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Russians Invade with Flying Saucer
Ridgelift writes "Wired is covering a project revived from Russia by the US Naval Air Systems Command: The Ekip, a pita-bread-shaped, stubby-winged, wheel-less, unmanned ship that weighs in at 500 pounds. 'For more than two decades, engineers at a former Soviet aerospace plant have been toiling on a drone aircraft that looks a whole lot like a prop from Plan 9 From Outer Space.'"
I am a field investigator for MUFON. I've been investigating sightings here in the Midwest for quite some time now, and I've come to believe that stories like this one are planted by the government to make people believe that UFO's are secret military aircraft.
Well, I've been out there, in the field, taking the eyewitness reports. I do not believe for a second that these craft that people are seeing are made by humans.
Go out there, talk to eyewitnesses, talk to an abductee - you'll quickly realize that stories like this are carefully written "plants" by conspirators that reach the highest corridors of power in World Government.
That goes to prove russians really are aliens.
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In Soviet Russia, saucers belong to all bases welcoming new alien overlords.
Now that Gulf War 2: Junior's Revenge is ending we have Russian/American Space Race 2: Above and Beyond to look forward to.
Where will Hollywo^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Washington's obsession with sequels end?
The Flapjack was tested near Area 51, the clandestine military base that's been an obsession of X-Filers for decades.
"It's what originated many people's belief in flying saucers," said Phil Scott, author of The Wrong Stuff: Attempts at Flight Before (and After) the Wright Brothers. "Anyone on a lot of drugs would think it was a flying saucer."
I know at least half a dozen people who wouldn't need drugs for this.
It just tips the amusing/pathetic balance when they are.
Not only are they sapping and impurifying our precious bodily fluids, they're in league with the aliens. close off all communications at the base, Col. Mandrake.
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"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
Pita-bread shaped? And I suppose a bus is shaped like a loaf of bread, a 747 is shaped like a baguette, a croissant, and some pieces of matzoh cracker.
Please, if there is any alternative, avoid copying text verbatim from Wired. Their editors make the ones around this joint look like the heads of mensa.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
Don't you know, a lot of our technology today was no doubt seeded by these aliens! A microchip to some yahoo engineer in the 40's and 50's who thought a tube was advanced technology might well look like magic. And operating systems, who'd a thunk of those? But now we know what happened to those recycled UFO parts once they were figured out; they became the seed stock for intel, and they ran windows! Thats why they crashed, after all...
We always thought aliens from outer space would descend in flying saucers, but it's actually going to be (possibly illegal) aliens from Russia.
I, for one, welcome our vodka-drinking overlords.
-S
I don't like what you are implying. I took your bolded words and put them together and got this:
reviving dead. all other attempts failed. use solar power. end the universe.
So you are saying the Russians have a project that will raise the dead, and use some kind of solar power to end the universe.
talk about paranoia. the Russians are our friends now.