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Shuttle Fleet Upgraded
angel'o'sphere writes "Space.com reports that the shuttle fleet will be upgraded with more technology, like new sensors to detect debris hits on the wings, etc. Also, the foam causing the Columbia accident (intended to insulate the tank and prevent the formation of ice) will be replaced by: heaters. I wonder if heating up a tank with liquid oxygen is a bright idea."
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Official webpage with registration info and pricing coming soon, be patient
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Natalie Portman covered with hot grits
RMS gone wild!
CowboyNeal: behind the blubber
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Maybe if you'd quit guzzling the cum of any street corner homeless fag then perhaps you may be able to claim the fisty. Then again, you are just some faggot piece of shit. Too many little boys have had their innocence stolen from them due to your death-deserving perversions. Please go die now.
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That was clever. You think that up yourself?
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* Winners compare their achievments to their goals, losers compare theirs to that of others. * ARMONK, NY - Aug. 8,
And IBM measures their achievements in how many American workers they can replace.
I can't think of any other significant company based in Armonk, so I'm just burning Karma for the hell of it.
"Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked."; ~ Donald J. Trump
FUCKING FAGGOT
JIHAD
7 people died during an operation they knew to be dangerous. Oh dear, how sad, never mind. 20,000 people died in an earthquake in Iran this morning. Let's try to keep our "disasters" in perspective.
Forget thrust, drag, lift and weight. Airplanes fly because of money.
You must be able to accept some losses in the name of peace, progress and prosperity.
Hah, it wasn't for peace, Dubya started a war to get oil and therefore money, damnit. Maybe it wouldn't have benefited the US itself, but it sure made Halliburton & Co. richer. Well, you can count the deaths as losses for prosperity; the Dubya Mafia's prosperity and the loss of lives which don't mean a damn to them. Gotta love the ingenuity.
People forget, there used to exist a diplomatic way to solve to the problem of Saddam Hussein. He didn't even have fucking WMD! If the diplomatic solution had worked, the inspectors would have eyes all over the place that no way WMD could ever be made, and Saddam's weak position would have caused him to slowly lose power and fall. And in case he thinks he should kill some people who are trying to topple him, the UN could have gone in with less fear of WMD and more support from the common Iraqi.
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