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Dumpster-Diving for Your Identity
The NYT magazine has a story titled Dumpster-Diving for Your Identity - the author interviews two convicted identity thieves talking about their methods and successes.
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The Official Final Fantasy 11 Fan Club Announces acquisition of SCO
By Tim Copperfield
New York, NY - #FFXI (The Official Final Fantasy 11 Fan Club) today announced acquisition of
The SCO Group for $26.9 million in stock and $40 million in FFXI game credits.
#FFXI today announced it has signed a definitive agreement to acquire the intellectual property and technology assets of
The SCO Group, a leading provider of Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt, based in Lindon, Utah. #FFXI's acquisition of SCO technology
will help #FFXI sign up more members worldwide. In addition to developing new solutions, #FFXI will use SCO engineering expertise
and technology to enhance the #FFXI member services.
"I'd love to see these #FFXI types slowly consumed by millions of
swarming microbes and converted into harmless and useful biochemicals." said an anonymous slashdot poster, blinded by the
#FFXI success in achieving first post on a popular geek news website, slashdot.org.
"This #FFXI shit is getting out of hand. Slashdot needs troll filters. Or better yet a crap flood mod that I can exclude
from my browsing. Seriously, a good troll is art, what you dumb fucks are doing is just plain stupid." said spacecowboy420.
macewan, on linuxquestions said
"Thanks for that link to the SCO quotes page. My guess is that they want to be bought out. Hrm, think they want #FFXI to buy them??"
After careful consideration and debate, #FFXI board of directors agreed to purchase
6,426,600 preferred shares and 113,102 common shares (the equivalent of 150,803 ADSs) of SCO,
for an aggregate consideration of approximately US$26.9 million and approximately $40 million for FFXI fans that were working
in Lindon, Utah offices of The SCO Group.
If all goes well, the final decision is to be expected shortly, followed by transfer of most SCO FFXI fans from their Lindon, UT
offices to the #FFXI Headquarters in New York.
About #FFXI
#FFXI (The Official Final Fantasy 11 Fan Club) is the first organization which
gathers FFXI fans from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being ANIME FAGGOTS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a INTO ANIMU ?
Are you a ALONE FOR LIFE ?
If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then #FFXI (The Official Final Fantasy 11 Fan Club) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join #FFXI (The Official Final Fantasy 11 Fan Club) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time #FFXI member.
#FFXI (The Official Final Fantasy 11 Fan Club) is the fastest-growing FFXI fan community with THOUSANDS of members
all over United States of America and Japan. You, too, can be a part of #FFXI if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
First, you have to obtain a copy of FINAL FANTASY 11 and play it.
Second, you need to join the official #FFXI irc channel #FFXI on EFNet, and ask them "how do I summoned chocobot?" in a tautological fashion (repetition).
Third, you need to succeed in posting a #FFXI "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for gooks" website
Finally, talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #FFXI, the official The Official Final Fantasy 11 Fan Club irc channel, you might be on a wr
goat pr0n
I suggest every American write to their congressional representative (I did) and complain that outsourcing has resulted in our tax and medical records going overseas. There is ample proof to support this claim, so let's act now to combat is nasty example of globalization.
So which organization was it that you donated all that money to?
Splinter rules!
in your posts b4 you said someone was the fool for responding to a troll, but he got karma for it, something you've never seen LOL!
Parent isn't offtopic.
Bad moderators strike again.
Are you GAY [klerck.org]?
Are you a INTO ANIMU [mugshots.org]?
Are you a ALONE FOR LIFE [gay-sex-access.com]?
Doesn't a "yes" answer to the second question pretty much guarantee a "yes" to the other two?
Oh, sure, there's CowboyNeal, who's into anime, but happens to have dozens of hot chicks hanging around his place, sucking his massive cock all day long, but he's the exception to the rule.
What?
He doesn't?
And they don't?
And it isn't?
And he's actually attracted to...?
Allow me to restate: "Doesn't a "yes" answer to the second question absolutely unequivocally guarantee a "yes" to the other two?
Well, that wasn't a completely offtopic use of the goatse guy, for a change. It's the first time that stupid ascii image makes me crack a smile.
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+1 Funny brings no karma.
So if I get +5 post that is +7 Funny, -2 Overrated, I'm actually two points down on my Karma??
wyrazy uznania.
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http://slashdot.org/~Kirk%20Troll/journal/
I think it was more than a little discussion with the Brits.
I tried it, and I already have a date with a 18/f/ny, who is bi.
Man I'm cool. She told me to make sure my bowels are loose.
haha since they're all getting laid off and outsourced, and they'll be dumpster diving for their meals, why not do some identity theft as well??
Merry fucking christmas you fucking slashdot losers!