Fingers Crossed for Beagle

Adam_Trask writes "Never has a spacecraft been built so quickly, on so little money, and been sent on such a long journey fraught with so many dangers. Beagle 2 has been carried to the vicinity of Mars by the Mars Express mothership, and released successfully to go its own way for the final leg of the journey."

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GNAA: Our fingers are up our arse

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Re:Xmas Presents

[Anonymous Coward]

That would be 'Leicester, the Beagle has landed' - the whole thing is being controlled from the National Space Centre in Leicester, where you can actually go and watch the control centre in action.

Since when are European countries allowed to launch shit into space without approval from NASA?

Get a fucking life you cow

[Anonymous Coward]

There are bigger things to worry about. Down the cattle chute with you Goyim!