The Matrix Trailers, Reloaded and Re-Encoded

dark_lotus writes "The fine folks at The Matrix website, have re-encoded all 9 trailers from the original Matrix, bumped up the resolution and uploaded them for us to enjoy, including a never before released trailer. Also included, all the missing Reloaded and Revolutions Trailers and TV Spots - all now available to download."

Comments

That's nothing

[Anonymous Coward]

I did that last night to the actual movies, which are now availiable (sic) to download from a P2P client near you.

*Spoiler warning*
The second and third movies are shit.

Re:Why?

[Morgahastu]

Because the trailers were better than the actual movie.

Sure, they make pretty good trailers

[Dr. Spork]

Now if only those people would learn how to make a good movie!

unreleased trailer

[Lord_Dweomer]

I hear in the unreleased trailer, Triniti's nipple pops out while she's in bullet time!

............crap....why did my download just die?

Re:WARNING! LINK REDIRECTS TO GOASTE.CX! MOD DOWN!

[Veovis]

*sigh*

considering the post shows the actual domain in [brackets.com], you'll see there is no goaste.cx or whatever the site is

Re:What's the point ?

[The Dobber]

I mean, what's the bloody point of creating a new trailer for a film that's long been released ?


Some people believe that if you beat it long enough, the dead horse will respond.

Just Watch the Trailers

[superdan2k]

You can get the entire plot of the movie with all the deep thoughts and ambiguity by watching the short trailers as opposed to sitting through the whole movie where everything gets ruined by the script.

And suckage is easier to deal with in small doses.

Bandwidth

[NiTr|c]

Is everyone still asleep? For some reason I'm actually able to see the page and download the trailer at higher than 500 bytes per second. Something is wrong, very very wrong.

Re:Won't last for long

[ejito]

No. Even when the superbowl trailer was released the site didn't even slow down. I downloaded the whole trailer at 200kb/s. They're on the AOL pipes

Ah, mentioning AOL doesn't help your argument ;/

Trailers done by slashdotters?

[WalterSobchak]

Did anyone else think, in the "missing trailer", when they showed the text 'In 1999 The Matrix Has You'

"Shouldn't that be 'In Soviet Russia'?"

Could not resist, sorry.

Alex

Matrix Revolutions Plot Summary

[mac os ken]

Morpheus: **its going to hit the fan. The fan an obvious metaphor for Zion.

Neo: Woah.

Morpheus: But we've known that since the first movie.

...a few minutes later...

Zion is being attacked. The next hour and a half consists of:
Shooting robots.
Shooting robots.
Shooting robots.
Shooting robots.
Shooting robots.
Shooting the wall.
Shooting robots.
Shooting robots.
"Accidental Friendly Fire." (The guy owed me a few bucks.)
Shooting robots.
Shooting bigger robots.

Neo: I know how to save Zion. I have to login to the kernal and see if he'll grant me root/admin privileges.

LOGIN: Neo
PASSWORD: trinitywaseasy

(Neo clicks Apple > Restart.)
The End!
Honestly I don't care about "High Resolution" trailers and other propoganda if the actual content is crap.

Harry Potter at 50

[Hoi Polloi]

I want to see them keep using the same actors. I want to see Hermione dealing with menopause ("Alanda heat flashus!"), Ron in rehab, and Harry struggling with 2 failed marriages and a soul crushing job as head school custodian.