guess my dream of visiting every star in our galaxy just got a bit tougher."

    Yes, but are you going to insult everybody in it? Individually, personally, one by one, and by alphabetical order?

    I miss Douglas Adams

  10. Headline by Man+of+E · · Score: 3, Funny
    Milky Way gets bigger? Reminds me of the newspaper headlines back in 1492 (the good old days):

    Path to India discovered! The Earth gets rounder!

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  11. Re:That Ain't No Bird's-Eye View! by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Every once in a while, the Great Bird of the Galaxy goes for a little drive in the country.

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