HD DirecTiVo And Other CES Treats
Gadget Guy writes "The CEA (Consumer Electronics Association) has announced their CES (Consumer Electronics Show) Innovations 2004 winners. Within is a shot of the new Hughes HD DirecTiVo with some new LED's on the front including "Temp" for those sure to be occurring overheats. The surprise winners were the Motorola IM Free with no backlight along with it's "left un-justified" keyboard and the color SideKick who's black and white cousin was debuted at the 2003 CES show. Plus check out this Samsung DLP TV! Stealth bomber cool!"
1) what on earth could you use such a monster for? you do know that adding cpus doesn't get you any more fps in games, don't you?
These devices are used for measuring penis size. Ask any doctor or look at the relevant HMO forms-they want answers in MHz. There's even a few classified ads posted by women that specify "At least 6 GHz of equipment preferred."
2) if you have so much money, why don't you settle for a normal computer and buy something adult instead: buy a car, clothes or redecorate your house. those will help you getting laid, too. in short, grow up.
We've already covered getting laid. Clothes are for losers and poseurs, the new fashion is no fashion! And buying a 5th car would require expanding the garage, which would unbalance the house-just plain ugly.
Its black. Spinal Tap levels of black, in fact.
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