Beagle 2 Probe Lands; No Signal Received Yet
securitas writes "The BBC reports that Europe's Beagle 2 Mars lander has failed to broadcast its landing confirmation signal. While project leaders are trying to put a brave face on it, the failure is seen as a major setback. The Beagle is out of broadcast range but another contact attempt will be made later today, when they hope a signal will be detected. Another failed Mars mission will solidify Mars' reputation as a spacecraft graveyard. More at icWales and News24."
Fact is: if we keep crashing stuff into Mars, they are going to get pissed off eventually and launch a WAR ON TERROR. They will bring their fleets of ships to Earth to hunt out the terrorist leaders responsible; capture them and then broadcast the medical examination (different orifice though)... as a warning to others.
Oh, it's 100% sure that it landed. Trajectory was known... it hit the planet, absolutely guaranteed.