Computers Paraphrase English
AhaIndia submits a link to a story discussing computerized paraphrasing of English news articles. This technology, destined to eventually replace most reporters with very small shell scripts, is thankfully still in its infancy.
Google news already uses a similar technique to decide what to put in the summary beneath the headline, it does not paraphrase but it does actually extract a summary.
Also if you have Microsoft Word lying about there is a feature called Auto-summary which is suprisingly good, amost as effective as going through a document yourself looking for the main points.
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