Perl is Sweet Sixteen
surflorida writes "Perl turned sweet 16 yesterday. 'Larry Wall released Perl 1 on this day in 1987, so today Perl is 16 years old. Happy birthday Perl! You can read more about the timeline of Perl releases in perlhist.pod and at history.perl.org.' Happy birthday Perl! You are now old enough to get a US drivers license."
-1 Offtopic? Stupid fucking moderators, this was a good goddamn story. I hope you Linux-loving virgin asshole faggots all catch the AIDS and cry like little bitches when your pencil dicks rot off.
FUCK THIS LAME-ASS WEBSITE. SLASHDOT FUCKING SUCKS.
HAHAHAHHaa.. too old for plastic face.... good one!
Still can't fuck it.
But depending who you talk to Perl does suck the big one.
Yeah, but she's been fucked every which way long before today...
-- In the beginning was the WORD, and the WORD was UNSIGNED, and the main(){} was without form and void...
Nobody likes a smart-ass, you little faggot cunt!
But thanks to our friends at the RIAA that'll be $3,000 to sing it....
Grow up.
What can be written in code - should not be in comments.
The reason Perl programmers think lots of comments are good is because they tend to write their program twice. Once in obfuscated Perl code, and the other in some Python-like/English code within comments.