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Putting Linux Reliability to the Test
Frank writes "This paper documents the test results and analysis of the Linux kernel and other core OS components, including everything from libraries and device drivers to file systems and networking, all under some fairly adverse conditions, and over lengthy durations. The IBM Linux Technology Center has just finished this comprehensive testing over a period of more than three months and shares the results of their LTP (Linux Test Project) testing."
The next rape fantasy will be ready soon, but Kobe can beat the bush all tight and curly!
I don't feel guilty when I steal things, and I think it lies in my Jewish faith. Not accepting the fake messiah has given me an almost supernatural lack of any guilt or conscience.
For example: I went to a supermarket a while ago to buy some ice cream with my brother. The problem was, I only had 4 bucks, and I couldn't decide between the peanut butter cup and the stabucks coffee, and my brother and I were worried that the peanut butter one might be too peanutty. So I checked to make sure nobody was around, then I took out my car keys and sawed through the protective plastic seal covering the lid, pried it open, and scooped out some to sample.
We both agreed that it was too peanutty, so we put the lid back on and bought the starbucks.
Also: When I go to places like the Olive Garden and I exploit salad and breadsticks, I don't feel bad either. The trick is to ask for more breadsticks right before you finish your meal and pay the bill. Then ask for a box to take the breadsticks home. Played right, the breadsticks can be an entire meal themselves, and they're kosher.
Also, ask for a refill on the salad about the same time you ask for more breadsticks. Try and eat about half of the salad so it isn't obvious, then ask to take it home. At this point, your dining/scamming partner pipes up with "but wont the salad dressing make the salad all limp and vapid like an old man's scrotum?" Here you must get into an argument about the salad not being worth taking home because the salad dressing is on it. Done right, the server should interject a suggestion of getting you some new salad with dressing on the side to take home. Salad is kosher as well.
And a helpful Red Robin tip: When dining with lots of friends, order just 1 strawberry lemonade, and as it arrives, immeaditly ask for 5 more refils on the double, because you're feeling dry as a bone.
Remember kids, it's kew' to be a jew!
Linux Reliability? Isn't that like saying "military intelligence" or "French victory" or "Linux security"? Whats the word again... oxy-something?
I don't feel guilty when I steal things, and I think it lies in my Jewish faith. Not accepting the fake messiah has given me an almost supernatural la ck of any guilt or conscience.
For example: I went to a supermarket a while ago to buy some ice cream with my brother. The problem was, I only had 4 bucks, and I couldn't decide between the peanut butter cup and the stabucks coffee, and my brother and I were worried that the peanut butter one might be too peanutty. So I checked to make sure nobody was around, then I took out my car keys and sawed through the protective plastic seal covering the lid, pried it open, and scooped out some to sample.
We both agreed that it was too peanutty, so we put the lid back on and bought the starbucks.
Also: When I go to places like the Olive Garden and I exploit salad and breadsticks, I don't feel bad either. The trick is to ask for more breadsticks right before you finish your meal and pay the bill. Then ask for a box to take the breadsticks home. Played right, the breadsticks can be an entire meal themselves, and they're kosher.
Also, ask for a refill on the salad about the same time you ask for more breadsticks. Try and eat about half of the salad so it isn't obvious, then ask to take it home. At this point, your dining/scamming partner pipes up with "but wont the salad dressing make the salad all limp and vapid like an old man's scrotum?" Here you must get into an argument about the salad not being worth taking home because the salad dressing is on it. Done right, the server should interject a suggestion of getting you some new salad with dressing on the side to take home. Salad is kosher as well.
And a helpful Red Robin tip: When dining with lots of friends, order just 1 strawberry lemonade, and as it arrives, immeaditly ask for 5 more refils on the double, because you're feeling dry as a bone.
Remember kids, it's kew' to be a jew!
Solaris is *the* unix to beat. (Wow! Did I say that on slashdot?)
hooyadaa was, gaal yohow gaalku dhalay.
I don't feel guilty when I steal things, and I think it lies in my Jewish faith. Not accepting the fake messiah has given me an almost supernatural la ck of any guilt or conscience.
For example: I went to a supermarket a while ago to buy some ice cream with my brother. The problem was, I only had 4 bucks, and I couldn't decide between the peanut butter cup and the stabucks coffee, and my brother and I were worried that the peanut butter one might be too peanutty. So I checked to make sure nobody was around, then I took out my car keys and sawed through the protective plastic seal covering the lid, pried it open, and scooped out some to sample.
We both agreed that it was too peanutty, so we put the lid back on and bought the starbucks.
Also: When I go to places like the Olive Garden and I exploit salad and breadsticks, I don't feel bad either. The trick is to ask for more breadsticks right before you finish your meal and pay the bill. Then ask for a box to take the breadsticks home. Played right, the breadsticks can be an entire meal themselves, and they're kosher.
Also, ask for a refill on the salad about the same time you ask for more breadsticks. Try and eat about half of the salad so it isn't obvious, then ask to take it home. At this point, your dining/scamming partner pipes up with "but wont the salad dressing make the salad all limp and vapid like an old man's scrotum?" Here you must get into an argument about the salad not being worth taking home because the salad dressing is on it. Done right, the server should interject a suggestion of getting you some new salad with dressing on the side to take home. Salad is kosher as well.
And a helpful Red Robin tip: When dining with lots of friends, order just 1 strawberry lemonade, and as it arrives, immeaditly ask for 5 more refils on the double, because you're feeling dry as a bone.
Remember kids, it's kew' to be a jew!
Anyone knows what software IBM used to generate those graphs? Looks pretty neat.
The problem is that the moderators act and assume as if their opinions ARE how the rest of the world feels.
That is the problem inherit in the mob moderation that Slashdot has
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Anyone knows what software IBM used to generate those graphs in the article? Looks pretty neat. Could be useful for other uses.
Moderators: before you mod this down, RTFA.
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