Intel To Produce Cheap LCoS Chips

SeattleGameboy writes "NY Times has an article about Intel's plan to produce low-cost liquid crystal on silicon (LCoS) chips. This could result in high-resolution 7"-thick rear-projection TV costing around $1000 by next Christmas (not to mention cheap projectors). I guess I can put off buying a new TV for another year ..."

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Re:Of course

[Anonymous Coward]

SHUT UP YOU KARMAWHORING FAGGOT


Sir Haxalot was tired after another long day of karmawhoring at slashdot. "Hacky," his mother called, "time for dinner!" Sir Haxalot came upstairs from the basement where the bright lights of the kitchen temporarily blinded him. "Mommy, it's too bright in here!" he complained. His mother smiled "Come here, Hacky. Let mommy make you feel better."

He followed her voice but kept his eyes tightly shut. He felt a hand massage his crotch.. "MMmm... mommy, you know I like that..." "Yes dear, mommy knows.." The hand undid his zipper and pulled his turgid member forthwith.

A warm mouth gently licked the head of his penis. It didn't take long. Only moments later a jet of hot wad shot into the mouth.. "Did you like that?" his mother asked from behind him.. "Wha..?!" he asked, suprised. Opening his eyes he saw his daddy eagerly swallowing every drop of his cum.

"DADDY!! You came back!" cried Sir Haxalot. "Hello son," his father replied, "I had a lot of thinking to do and this was the best way I could think of to apologize for leaving you after that intense round of sodomy 3 years ago."

"That's OK, daddy. I know you had problems keeping your job as the school janitor. I don't believe anything the other kids said about you touching their pee-pees and putting your pee-pee in their bums."

His father lost his smile "Son.. that's what we have to talk about.. it's true. For 17 years as a school janitor I was a filthy sodomite. I'd take little 12 year old 'pee-pees' in my mouth and get them hard. Once the lad was past the point of caring, I'd get him to stick it in my bum. Then I'd have my way with them. It was a good 17 year stretch but now, with these new damn laws, I'll have to keep my penchant for anal excursions strictly here at home. 'Home is where the Hard is' you know."

After dinner the Haxalots were frolicking naked on the floor, standard after-dinner play for them. "Daddy.. remember that time you spanked me and a finger accidently went up my bum?" "Yes, son.. and actually it wasn't a mistake. I was staking my claim." replied Hacky's father. "Well.. I was hoping you'd do it again, but this time with your whole hand." Haxalot's mother jumped up "Oh my! He wants to be fisted! I'm so proud of you, son!" she beamed. Haxalot's father applied a generous helping of Crisco shortening to his hand. Sir Haxalot bent over the coffee table which had been the scene of so many anal-rapings by his father.

Haxalot's father gently slid his index finger into Haxalot's bum. "Uh oh.. looks like you didn't prepare.." said the father as he pulled out his finger, smeared with feces. "Here you go," said the father, "here's that teenage moustache you never were able to grow." and with that he wiped the feces across Sir Haxalot's upper lip. "Yay! Now I'm a big boy like the toughies at school!" exclaimed Sir Haxalot.

Haxalot's father resumed the exploration of the young anus before him. First the index finger, then two fingers.. "Daddy," said Haxalot, "I can handle more right now." then he closed his eyes. His father felt Haxalot's anal sphincter loosen its grip on his two fingers. "My goodness!" he said to his wife, "He really is ready!" Haxalot's mother ran to grab the video camera "We'll have to keep this next to the video of his first steps and his first use of the potty all by himself!"

His father eased in the tips of his 4 fingers and thumb. There was little resistance. Haxalot breathed heavily "Just a sec, daddy.. OK... there.. more.." His father's hand resumed its journey into Haxalot's fetid colon. The knuckles presented a problem but with a bit more relaxation Haxalot's anus accepted them. The rest of the hand and forearm slid in with no trouble.

"Oh Daddy.. your arm up my bum feels sooooo good.. What are you doing in there?" His father chuckled "I'm massaging your spleen, son. It feels good, doesn't it? I remember the first time your grandfather massaged my spleen. I couldn't hold back and ejaculated all over your grandma's feet. Good thing he was in a nice mood or he'd have taken me behind the barn for a real whipping too!"


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Re:Article

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SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. 16 - The Intel Corporation is planning to do to digital television what it has already done to computing.

Yea, stick their trusted-computing dick into it.