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Xandros version 2

Posted by michael on from the debian-goodness dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Xandros is now shipping version 2 of their Desktop Linux distro and it's also possible to purchase a download version. Based on Debian (sarge), KDE 3.1.4, 2.4.22 kernel. Cool CD burning is integrated into the Xandros File manager. Screenshots are here."

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  1. even their screenshots suck... by sTalking_Goat · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    can't really say I'm impressed.

    --

    My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle...

  2. Ok, by buffer-overflowed · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    It's ugly.

    Well, not ugly for unix, but ugly for a desktop. Even the Fisher Price look of a default XP install looks more polished than those screens.

    Hell a new vanilla install of KDE looks more polished than those screens.

    And they're charging for it?

    Ehh, no thanks, I'll take my ugly free.

    --
    The key to the enjoyment of pop music is to replace any instance of "love" with "C.H.U.D."
  3. A Distro of Debian.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    A Distro of Debian....that is actually usable!!!! Thank God!!!!! Why can't Debian take from these projects and make their distro better? For example, improve the installer!!!!! Debian by itseld is an absolute piece of crap!! Distros like Xandros and Libranet actually make Debian usable.

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  5. Re:Mmmm.. prety butans tsarkon reports greasy yoda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    hey mac fag, shut the fuck up fag.

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    v 4.02.0
    $YodaBSD: src/release/doc/en_US.ISO8859-1/yodanotes/9steppro cess.sgml,v 4.02.0 2003/12/05 14:15:45 tsarkon Exp $

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  6. Re:"Start button" logo tsarkon reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Funny, the fuckers that used to roast jews are so sensitive about Nazi symbols. Hahahaaha, you guys are such supressed murderers. You know youll have a second go at the FINAL SOLUTION and the ARYAN race, you fucking arrogant pricks still believe that shit or you would believe in FREEDOM OF SPEECH over FASCIST LAWS about Nazi symbols.

    Symbols. I leave those for the SYMBOL MINDED. hahahaha.