Shuttle Fleet Upgraded

angel'o'sphere writes "Space.com reports that the shuttle fleet will be upgraded with more technology, like new sensors to detect debris hits on the wings, etc. Also, the foam causing the Columbia accident (intended to insulate the tank and prevent the formation of ice) will be replaced by: heaters. I wonder if heating up a tank with liquid oxygen is a bright idea."

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first post

[Anonymous Coward]

trollkore sucks ass.

Re:first post

[Anonymous Coward]

SHIT ON ME! It's official - Slashdot has fucking confirmed: Trollkore is dying

Yet another cunting bombshell hit the community of Trollkore asswipes when Slashdot recently confirmed that Trollkore accounts for less than a fraction of one single puny fucking percent of all trolls. Coming hot on the heels of the latest Slashdot survey which plainly states that Trollkore has lost more fucking fp's to the GNAA, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Trollkore is ingesting itself backwards, disappearing up its very own shitter, as fittingly exemplified by beeing fucking owned in this recent Slashdot story.

You don't need to be a cock-sucking Kreskin to predict Trollkore's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Trollkore faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any fucking future at all for Trollkore because that sorded, shit-filled, mutated testicle of a troll group is dying. Things are looking very bad for Trollkore. As many of us are already aware, Trollkore continues to lose first posts. Red ink splashes across the accounting documents like a series of exploding bloodfarts. Trollkore munches the most ass of them all, having lost 93% of its core trollers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time Trollkore cuntwipes Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Trollkore is dying and its rotting corpse smells worse than a maggot, vomit, shit and piss cocktail.

Due to the troubles of those arseholes at Slashdot, abysmal trolls and so on, Trollkore showed themselves to be a bunch of retarded tossers, went out of business and were taken over by GNAA who troll another type of trolls. Now Trollkore is also a miserable failure, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house... pathetic.

All major surveys show that Trollkore has steadily fucking declined in first posts. Trollkore is where it belongs, at death's door and its long term survival prospects are almost non-fucking-existant. If Trollkore is to survive at all it will be among moronic, dilettante shitheads. Trollkore continues to Chew Satan's Dick And Fuck The Baby Jesus Up The Pooper. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Trollkore is dead.

Fact: Trollkore WILL FUCKING LOOSE THE UPCOMING FP-BATTLE!!.

Re:first post

[Anonymous Coward]

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YOU FAIL IT

[AmericanKleptocracy]

EVERYONE LOSES

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EVERYONE MINUS ME, BITCH

[Anonymous Coward]

I WIN

I don't think that

[Sarojin]

this will protect them from God's curse on NASA, which is what downed the last shuttle. Silly men.

A more important question....

[Anonymous Coward]

Would you hit it?

Yes or no?

4 more years

[Doc Ruby]

That's the kind of innovation that keeps America #1. Can't wait for Bush's leadership on a mission to Mars. What does that guy do around here, anyway?

LOLSEX :(

[Anonymous Coward]

05:11 The woman is all we want. 05:11 The others must die. 05:11 They all must die. 05:11 We don't even want the woman.

IS IT WRONG TO THINK SHE'S HOT???

[Anonymous Coward]

OT sig

[John Courtland]

You liked Waking Life? Which parts were your favorite? I like/remember a few of the converstaions, esp the one about the thought that we have no free will, since everything is just determined by what its quantum states are, and the lucid dreaming one. However, the animation made me sick to my stomach and I went to see it with a badly scratched cornea, so I was in debilitating pain the whole time.