Hey, here's a hint - If you load iTunes and hit that button that looks liek a triangle on its side - you can now play your "worthless" AAC files!
Man that must have been frustrating downloading all those songs and not knowing what to do next. Once you learn this "triangle trick" you might find you are able to play music on all sorts of things you couldn't before!! Those shiny discs at Target? They all have music on them as well as it turns out, once you slip them into that funny looking box in the middle of your car that until now has only emitted the tortured sounds of radio DJ's.
No need to thank me for opening the wide world of music to you.
-- "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Breaking news from the math frontier...
by
jared_hanson
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· Score: 5, Funny
Scientists have figured out how to sucessfully reconstruct a circle given only two points.
And some other, related headlines...
Slashdot moderators continue to consume crack in mass quantities.
The parent post is decidedly not funny.
-- -- Fighting mediocrity one bad post at a time.
Re:just wondering
by
denzombie
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· Score: 4, Funny
Support Nightmare:
Caller: iTunes segfaults when I execute it.
Phone Agent: What distro are you using.
Caller: Gentoo.
PA: Oh, we only support RedHat 7.2
Caller: Well can you tell me what the dependencies are. I'll just emerge them.
PA: Ummmm. We only support Red Hat.
Caller: What about Fedora? I've got a boxen running that.
".. shortest news item, ever"
when it plays ogg, runs on linux, is devoid of patents, is open source, is GPLed and can first post for me.
Here it is:
* Change version number from 4.1 to 4.2
* ????
* Profit!!!
Bzzzzt! So sorry!
:)
iChat
iPhoto
Final Cut
Keynote
DVD Studio
Soundtrack
WebObjects
Streaming Server
Broadcaster
Remote Desktop
AppleScript
Panther
Not to mention the hardware:
AirPort Extreme
iSight
No problems with lowercase t -- in fact, I daresay the opposite is the case.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
Hey, here's a hint - If you load iTunes and hit that button that looks liek a triangle on its side - you can now play your "worthless" AAC files!
Man that must have been frustrating downloading all those songs and not knowing what to do next. Once you learn this "triangle trick" you might find you are able to play music on all sorts of things you couldn't before!! Those shiny discs at Target? They all have music on them as well as it turns out, once you slip them into that funny looking box in the middle of your car that until now has only emitted the tortured sounds of radio DJ's.
No need to thank me for opening the wide world of music to you.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Scientists have figured out how to sucessfully reconstruct a circle given only two points.
And some other, related headlines...
Slashdot moderators continue to consume crack in mass quantities.
The parent post is decidedly not funny.
-- Fighting mediocrity one bad post at a time.
Caller: iTunes segfaults when I execute it.
Phone Agent: What distro are you using.
Caller: Gentoo.
PA: Oh, we only support RedHat 7.2
Caller: Well can you tell me what the dependencies are. I'll just emerge them.
PA: Ummmm. We only support Red Hat.
Caller: What about Fedora? I've got a boxen running that.
PA: Ok, ummm, is that a version of Red Hat?
Caller: Grrrr. Never Mind
and so on...
--- Evil robots don't kill people, Mad scientists kill people.