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The Best and Worst Technologies of 2003?
Phoe6 asks: "Last year, at Hexadecimals discussion group we shared a news that Worst Technology of 2002 was TIA (Total Information Awareness by DARPA).
What is the Worst Technology of 2003? For the Best, Time Magazine seems to have adjudged Steve Jobs' iTunes as the Invention of 2003.
What are your ratings?"
let's make it two in a row...
I have a plan. Using mainly spoons, we'll tunnel our way out of the city...
I'll not saying best or worst though.
I really hate Dan Patrick.
Oh, the horror...
It would have to be Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction! America actually fought a war against vaporware!
While I agree that the Slashdot DDoS attack caused many people quite a bit of annoyance and frustration, I think leaving the impact at that is very short sighted.
Firstly, I don't think the blame for this DDoS can be centered on just one person or group. Obviously, those who attacked Slashdot are to blame, as are Slashdot's sysadmins, and the people at Arrowpoint. And secondly, the costs of this are much greater than you might think.
I have an eight year old daughter. We had a family pet - a rabbit, black, named Midnight, and my daughter was very fond of it. Midnight, sadly, passed away about two months ago. A week or two after Midnight died, my daughter came to me in tears and asked me, "Daddy, why won't God bring Midnight back? I've been praying like Deacon Simmons told me to."
Naturally, I had to think about how to respond to this. I finally answered, "well, honey, God is a little like Slashdot. He can seem arbitrary, cruel, and unresponsive, but he's really a nice guy who's just a little out of touch and is a little slow at responding to requessts."
This was fine, and I thought that would be the end of it. However, when Slashdot went down last week, my daughter burst into my den, positively sobbing and wailing, and managed to choke out "Daddy! Daddy! I can't get to Slashdot!" "Honey," I said, "it's just a website." But, between sobs, she said, "but you said God is just like Slashdot, remember? Does this mean God is dead?"
I tried to console her as best I could, but nothing seemed to work. When Slashdot came back up, she seemed to return to normal, but she hasn't been quite the same since. She doesn't ask me about God so much any more, and she seems less interested in Church.
As a good Christian, I will turn the other cheek, and not call for the punishment of those responsible. But to the heinous criminals and negligents responsible for this, I must ask, how do you feel about destroying a small girl's sense of innocence and wonder about the world? About crushing her childish dreams and idealism? About shattering her faith in God and his benevolence? About possibly having crushed her soul and emotion forever, leaving her to live the rest of her days in spiritual agony as a broken, scarred husk of a person?
I hope all of you think long and hard about what you've done. What is the soul of a child worth, next to a few double-checks of the router?
Thank you.
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Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose.
...also known as "Beagle 2". I don't have to say which one this belongs to, do I?
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It's too soon to judge the "worst technology of 2003". Whatever it is, we'll find out later, when the side-effects have made themselves known.
Probably it's some bio-tech invention we haven't heard about, which is going to render us all sterile and hairless, several years from now.
-kgj
-kgj
CmdrTaco's gently-used sex-toy emporium.
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
I'm just glad this year passed without further proliferation of those damned singing plastic fishes.
Best: Super Model Cloning Kit
Worst: GE Bathtub Toaster ( fresh hot toast while you bathe )
"Pan: SCO - do I need to list the reasons."
No, because that would give them the opportunity to change. Only give the reasons to those who agree to sign a non-disclosure agreement.
The evidence SCO invented to claim ownership of Linux.
Shudder...
So, this means you can completely saturate say, your hard drive bus while keeping your CPU to memory bus completely untouched.
So if your hard drive is bursting full speed, but your memory bus is untouched, where the hell is the hard drive bursting the data to (or from)? Did they add some sort of quasi peer to peer 3rd party DMA transfers between hard drives? Perhaps the hard drive is just skipping the middle man and directly targeting the frame buffer instead.
No, I'm afraid not. They only proved that idiot fanboys like you will spout of nonsense no matter how dumb it sounds.
Hey, no worries about politically incorrect "master/slave" references anymore...
Does it make you happy you're so strange?
This is about companies that actually create things...not law firms.
Easily the best technology of 2003 was the Slashdot Dupe-Post-Checker(c). Using the up-to-now unknown technologies of "regular expressions" and "pattern matching", the wiz-kid staff at Slashdot was finally able to automatically check if a story had already been posted before.
Oh wait, I'm getting ahead of myself.. that isn't due out until 2004, right? Or maybe it's just vaporware..