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100 Years of Macintosh
Zero seconds on the Mac OS system clock is January 1, 1904. The Mac OS epoch hits 100 years ... now. That's assuming you live in the Pacific time zone, anyway: the Mac OS epoch is unique in that it is time zone-specific. Of course, none of this applies unless you are running Mac OS, and all you Mac users are using Mac OS X, right? (Geek note: the Mac OS epoch is unsigned, which is why it can count over 100 years from 0 seconds, and 32-bit Unix can't, though it can count backward to 1901.)
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maybe it's all the booze, but i'm not quite sure what the hell this is about. anyone care the flesh out the original "article?"
> but other than that I can't really figure out what your
> blathering about ethernet
Then your a fucking moron lol read the word again MAC MAC MAC MACINTOSH
kant you read hey want to brush up on your word skillz????!!??maybe comprehension too??!?!?!?! Im sure everybody else knew what I meant but you like to play dumb hey?????????
I do not recall a previous post announcing the same thing.
Troll or Offtopic would be appropriate here. Not redundant.
Get a fucking LIFE people!
Whoever modded this as flamebait is dumb.
cause who else can fill your stomache full of b00ze and get you home with out you really remembering anything?
happy new year you homo!
What a waste of mod points.
Personally I could never bring myself to using Macs before OS X simply because they were so different to everything else on the market at that time. OS X bridges the divide and still lets me get my work done with the ease of use of Mac OS X and the fantastic development environment brought about by Unix and Cocoa.
Will it never end ?
Increase your PENIS! size while working from HOME!
(Ask me how.)
Ok, how?
"In California, a lawsuit seeking class-action status is expected to be filed in January against the company over the claim that Apple's warranty does not run long enough to cover problems with the player's battery."
"The difficulties stem from the iBook's logic board, or motherboard, users say in discussion forums and on message boards--including boards on Apple's own Web site. Many users report that replacement units have the same problems with display and video output.
Most of the complaints pertain to a particular iBook model with dual USB ports, and many users say the problems started to show up just after the computer came out of warranty. "
Hopefully not...
"Why do people bitch about understandable typos in words that are not in the common daily lexicon when there's a perfectly good joke there?"
because they are assholes?
I don't want to sound like a pedant, but how could I let the following comment pass?
Did you fucking fail basic grammar in school?
If you are going to criticise someone's grammar, you should do it without splitting the infinitive.
If the pattern goes 9am, 10am, 11am, why isn't noon 12am?
Persian Kitty?
There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure
Because we wouldn't.
I have a lot of respect for Lieberman, but unfortunately it appears that he is playing Hubert Humphrey to Dean's Adlai Stevenson. The guy that could get elected is going to lose the primary, and people like you will be able to thank yourselves for ensuring Bush's re-election.
How about "because it isn't difficult to spell correctly, so long as you have half a brain"? If you're ever unsure of a word, check out dictionary.com. It'll save you a lot of stress later on; you won't have people responding to you with messages like this one's parent.
This is not part of my post. It's my signature. I bet you're disappointed.