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Coffee Flavored Breakfast Cereal

Musrum writes "Hubbards, the New Zealand based makers of fine breakfast cereals, have launched 'Cafe au Lait', which they describe as "light coffee flavored flakes". This is great, just the thing for Xmas morning, wonderful coffee flavour, not too sweet. What took them so long? The packaging meets all known requirements for political correctness. Brain Health Warning: Do NOT read the enclosed 'Clipboard' newsletter unless you are inured against extreme examples of twee-ness."

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  1. Letter "U" does not belong in Flavor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    The letter U stuck into flavor makes it seem like it rhymes with "Devour"! If you look at the actual word origin, the was, origanally, no U in the word. The French added it. The British, for some reason, kept it. The Americans got rid of this letter (it takes the word closer to its origins, looks less goofy, and is a little more phonetic).

  2. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Yeah. It is so totally lame.

    People are stupid for buying all this caffiene-related shit off Thinkgeek, just to fit in with a fucking stupid 'geek' stereotype.

    Shit, motherfuckers. Can't you just be interested in computers and computer-related stuff without being a bunch of lame geeks. For fuck's sake, get a life!

    Fucking hell. I'm fucking angry now!!!

  3. Re:My twist on coffee in the cereal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Goddamn yuppie freak. Flavored bean curd? Why freaking bother? Just kill yourself.

    What's next, maple nut crunch flavored coffee flavored deionized water substitute?

  4. Re:Part of a complete wired breakfast... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Shut up, you sad twat.

  5. Re:Awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    dude, shut the fuck up. its not funny and im sick and tired of looking at your shit on this website. knock it off. no on likes it or thinks it cute.

  6. Its called... by t0ny · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    I think he calls it "Gayquill"

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