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25,000-Ton Amphibious Spam Relay

Posted by timothy on from the all-access dept.

hormiga writes "The amphibious transport dock ship San Antonio incorporates the latest quality of life standards for the embarked Marines and sailors, including the sit-up berth, ship services mall, a fitness center and learning resource center/electronic classroom and Unsolicited Bulk E-Mail. Now the Chinese can relay their spam through U.S. military naval vessels." Well, Chinese spammers, anyhow.

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  1. I always wondered by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1, Troll

    what the other part of the deal was that Clinton made with the Chinese for campaign funds. I knew it had to be more than just ICBM tech.

    --
    It's hard to believe that's how Micronians are made. Why don't we see it right now by having you both kiss one another?
  2. No not a non-story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    The story mentions the US military. That gets the slashbots into a frenzy and ready to spew their anti-America rants. As if it were America's fault they are losers.

    Gotta keep that hit count up, you know.

    1. Re:No not a non-story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      As a Republican and true patriot, I cannot describe how FUCKING HARD my cock gets when someone talks about how great the US military is. Usually I just can't help it and have to blow my load on some pictures of George Walker Bush and that nigger general who commanded that Iraq thing which I printed out on my AMERICAN PC with my AMERICAN printer!

  3. Re:You will not eat them in a boat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


    Would you eat them with some sauce?

  4. AMERIKA WANTS TAIWAN TO REMAIN COMMIE by Trolling+4+dollas · · Score: -1, Troll

    So China won't kick their ass. Buwahahahahaha. Fucking wimps. Where's the bullheaded republicans who were talking shit? Where are they? Come on you wimpy cocksucking fags let's here some of that Amerikan bravado now.

  5. Re:Jeeze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    You don't know what to say because you're an idiot.
    Case in point: Your suggestion. *I* suggest you go back to Fark where you'll be happier.

  6. STOP WHINING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    see subject line.

  7. Re:Wrong move. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


    OK...if you say so...with tiny rice dicks.
    Umm, that may be a stereotype but by and large it's true.

    I lived in East Asia for years and got married there, and my wife assures me that Asian dicks are smaller but harder. From what I've seen of Asian pr0n, I'd have to agree with her on the size part (sure ain't gonna do any checking on the hardness part). I have a bigger shlong than any Asian pornstar I've seen and I'm only average. Thai pornstars are especially needle-dicked, Japanese and Chinese are bigger. Even at only average, she wishes I had a smaller one (she's a small girl) and says if it was any bigger she couldn't stand it (true story, no brag, no troll; but I'm not going to post logged in, either :-P).

  8. Re:which military vessels aren't naval? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hehehehe. He thinks we were having a discussion. Typical case of military intelligence.