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Computers Paraphrase English
AhaIndia submits a link to a story discussing computerized paraphrasing of English news articles. This technology, destined to eventually replace most reporters with very small shell scripts, is thankfully still in its infancy.
Check this hottie out--wow nice pantyhosed legs huh?
http://rolltidebama.com/bamaarkpics/img0036.jpg
not goatse guy for sure! yum yum legs
Bleh
for me to poop on.
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she don't need to lose 1 kg (whatever the f**k that is) LOL
Such modding is clearly abuse, since mod points are to simply judge the content of the post. If you don't like the poster, or his sig, then ignore it. But it seems there are some vengeful and jealous moderators out there who can't stand to see somone else get modded up for insighftul opinions.
This clearly needs to stop.
This technology, destined to eventually replace most reporters with very small shell scripts, is thankfully still in its infancy.
Considering how much bad news there is today, it would be nice to have a completely unbiased point of view. I dont trust CNN as they seem to be driven by politics behind the cameras as well as in front, dont trust MSNBC (or whatever its called) because you dont really know who is paying who to cover the story, and FOX is..well...FOX. Everyone has a slant, itd be nice to have something free of this. This is why I like slashdot; even if you have a slant, your story is treated like everyone elses.
computer paraphrase Russian!
Let's face it: the actual Soviet Russia joke here just isn't funny.
Need proof? See the following three examples:
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He's bragging about his "Hit Stats for my sig - RKZ "
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Quote... Thanks for sticking up for me on the front page!
You cracked me up with the line, rkz is NOT a troll.
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You can stop people like him by modding down any of his posts which you can see by viewing:
http://slashdot.org/~rkz
AC
Here's MS Word's autosummary of the Fellowship of the Ring:
Frodo! Frodo shuddered. Frodo gasped.
Frodo remained silent.
Frodo halted. Frodo asked. Hobbits! Sam! Frodo! Old Gandalf. _Dear Frodo,_
_GANDALF_.
Frodo answered. Good night, Frodo! Frodo! '
Frodo shivered.
' answered Frodo. ' cried Frodo. Frodo, Frodo! Frodo actually laughed.
So there you go. No need to read the book or waste 24.99 getting the DVD. Cool, huh?
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors - Plato